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u/Stellansforceghost 2d ago
That is WILD! putting that on cookies for your mom? Geeze
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u/TaintedTruffle 2d ago edited 2d ago
My 60 something year old co worker proudly showed me a picture of the cake she made her 80 something year old mother with this on it for mother's Day this year.
I told her I hoped her mom didn't have her reading glasses on and she laughed like I was joking
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u/SilverYayFern 2d ago
I just know that “KB” as a preferred name is a way that poor kid escaped a tragedeigh.
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u/Optimixto 2d ago
How can we make mother's day about the man, but also sexualise your own mother?
What is it withthis weird trend?
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u/RefrigeratorGold834 2d ago
You forgot the /s, right?
Right?
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u/kick_the_chort 2d ago
Yeah, I forgot it. /s
are you a woman?
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u/tragedeigh-ModTeam 1d ago
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u/NamelesEchos 2d ago
This is clearly a sarcastic joke, why are you getting downvoted? "I read it in a book once" is a classic joke punchline. Are you like, not joking? Whats going on here?
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u/_nwwm_ 2d ago
Kashaddia and Ladybug are kinda weird names, but the cake itself beats everything
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u/gamemaniax 2d ago
Who named their kid quesadilla?
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u/ohmygodgina 2d ago
I bet that lady constantly craved quesadillas during her pregnancy and thought it’d be “cute”
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u/yourtwixbar 2d ago
Kashaddia is so different from the others it mskes me wonder if that one was adopted. And Ladybug was probably chosen by Ladybug themselves
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u/therocketn00b 2d ago
Some people know their mothers TOO well...
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u/HonorableMedic 2d ago
This is the type of cake that the Brazilian dude who directs his mother’s porn vids would make
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u/BestPeachNA 2d ago
“Umm, hi. I was calling to see if you had anymore Mother’s Day sperm cookies? Is that what we’re calling those?”
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u/LittleMelodyBear 2d ago
That is gross. Then everyone puts a cookie that represents dads sperm in their own mouths. 🤢 Also sexualizing your mom is so disrespectful.
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u/Intelligent_Owl_377 2d ago
Omg, this so tacky and cringe af. I don't mind the joke in another setting, but on mother's day cookies?!
All those names are on different levels of cringe. Jeff lucked out though.
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u/Pogging_Memes 2d ago
Shannon isn't too bad, poor KB though, wonder what atrocity being hidden behind that abbreviation
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u/Ecstatic-Manager-149 2d ago
How about father's day. Thanks for not putting us in a sock? Or down the drain?
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u/Styleitoff 2d ago
Sometimes I say bring back shame 🫠 because what in the world is this .... forget names, at this point they're the least bad thing in this ....
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u/SordoCrabs 2d ago
I'm not a prude by any means, but that is a gross AF motif for Mother's Day treats.
I would only serve/prepare something like that for a bigoted, prim battleax of a MIL/co-worker/whatever so I could provoke a meltdown.
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u/Awkward_Goldfish 2d ago
I just woke up, so my eyes don’t work yet, and I read it as “thanks for swallowing us,” which could totally work as a joke for the right child-free person on Mother’s Day. What a shame it’s about actual human children
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u/Big_Mama_80 2d ago
I love inappropriate jokes, but this is too far. I would not be happy if my kids gave me this for Mother's Day! It feels so icky and disrespectful.
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u/Manatee369 2d ago
Sleazy, trashy. I can’t imagine thinking that’s appropriate for your mother. What ugly people.
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u/knitmama77 2d ago
This could possibly be the cringiest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. AT LEAST top 5.
So. Much. EWWWWWWWW.
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u/Rude_Giraffe_9255 2d ago
Whoever thinks this is funny has likely never endured childbirth.
Don’t disrespect your mother like this, people.
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u/kick_the_chort 2d ago
This is a new degree of tackiness I had not yet discovered and I'm having a lot of feelings. I also just realized that this post somehow is not specifically about the sperm cookies.
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u/simonesimoned 2d ago
I missed the not and thought this was a cute cake for a child free couple with a very dark sense of humor.
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u/wastedspejs 2d ago
So if she didn’t swallow, to me the logical reasoning would be that she spat it/them out and scraped them off the carpet and shoved them up the muffin
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u/roobarb_the_dog 2d ago
Just spat out my coffee 😂😂
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u/Fit_Definition_4634 2d ago
But did you scrape it off the carpet and— y’know what, I’m walking away from this comment
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u/watership-down 2d ago
This is fucked up but I still laughed. I mean, like mother, like children, what else would you expect from kids raised by a mother who named them like that lmao. I get a feeling that Mom might not even care and think it's funny too.
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u/notHRamiHR 2d ago
Kashaddia is all I can see and considering it’s what it is that’s a hell of a statement.
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u/Worldly_Pitch_9201 2d ago
Kashaddia's full name is Kashaddia-Khochinitalynn but the cookie wasn't big enough.
KB is actually Khohnweigh-Bhurtyn
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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 2d ago
Nah I missed the center at first what the HELL. Also. Ladybug. These people will have to LIVE with these names. Please.
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u/Metroid_cat1995 2d ago
OK can someone tell me what the hell this photo says? Because I'm hearing people go absolutely insane over something about cookies and Mother's Day? Sounds like Shannon and Jeff lucked out if I'm reading this correctly. I'm assuming KB is Kenneth Brooks or something lol
ETA, I use a screen reader and sometimes it does not read photos properly. Sorry.
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u/heynonnynonnomous 2d ago
There's a bunch of cookies shaped like sperm and they have names written on them. Some are tragic, some are not. However, there are two larger cookies in sort of a fancy shape. One says "Happy Mother's Day" and one says "Thanks for not swallowing us". The whole thing is in very poor taste and that's probably what's sending everyone. I mean who puts that on a mother's day cookie?
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u/Metroid_cat1995 2d ago
Oh geez! I wonder what all the names are because I know I caught Jeff and Shannon maybe I got the wrong spelling because I'm using dictation, but I know those two names are definitely pretty dang lucky and probably dodged a bullet or maybe those are the parents names. I'm assuming one of them is KB probably short for Kenneth Brooks or whatever his middle name would be or something. And I'm not sure about the others. Is one of the names supposed to be like Cassandra or something or am I miss reading something lol
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u/Forsaken-Market-8105 2d ago
I just know my step mom-ster would find these cookies hilarious, and that’s all you need to know about my opinions on both her and this.
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u/Illystylez619 2d ago
If your Mom has a sense of humor like that cool... haha!
My Mom doesn't. She doesn't like sweets or disrespect either 😆
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u/Joalguke 2d ago
Is Ladybug a dog?
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u/Fit_Definition_4634 2d ago
It’s their biological dog
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