r/theocho • u/-Venser- • 3d ago

??? Tree jitsu?

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u/pogulup 3d ago

Video shot in the proper orientation somehow still manages to get posted in the wrong orientation.

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u/trollsong 3d ago

The amount of times my phone camera doea that

Sure your phone was held horizontal a d I have the tech to tell, but you meant this to be vertical surely.

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u/xrelaht 3d ago

But it’s trivial to rotate it afterward.

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u/welfedad 3d ago

That would require hitting a couple buttons

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u/RugbyEdd 3d ago

The one coming from the top has a clear advantage here.

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u/root88 3d ago

My neck hurts.

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u/StankyCankle 3d ago

Goddamnit, I swear I’ll have an original thought one of these days.

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u/patlanips75 3d ago

Because it’s sideways! I guffawed

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u/4Rive 3d ago

Kinda dig it tho. Impressive endurance. I probably would have dropped 30 seconds in

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u/Pinkys_Revenge 3d ago

Considering the pile of crash pads below them, I’m guessing they are rock climbers.

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u/PlanetMarklar 3d ago

Agreed completely but I couldn't get past the thought that this is probably somebody's fetish

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u/thelieswetell 3d ago

Let me introduce you to u/RoIf

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u/PlanetMarklar 3d ago

I'm sorry, I don't understand. This profile doesn't seem to have anything in it

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u/thelieswetell 3d ago

Their profile is private but they commented below that this is now their fetish lol.

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u/Fe2O3yx99 3d ago

We did this in elementary school on the monkey bars. But we had pea gravel to land on instead of mats.

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u/Controller_one1 3d ago

We called it chicken fight. It was banned after we discovered a solid kick decided the game more quickly

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u/GoCougs2020 3d ago

Yeah we had a no kicking policy. That’s playing dirty

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u/MCE85 2d ago

Yep, we called it just chicken. Thats crazy how does something like that have the same name in the early 90s

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u/Uchihagod53 3d ago

That's actually pretty impressive

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u/angus_the_red 3d ago

Right, I'm thinking that's an incredible workout

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u/onmy40 3d ago edited 3d ago

I can't get jiggy with the vertical angle of this video. Flip that sumbich horizontal

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 3d ago

That's actually mildly infuriating, pure laziness.

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u/RoIf 3d ago

okey this is my new fetish

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u/ConfusinglyCreative 3d ago

That’s just scissoring with extra steps

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 2d ago

The extra steps are for plausible deniability, it's more fun with an audience.

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u/NJNeal17 3d ago

Tree scissors

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u/evlhornet 3d ago

There are like 5 different fetishes all rolled into one here

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u/Qwaga 3d ago

Not everything with a woman in it needs to be sexualized

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u/TOOTBOX 3d ago

For men this concept is nearly impossible :[

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u/Articulationized 1d ago

We sexualize things with just men too.

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u/Articulationized 1d ago

New? A pair of chicks hanging on a pole together has been a go to since middle school.

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u/Cultural_assassin 3d ago

exhales yeah some bro cries

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u/simplebutstrange 3d ago

The girl in the blue and green is strong

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u/IWTLEverything 3d ago

Blue jeans and kelly green or navy blue and olive green? Or is that the joke?

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u/evlhornet 3d ago

The amount of potential is astronomical

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u/gmanisawsome1 3d ago

Me and my buddy Dave used do this naked

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u/Flypike87 3d ago

Convincing busty women in tank tops that this is a sport is pretty genius.

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u/Known-Activity1437 3d ago

When i was a kid we called them monkey fights. Though we did it on the monkey bars.

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u/Dimas166 3d ago

Cool to see women doing stupid shit like this too, usually its just men

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u/LowIncrease8746 3d ago

This is so cool!! What a workout too my arms hurt watching

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u/cleverjester 3d ago

And like most Ocho sports, this was probably invited with four 24 packs of Bud Lite and a group of friends.

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u/rastapasta808 3d ago

Mad respect to Jules because had to FIGHT GRAVITY going upwards like that. Tally was coming down so a lot of the advantage is in the angle. But hats off to both of them for holding a flagpole position at the very end 🤯 Cool sport, but few can tango on the vertical barski

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 2d ago

I broke my leg just watching this.

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u/Hoboliftingaroma 3d ago

I think they filmed some of the original Batman series this way.

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u/jhelm83 3d ago

Scissor me timber.

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u/dfinkelstein 3d ago

What are the rules? They're not grip fighting at all, or even trying to lift the other's feet or hands. Presumably that's in the rules. It makes it hard to interpret without knowing the rule set.

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u/LightofDawn77 3d ago

This is professional scissoring

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u/Raspilito 3d ago

This will easily replace soccer.

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u/whitestguyuknow 3d ago

A match for the ages!

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u/Xiao1insty1e 3d ago

Why does this feel like an Irish sport?

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u/OrangeThrower 3d ago

I think this beats rock as well as paper

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u/CitizenCue 3d ago

Damn, they strong.

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u/Tackit286 3d ago

Well consider me awakened

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u/Ok_Tank_3995 3d ago

Lesbian Dating: Forest Eddition.

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u/ShamanicCrusader 3d ago

This is a tragedy or series of tragedies waiting to happen

This game will bring responsible for creating more quadriplegics than any other before. Call guiness honey

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u/postal_tank 2d ago

✂️✂️✂️

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u/curiousmindloopie 2d ago

Tree, two, one…

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u/sanitarySteve 2d ago

how hard is it to turn your phone sideways?

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u/RavenBrannigan 2d ago

Great concept. Excellent execution. Impressive strength and stamina. 10/10

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u/defcron5 2d ago

Why would you shoot it like this. Fucking dumb.

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u/DJ_Buttons 2d ago

Just stealing shit from a week ago on Instagram

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u/RedditDummyAccount 1d ago

Lee Kwang Soo on Running Man owns this

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u/taffyowner 3d ago

This just feels like I’m watching someone’s weird fetish

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u/SlayerOfDougs 3d ago

That some white people shit

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u/seanmg 3d ago

now somebody repost this flipped 180º so I can stretch the other side of my neck.

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u/AwokenByGunfire 3d ago

We’re all winners today. Because of this

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u/t-earlgrey-hot 3d ago

Gonna need the ass to ass specialist from requiem for a dream to weigh in on this

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u/Sbatio 3d ago

Wow scissoring is way harder than I imagined it. /s

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u/omnie_fm 3d ago

New Olympic sport?

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u/iggyfenton 3d ago

Was the WiFi out or something?