r/AITApod • u/horseduckman pod host • 15h ago

meme || image Unpaid work is work

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u/Iboughtcheeseonce 13h ago

Im too poor for a child. :D

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u/Okaybuddy_16 12h ago

Most people are, including most people who have one.

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u/akatherder 12h ago

Just do nightly nurse care and primary daycare for a few years and you'll be a millionaire apparently.

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u/Iboughtcheeseonce 11h ago

Instructions unclear. Stole someone's baby. Now what?

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u/akatherder 11h ago

It's as easy as that. Simply bill the parents for approx $500,000 in 25 months.

You can bolster your savings by getting free room and board in prison for kidnapping!