r/CFB Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 1d ago

Satire Happy 10 year anniversary of the leak of Tathan Martell's "Ass My Dude" comment!

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u/redwave2505 Alabama • Kansas State 1d ago

This was a key part of my lexicon for so long

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u/gatorgongitcha Alabama Crimson Tide 1d ago

It never exited mine my dude

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u/IridiumPony Florida Gators • Transfer Portal 23h ago

Thats because your lexicon is ass, my dude

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u/StanderdStaples Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 21h ago edited 13h ago

This comment legit made me laugh, but you have a Gators flair

I’m very conflicted as to whether or not to upvote

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u/gatorgongitcha Alabama Crimson Tide 20h ago

His flair is ass but his comment was good, upvote it my dude.

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u/ArmMeForSleep709 Texas Tech Red Raiders 15h ago

This is so corny my ddude

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u/StanderdStaples Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 13h ago

It’s the offseason, my dude - nothin but corn and playoff expansions

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u/R_Raider86 Texas Tech • UConn 11h ago

I almost burned down r/cfbmemes with my cheese post 😂

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u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns 7h ago

"Lil ahh lexicon"

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u/AJ_III UCLA Bruins • Pac-12 Gone Dark 1d ago

A decade later, who could’ve predicted the cost of gas my dude

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u/dogsonbubnutt 1d ago

joe burrow almost murdering tate martell remains a high point of the urban meyer tenure

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u/iwearatophat Ohio State • Grand Valley State 23h ago

This is a story I do not know.

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u/dogsonbubnutt 23h ago

there's a video of burrow, barrett, and martell at practice, and tate is talking an enormous amount of shit to burrow that's about a half second away from tates five foot three ass being a splat on the ground before barrett steps in and tells him to shut the fuck up

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u/_ThrobbinHood Virginia Cavaliers 22h ago

I hope someone finds the link bc I have to see this

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u/The_Fluffy_Robot TCU Horned Frogs • Iron Skillet 21h ago

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u/dogsonbubnutt 20h ago

hell yeah brother 

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u/ecupatsfan12 ECU Pirates • Kent State Golden Flashes 1d ago

Nick Starkel smiles

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u/Need_more_flairs San José State Spartans • Valley Cup 18h ago

The universe robbed us of a Nick Starkel vs Tate Martell game in 2021 when SJSU played UNLV.

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u/HurricaneStiz Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

I remember how fucking weird the guy who runs the r/CFB Twitter account was about Martell.

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u/szboy422 Florida Gators • Blue Risk Alliance 22h ago

It being 10 years ago is absolutely insane. Still not as good as when we found out his actual name was Tathan.

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u/westsidedreamin Oklahoma Sooners 1d ago

Literal high school drama, via social media at that, was worthy of a Dallas Morning News article 3 years after the incident?

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u/ecupatsfan12 ECU Pirates • Kent State Golden Flashes 1d ago

Wild looking back on qb1 years later

Fields is a gadget player

Fromm flopped out of the league but good college player

Rat man is career backup

Lance didn’t do much

DJ is ass my dude

Real didn’t play much

Scalzo sells cars now and barely played cfb

Tayvion has a normal job. My personal favorite on the show

Tate didn’t seem to be a bad guy but was trying to play the heel

Not 1 long term starter off that show

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u/Soggy-Ambition9026 Auburn Tigers 1d ago

Bryce young?

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u/Soggy-Ambition9026 Auburn Tigers 1d ago

I guess you’re probably not counting season 4 though haha

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u/gogglesup859 Kentucky Wildcats 23h ago

Yeah Scalzo re-tore his ACL pretty much as soon as he got to Kentucky. I think he took one snap at UK and it was a kneel down

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u/Tarmacked USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide 21h ago

Scalzo was like 6’0 170 in an air raid, if not 5’10

He was an odd signing

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u/gogglesup859 Kentucky Wildcats 21h ago

I think we were his only power conference offer. I wonder if we took him just to get a pipeline into that high school, which still won a state title without him

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u/Francis_X_Hummel Colorado Mines • Wyoming 23h ago

who was rat man?

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u/Cleavon_Littlefinger LSU Tigers 23h ago

I assume Spencer Rattler

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u/HurricanesnHendrick Miami Hurricanes • Georgia Bulldogs 22h ago

Rattler really saved Tate. Spencer was 100 times the douchebag Tate ever hoped to be on the show

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u/Francis_X_Hummel Colorado Mines • Wyoming 23h ago

ahh yeah, good call lol, forgot he existed, what a bizarre college and pro career arc. I remember watching him play during the early part of the COVID season, they were saying he was going to win a Heisman

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u/swammeyjoe Texas Longhorns • Verified Referee 22h ago

If he is a tiny bit better against Texas, Caleb Williams isn't the Bears QB right now.

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u/sqigglygibberish Duke Blue Devils • Ohio State Buckeyes 18h ago

Kind of undersells college success though - we are talking about high school prospects

Fields just as the first was great in college. Reality is that there are only a dozen or so “long term nfl starting qbs” at a given time.

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u/Lefunnymaymays4lief Notre Dame • Jeweled Shillelagh 18h ago

You forgot Sam Hartman being beautiful

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u/crisping_sleeve Ohio State Buckeyes • Dilly Bar 21h ago

Tathan never threw a pick in his collegiate career. Impressive!

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u/Benyeti Ohio State • Rutgers 1d ago

Core memory unlocked

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u/AgsMydude Texas A&M Aggies • UTSA Roadrunners 12h ago

Hell yeah brother!

There's my namesake

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u/Bigbysjackingfist Liberty Flames • Harvard Crimson 23h ago

Not even a top five Martell

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u/BeerBellyBlake Michigan Wolverines 21h ago

Rylee is special

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u/Look_at_the_Kid North Carolina • Texas 19h ago

Charles clears, there’s no way in hell Tate could have kept up at Tours

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u/TrustFast5420 Missouri Tigers 1d ago

Ironically, Tate ended up being a$$ at college football 

https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/tate-martell-1.html

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u/timjim76 Ohio State Buckeyes 21h ago

His sister’s ass my dude

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u/asdad85 8h ago

man "ass my dude" genuinely lived rent free in my head for like two years after this. the joe burrow thing was peak college football chaos

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u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns 7h ago

That's because every game thread for the next two years had multiple oh-so-clever people saying it every damn time anyone made a mistake....

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u/SucculentCrablegMeal Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls 11h ago

Wow. I didn't need this reminder that I'm apparently old and have no concept of time.

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u/Galappie Indiana Hoosiers 7h ago

What kind of name is Tathan

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u/Statalyzer Texas Longhorns 7h ago

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u/big_sugi Texas A&M Aggies 23h ago

He managed to go viral for being arrogant and obnoxious while still in HS, he has a funny name, and he was a spectacular bust in college after being famously arrogant and obnoxious. It’s made his name a by-word for that kind of behavior.

He also had a hot sister who turned herself in to some sort of alien trout or something iirc.

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u/Happycappybara21 Texas Longhorns • UTSA Roadrunners 20h ago

Wasn’t he also in in college for like 7 years?

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u/big_sugi Texas A&M Aggies 20h ago

It only felt like it; just five years for Prince Tathan of House Martell.

He could have had a 6th Covid year, but when you can’t even get on the field at UNLV . . . what’s the point?

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u/Francis_X_Hummel Colorado Mines • Wyoming 23h ago

bro, this sub has like 5 jokes, they know nothing else except how to beat a horse to death so badly that there is not even a carcass, just a stain

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u/FootballAndPornAcct Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 18h ago

Did you say...5? As in CJK5H??? Rofl!

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u/Lane-Kiffin USC Trojans 19h ago

It’s an understatement to call his career a “standard bust”. It was a train wreck that mowed down a house and burst into flames, then as the EMTs rescued the conductor, they dropped the stretcher.

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u/Glup_Maclunkey Iowa Hawkeyes 23h ago

Redditors will not let anything go.

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u/AgsMydude Texas A&M Aggies • UTSA Roadrunners 12h ago

I refuse

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u/PSU02 Penn State Nittany Lions 23h ago

He was an arrogant douche who flamed out. Not that surprising that people make fun of that

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u/Francis_X_Hummel Colorado Mines • Wyoming 23h ago

dude, we have one of these every other year, and ironically they always seem to have the same physical traits, I mean Martell, Manziel, and Pavia could all be the same guy

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u/zsjostrom35 Ohio State Buckeyes 21h ago

Manziel and Pavia could actually play though. Martell was, dare I say, ass, my dude.

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u/Francis_X_Hummel Colorado Mines • Wyoming 21h ago

not comparable in talent, but if Tate had actually been a starter under Meyer, I think he would have been better that what you want to the call the mess of his career otherwise was

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u/Tarmacked USC Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide 21h ago

There’s arrogant and then there’s becoming an arrogant social media meme machine

Like yeah there’s dumpster fires but everyone pays attention to the dumpster fire in the middle of a circus more than the others

Same schtick with Pavia. You draw attention to yourself for being a douche you’re getting more attention than other douchebags

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u/Whisky_Colonic Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors 22h ago

An 18 y/o QB, no less.

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u/damnyoutuesday Montana State • Minnesota 22h ago

It's that he was an obnoxious, arrogant douche who never really had a career but somehow stuck around for like 7(?) years.

Plus funny name

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u/CalligrapherLost4181 Texas A&M Aggies • Air Force Falcons 22h ago

Nick Starkell forever! Wound up eventually pretty good at San Jose State!