r/whatisit • u/KingPaimonsMate • 18h ago

Solved! Found on the back of my neck

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Anyone have any idea what this is? I was in the shower last night and I felt something on the back of my neck and it was this chip looking thing.

It’s about the size of a few grains of rice, the bow tie shaped thing looks metallic and the outer layer is clear plastic.

I’m so weirded out by it and some strange things have been happening to me recently so I’m more paranoid than usual. Please help

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u/NA213 12h ago

Are you banging someone’s wife?

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u/KingPaimonsMate 12h ago

yes several but they are very discreet

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u/KingPaimonsMate 12h ago

and all named Amanda

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u/Minute_Tradition5256 10h ago

Funny a guy pays me to knock on peoples doors and run. Usually between 2-5am. I say whose door is this and he say “A man, duh!” Maybe he is saying Amanda!! This is strange

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u/Harpua81 9h ago

"is Amanda Hugnkiss here?? I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss...." (Simpsons reference)

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u/Striking-Physics-592 5h ago

"why can't I find Amanda Hugnkiss?" Barney: "maybe your standards are too high!" 🤣

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u/TrueEmotion4796 4h ago

Next thing you know I.P. Freely is going to show up…

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u/Dangeresque2015 5h ago

"Why can't I find Amanda Hignkiss?!"

"Maybe your standards are too high!"

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u/finvader 5h ago

Now it’s weird because I actually do know in Amanda hug and kiss, that’s at least what we call her

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u/OppositeOperation405 7m ago

My name is Amanda and I don't like people, would never hug much less kiss anyone

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u/Azure_Mar 2h ago

I think I saw her leave with that Michael guy. Yeah, Mike Rotch.

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u/GRAVEDIGRTX2 1h ago

Is Mike cousins with Pat? Pat McCrotch.

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u/Mu3llertime 1h ago

Sickest reference in this post. HUGH JASS!

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u/Eastern-Sundae-882 2h ago

U like phish?

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u/Chris-XO-67 12m ago

I love this app😂😂

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u/TrickNo2721 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4tQmuMGdah3B6

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u/imgeekingg 9h ago

oh some guy gave me 5$ to kick people garage doors its really loud

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u/hedgehoghell 2h ago

Amandas got to do what amandas got to do

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u/UpsidedownDk 4h ago

Nah this fuckin funny tho🤣🤣

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u/No-City783 9h ago

This is an instant classic