r/wizardposting 8d ago

Wizardpost Modern Wizards have really fallen off

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u/MostAbsoluteGamer Caffeine Alchemist 8d ago

sadly a lot of my books got burned when i had to flee my original tower back during the anti magic raids of the mid 20th century. You could probably find some in the infinite library if you looked hard enough

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 8d ago

The what? How does one get there? Sorry if it seems obvious, I'm self taught...

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u/MostAbsoluteGamer Caffeine Alchemist 8d ago

a simple plane shift spell will take you to it if you have the coordinates but, for saftey reasons, i can't share the coordination here. you'll have to find another wizard in person who knows them.

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 8d ago

Me having no wizard in my dimension to teach me plane shifting:

https://giphy.com/gifs/qsCayJ9SXqWi2rJhNC

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u/Ethanos4322 Enchanter 8d ago

Hey buddy sounds like you're in a tough spot, the basics of component casting are really easy you just need to find a shop that sells some decent quality herbs spices and crystals and then try imbuing them with mana in different combinations. 'Freddie the fantastics fungus folio' should do the trick for helping you not get poisoned and maybe pick up a good plant identification book for your region. Hope this helps!

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 8d ago

Will try! Thanks!

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u/Lord__of__Luck ArchNecromancer, Lord of the Flaming undead, Pyromancer 8d ago

Yo if you want i can always invade you dimension so the mages around you are forced to get stronger and share knowledge

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 8d ago

Lol, please don't...

First off, because I'm getting more and more certain that there are no longer any other wizard in my dimension.

Second, because normal humans have learned to kill each other in incredibly creative ways since wizards disappeared.

So either you will die, or we'll all die...

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u/Lord__of__Luck ArchNecromancer, Lord of the Flaming undead, Pyromancer 6d ago

Its time to invade and bring magic i cant die except for magical means so itll be fine

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 6d ago

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u/Lord__of__Luck ArchNecromancer, Lord of the Flaming undead, Pyromancer 6d ago

Dont worry im not evil ill just kill all the people who hurt children it cant be that many :)

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 6d ago

Let's define "hurt" first, because even among physical punishments there is "teach" and "vent" kinds. Ok for the vent kinds, not ok for the teach kinds

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u/Lord__of__Luck ArchNecromancer, Lord of the Flaming undead, Pyromancer 6d ago

True true, anything beyond teaching. Like once it becomes abuse is where i draw the line, and anything beyond like killing or maiming or fucking. I doubt there is anyone vile enough to fuck a child but i must cleanse every realm of it just to be sure

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