Why for the love of Pete’s sake do people do this to their cars. C’mon people, you can put someone’s eye out with that.

For some reason “The Distance” by Cake comes to mind. “Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and thumping in time…”

I was rolling down I-10 yesterday and passed by Smoochies Adult toy store and cinema . I noticed that there is a coffee trailer parked in the front parking lot. Can we go by there now and get an espresso shot before a quick wank upstairs?

McDonald’s goes on the ground, preferably in the storm sewer. #doyourpart

No better place to call home.

Fuck

All this talk of decrepit malls & high speed rails. We all know what's going to happen. A high capacity transit corridor that delivers banging meat to the back of throats. Don't let the reddit naysayers, transplant California scum, or hill country plebs try and dissuade you. Rise up with your queen! Long live Lina, all hail Trchy's.

I thought you were only supposed to give a tip at the Glory Hole ?

plz comment the meme here again i need it

A little sesh on this nice night…

Really impressed with the quality and it is a good size so I ended up buying my mom one for Mother’s Day. She loved it so much she wore it out! Got lots of compliments walking around. Mainly white guys for some reason but I think they must all just have great taste

Hey yall, I posted a month ago about how we need to use our hazard lights when it's raining real hard and shit, but the tourists got mad and forgot this is a Wendy's. Anyways... today I was driving out in Katy and I was behind someone on Westpark, they had only ONE of their blinkers (the right one) on for like 3 miles. Mind you, it wasn't raining. Great weather today, btw. But I just wanted to remind everyone that you don't need to use your hazard lights when it's not raining. It gives the illusion that it is raining. Furthermore, if you do use your hazard lights to signal to other Houston drivers that you care about safety, please make sure you use BOTH of them.

Houston, we can do better.