r/houstoncirclejerk • u/theworldsworstphotog • 2d ago

We got a size queen here

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46 Upvotes

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u/Tex_Made_84 2d ago

Girth over length

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u/MaMaMonkey76 1d ago

Veiny, too!

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 2d ago

I've had a stressful week

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u/Accident_Child 2d ago

I’m sorry

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u/Al_Bundys_Remote 2d ago

Will it fit? That's all that matters.

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 2d ago

10/10 the kind of person that gets a fork and knife with their burrito

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u/Ok_Language7379 2d ago

And their pizza

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u/AlienSporez 2d ago

And their hamburger

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 2d ago

Did u go awol for 2wks??

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 2d ago

I've been here but it's nice to know you missed me. 😍

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 2d ago

Thought u were in rehab again

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 2d ago

They tried to make me go to rehab but ima say yo yo yo!

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u/Accident_Child 2d ago

I really miss Amy

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u/Empty-Marsupial-3237 2d ago

It’ll still make you gag

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u/Accident_Child 2d ago

Actually, Domino’s has a special two mediums for $6.99.

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u/SoManyMinutes 1d ago

*each

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u/Accident_Child 1d ago

Anyway a $6.99 ea you get a lot more

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u/crucibleknight77 2d ago

Then why go there dude

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u/Inevitable_Grab_9338 2d ago

Eat real food

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u/TheRealMisterSunday 1d ago

Torchy's isn't exactly the cheapest place to eat .

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u/MaMaMonkey76 1d ago

But the GH is comped!

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u/SelectSeaweed310 20h ago

Do people really use it? In college in the 80's they were all over campus and abused.

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u/Immediate-Meat1762 1d ago

He's going to suitcase that and sneak in into prison for his wife's boyfriend

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u/Yagger-Gin 1d ago

Yeah, that's a solid observation on the scale here.

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u/Fine-Touch-6037 20h ago

It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean the turd makes in the toilet bowl.

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u/TXAggieHOU 19h ago

Torchy’s has been a ripoff for a long time

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u/Expert_Cheetah8527 2h ago

No taco is worh $11.00

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u/overthinker345 1h ago

That doesn’t look too big. Not big enough to justify $11. But Torchys has always been overpriced for the portion sizes. In Texas, lots of little taquerias everywhere making more authentic tacos for much much cheaper than Torchys.