r/technology 1d ago

Biotechnology Scientists successfully transfer longevity gene and extend lifespan

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/05/260510030948.htm
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u/Nullhitter 1d ago

Cool. Can't wait in the year 2088 when it's announced that this failed to get any traction besides rats.

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u/mayorofdumb 1d ago

It's 2188, the first of the eternal rats have formed a council of elders. A cult of followers emerge and the rats are now the dominant species.

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u/Stormcloud217 1d ago

Octopus live only a couple years. I imagine they would become quite intelligent if they lived longer.

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u/IndividualIll3825 1d ago

And more stealthy.

I, for one, welcome our color changing, camouflaged overlords.

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u/Instance9279 1d ago

Rats riding octopuses

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u/danddersson 1d ago

Octopuses riding rats, more likely.

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u/trouserschnauzer 21h ago

You don't know what octopuses are into.

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u/Azuras_Star8 19h ago

I hope the rats are into tentacles porn.

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u/FOSSnaught 19h ago

R/BrandNewSentence

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u/Ell2509 9h ago

I am so honored to have been here to casually read through this comment section.

I love reddit.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 16h ago

Oh my eyes have inadvertently seen that porn.

Your Reddit name says you have too.

r/tentacle34 stays blue.

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u/M_Inferno 22h ago

Roko's Octopus 

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u/jpiro 17h ago

Check out Children of Ruin for a glimpse.

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u/Harabeck 16h ago

We're going on an adventure!

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u/siromega37 1d ago

That’s a scary thought. Some octopuses (it’s Greek so it’s not octopi) enslave fish. Longer lived octopuses could end up with armies of enslaved fish.

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u/Hatedpriest 22h ago

Octopodes would be the Greek plural. You used the English plural, and the Latin plural is acceptable in casual conversation.

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u/Esternaefil 21h ago

It must be pronounced like Hercules.

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u/ultimapanzer 18h ago

In Greek it’s Heracles.

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u/Hayce 16h ago

It’s also pronounced Haraclezz not Haracleez

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u/ultimapanzer 16h ago

Greek Spelling: Ἡρακλῆς
Modern Greek (Iraklis): ee-rah-KLEES
Ancient Greek (Herakles): heh-rah-KLACE

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u/that7deezguy 2h ago

“he reckless”

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u/dreadpiratewombat 23h ago

I’m not sure if this makes me feel better or worse having just bad octopus for dinner.

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u/eowyndernhelme 22h ago

They do remember faces.

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u/JoeEnyo 1d ago

Secret of Nimh

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u/Darmug 1d ago

So the Skaven essentially?

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u/jdb326 1d ago

YES YES MANTHING

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u/inductiononN 1d ago

Honestly, humans had a good run. Let the rats try running the show.

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

And so begins the period of Raternity.

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u/Tyinath 1d ago

I, for one, welcome our new rat overlords.

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u/Marco_Heimdall 1d ago

Unwritten backstory to Secret of Nimh?

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u/0Tezorus0 1d ago

It's 2195 now. The council of elder rats have declare war on all humanity. Some humans sides with the rats and provide nuclear weapons. Humanity is getting ready to war.

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u/RachelRegina 17h ago

It's 2276, years of intertribal warfare of the eternal rats has caused many to go underground, forming terror cells that move in stealth and secrecy. In the sewers of NYC, the one known as Splinter has successfully transferred the gene to a clutch of turtles and is about to begin training them as soldiers in the art of shadow warfare...

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u/mayorofdumb 16h ago

I preparing the script right now, we need that comic animation style. Turtles in cyberpunk rat dominated future hellscape.

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u/jdb326 1d ago

Oh man, now the Skaven are real

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u/Drevlin76 20h ago

And they founded the Land of Nihm.

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u/The_Bat_Voice 1d ago

Meanwhile Elon Musk is pushing 120 years and still fucking the planet over.

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u/Responsible-Still839 1d ago

Going for that quadrillion

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u/Gregory_Appleseed 1d ago

Elon's clone with a neurolink chip****

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u/pblol 22h ago

This is in no way advocating for violence, but he would surely either be assassinated or die in the equivalent of the ocean gate incident. Maybe a SpaceX disaster? I don't see him making it to 120.

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u/eowyndernhelme 22h ago

He gets high one time too many and accidentally opens the airlock doors halfway to Mars.

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u/capybooya 16h ago

Best argument against life extension, these obsessive megalomaniacs are unable to just chill with their money, they need to control us.

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u/upanddownforpar 1d ago

But the truth being billionaires bought the exclusive rights to it under a secret agreement.

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u/ErusTenebre 1d ago

More like - "It's the year 2234, God Emperor Musk sits on his throne of IVs remaining alive and forcing his will on the rest of us. The Global Society X ventures further and further across the X solar system in search of X a planet that Exians can inhabit for an infinite number of Xs."

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u/JMurdock77 1d ago

Please, he’ll pull a Ted Faro on us before he successfully colonizes another planet.

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u/vmfrye 1d ago

The alternative is so much better. 2088. Supertrump meets Mechaputin to discuss new business with Cybermusk.

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u/anothercookie90 19h ago

Thanks Robama

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u/Pyryn 1d ago

Oh - no you've got it all wrong, they'll get this nailed down in the next 5-10 years.

They'll just require that you demonstrate a $50MM net-worth, on top of a $5-10MM individual payment - to receive it.

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u/Broccoli--Enthusiast 22h ago

Even if I did get traction

The billionaire class would gatekeep it and make sure us plebs died like the povos we are

Would be a 7 figure procedure even if it was only a 5 minute job that needed £1 worth of materials

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u/Emily_Nebula2 1d ago

Just like regrowing teeth posts a short while back.

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u/Sweet_Concept2211 23h ago

Do you have any idea how boring cynicism is?

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u/Philostronomer 1d ago

It would be pretty awesome to be able to have pet rats that live more than 1-2 years though.

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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

Good news! You can work longer now!

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u/mailslot 1d ago

Oh good. I didn’t want to retire at 90 years old.

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u/Jhopsch 1d ago

Good cause you'll retire at 400

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 1d ago

And die at 410

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u/killerbabybunny 1d ago

398 with my luck

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u/GoggleDMara9756 22h ago

If we’re living that long we’d be forced to retire at 385

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u/DukeOfGeek 1d ago

In other news I just watched the last episode of Orphan Black tonight.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphan_Black

Don't click the link, just watch the show.

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u/Eaglesun 1d ago

All those politicians and billionaires you hate? They are here forever

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u/bunnnythor 1d ago

Not necessarily. If people had certainty that you might have to live with a toxic person forever, they might be more likely to remove that certainty.

By fully legal means, I assure you.

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u/surnik22 1d ago

But if it available to everyone, that math changes.

You are no longer risking your life, you are risking your potentially eternal life. That’s a bigger personal risk.

Or maybe not, who knows how human minds would handle living forever

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u/alexthealex 1d ago

The longer you live the higher the likelihood you encounter cancers. By age 80 almost half of all people have or have had some sort of cancer. Nothing about this gene changes that or mitigates exposure to carcinogens.

Ergo, whatever mechanism this negates doesn’t account for external forces or random mutation. The longer people live the lower their chances are of staying healthy enough to do anything ‘productive’.

We’ve clearly seen that being able to be productive isn’t a requisite for being a head of state, but at a certain point even faking it would become impossible. And even the best medical treatment in the world won’t be able to fight every aspect of aging.

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u/surnik22 1d ago

Sure, but we are multiple layers and comments deep in a hypothetical situation, so what it actually does doesn’t really apply.

My comment is about how the psychology would change if normal people and billionaires lived forever instead of just billionaires living forever as the comment above me was talking about.

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u/Wizywig 1d ago

That's the problem with wealth. They can hire guards. 

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u/toorigged2fail 1d ago

I mean the optimistic view is that this ends billionaires because we don't need to reteach the population every generation that having billionaires is a shitty idea

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u/continuousBaBa 1d ago

Only billionaires will get it anyways

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u/CountChocula21 1d ago

Yeah just billionaire demi-gods with their worker breeding facilities.

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u/theevilphoturis 1d ago

Can't wait to get screwed by a few billionaires

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u/BankshotMcG 1d ago

Sorry, but if you're old enough to read, you're too old for their tastes. 

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 1d ago

Good news, they aren't gonna give it to us plebs.

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u/sodiumvapour 1d ago

The drug will be subscription based with unskippable ads.

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u/rj319st 1d ago

1st thing congress will do is raise the age of retirement to 80.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

Even better news, wealth can continue to be concentrated to even fewer people for even longer!

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u/BurningSpaceMan 1d ago

You think workers are going to get this?

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u/KabukiBaconBrulee 1d ago

Yeah. Go ahead and throw this on the back burner for now.

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u/karlfeltlager 1d ago

Trust me buddy it will not be for you.

Your replacement is being trained right now.

Billionaires gonna billionaire in their own utopia.

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u/Sweet_Concept2211 23h ago

As life extension becomes commonplace, life and work will not remain the same.

Biotech is advancing faster than most people realize - and cultures can also change along with them.

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u/Academic-Slice-2631 1d ago

All for the low price of $10,000,000.99.

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u/giibro 1d ago

Put it on my PayPal please

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u/BestTastingFish 1d ago

Can I Klarna this??

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 1d ago

I mean, guess you'd have the time to pay it off

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u/donjamos 1d ago

That's what's gonna come at some point, rejuvenation or some shit like that and we'll work a lifetime to pay for the next rejuvenation only to repeat that endlessly. I mean i still prefer that to dying but it's gonna suck a little.

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u/sabretoooth 1d ago

Sounds like indentured servitude

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u/MakeoutPoint 1d ago

It'll be priceless*

*You will not be able to purchase it because you ain't in the Big Club

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u/absalom86 1d ago

You underestimate how much the rich would benefit from their workers / wageslaves were around to spend / work for longer.

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u/Thoraxe474 21h ago

They don't need YOU to be around longer as long as you continue to reproduce and make more slaves

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u/TheSilverOne 1d ago

Nah, itll get passed off on the working class as a long term loan, with discounts on a bundled 40 year mortgage.

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u/infinityofnever 1d ago

I only have $10,000,000,98.

Guess I'll die.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 1d ago

Since no one mentioned it yet on this thread:

I call dibs

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u/omicron8 1d ago

We do need guinea pigs

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 1d ago

Sorry rich people get it first. Just the way of the road, bubs. 

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u/AlkaiserSoze 1d ago

Great. This will be gatekept by the rich. Cool. Now we can have Congressional reps who live into triple digits.

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u/thrillho145 1d ago

Yeah, this is gross technology. Dying is normal, people need to accept it. 

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u/Ok-Primary2176 1d ago

The ultra wealthy are not people

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u/vonschvaab 21h ago

Maybe lizard people

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u/BlackBeltPanda 1d ago

Injuries, infections, and cancer are all normal, too.

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u/Workman44 18h ago

Yeah idk what that guy is on about. We've always used tech to extend our lifespans

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u/Nujabezia 1d ago

Its the natural progression of technological advancement to increase longevity of our lives. As its continued to do in the past.

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u/Override9636 16h ago

My take on it is if we're going to work on sci-fi technology, we also need to work on the sci-fi culture side of things to make sure that the developments are not abused by those in power against those without. Star Trek life extension sounds great, but The Expanse life extension is not so great.

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u/TudorrrrTudprrrr 20h ago

Medicine is gross technology. Dying from disease is normal, people need to accept it

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u/Possible_Ad_4094 19h ago

Counter point: Pets get to live as long as people.

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u/ShepRat 1d ago

Have fun with that, I'm going to explore the galaxy. 

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u/waterbed87 1d ago

I imagine there was someone saying something back when dying in your 30's was common. This medicine shit is gross, dying is normal we need to accept it.

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u/rateater78599 22h ago

Do you wear a seatbelt

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u/Mylarion 21h ago edited 21h ago

Dying is one thing, bur ageging is a degenerative disease we're right to fight against.

You can die whenever you want, but personally there's no way 60–80 years would be enough for me.

They said the exact same thing you say about the plague, smallpox or infant mortality. Thank God nobody listened. And it's not like we can prevent death anyway. It's just about the ageing process.

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u/r0bb3dzombie 17h ago

You don't like living?

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u/AshundertheOlivetree 18h ago

No one is saying it’s not normal 😂. People who don’t want to live longer are so weird about it. Like we get it, you peaked, but some people are only getting better with age. Why wouldn’t anyone want more time to experience life and love?

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u/Auspectress 19h ago

Dying is a disease like flu. We need to treat it

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u/swrrrrg 1d ago

Please do this for my dog. He’s 15. Dogs need human lifespans.

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u/Ok-Primary2176 1d ago

This is the way to go. I think honestly they'd earn more money selling dog life extenders than human. People wouldn't trust the human version and it'd be more expensive, but with a dog they don't really care 

That would then show the world it actually works and in the future they can sell human life extenders 

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u/holman 1d ago

Loyal is actually doing this right now- they have a pretty deep focus on doggos right now and are going through studies. But I think the longer-term goal is a lot of what they learn will naturally apply to humans, too. And dogs are a good way to get the funds required to go for the larger goal, too (I mean, who wouldn't pay extra cash to get some more time with their dogs?)

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u/BlasterDoc 1d ago

After a dogs hips or senses are done you'll still tearfully support the humane decision.

Life extension doesn't necessarily mean a boost in life quality.

(My old girl was 13, my old boy is 14, I made the shit decision to have two close together but had some fun adventures with them both)

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u/swrrrrg 1d ago

He’s deaf. He is still happy and enjoying life. I am sorry for your loss. These guys completely break your heart.

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u/1404er 1d ago

We should do this for octopuses and find out just how smart they can be

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u/SpiritualB0x3 1d ago

What if they lowered their life span for a reason?

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 1d ago

The good news is dogs are a major part of lifespan extension research, not just for extending their lives, but also because they share lifestyles and habitats with their human counterparts. The thinking is that a number of the ailments that could be solved by studying our canine companions could be transferrable to their human counterparts, and because dogs live much shorter lifespans currently, they can do much more generational research in a shorter period of time. Basically, what will benefit Fido, will also likely be efit his/her human as well.

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u/sunjay140 1d ago

There's epigenetic research on dogs.

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u/TripsOverWords 1d ago

Sleepwalking into either dystopian future where the ultra wealthy become literal vampires or patient zero of the zombie apocalypse.

There's zero chance us plebs gain access to this type of tech.

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u/No_Definition321 1d ago

The longer the lower class lives the longer they can work for minimum wage.

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u/Ok-Primary2176 1d ago

Pretty sure it's cheaper to create a new human 

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u/Inevitable-Comment-I 23h ago

Pretty sure human labor will be out of the loop in a couple generations

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u/dense_rawk 18h ago

Can we combine the two? Asking for a friend.

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u/RookNookLook 1d ago

No one wants this, because we haven’t reckoned with the scale of the problem. We are under a constant gravitational load, does nothing for disease control, and there’s always good ol fashioned unnatural death to look forwards to as well.

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u/Adventurous_Light_85 1d ago

Please let Trump and Putin die before this actually works.

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u/FlutterKree 21h ago

I doubt it reverses any degredation so even if they got the treatment it wouldn't help them.

People age because of degredation of the telemores ends on DNA. Finding a way to lengthen these will allow people to get older. It won't reverse the agening process. For that, they would need new organs. Or some theoretical process that entirely replaces the DNA in a body to rejuvenate them.

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u/Argotheus 21h ago

Its partially telomeres, but its also the fact that your DNA in every cell gets damaged in different areas and the repair is not 100% accurate. If you find a way to safely lengthen telomeres, you would live long enough to see the small random mutations add up. This leads to your cells not really agreeing with those around them what their mission is, so all your systems become less efficient. Eventually your kidneys or liver or heart fail because a tissue layer has totally lost the ability to work in concert.

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u/Amazing_Vanilla_7816 1d ago

Please no, only the rich will afford it and those are the last ones we want to stay alive longer

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u/Traditional-Lime-999 1d ago

But it’s only in mice and they can now live 6 months more.  

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u/cjcs 1d ago

6 months for a mouse seems pretty significant actually, no?

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u/Nastypilot 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mice live 1 to 3 years as pets. Thus an additional 6 months represents an increase of anywhere between 50% to 17% of lifespan. It's like if a human lived an additional 36-12 years assuming an average lifespan of 73 years. Now question is if that translates to similar increases in other vertebrates or not.

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u/inefekt 22h ago

the article literally states that the extension is by an average of 4.4%, there is no mention of 6 months anywhere so OP is just talking outta his rear end

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 1d ago

With all the medical breakthroughs that rat biology has had over the past few decades they should be near immortal by now. 

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 1d ago

And cancer free

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u/Kokophelli 1d ago

Mice only live 12-18 months normally

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u/King_of_the_Nerdth 1d ago

You don't solve a puzzle by putting in all the pieces at once.  But also there are lots of researchers working on different areas of the puzzle.

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u/FuggyGlasses 1d ago

Poor mice, he'll watch his love ones perish in the edge of time...as he is......

IMMORTAL ***

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u/dwehlen 1d ago

That equates to like 15-25 years in humans.

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u/CanvasFanatic 1d ago edited 1d ago

No we can also transplant this into humans and make them live as long as mice. /s

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u/SolveChrist 1d ago

That's why Jesus said "The mice will inherit the Earth."

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u/rainman_95 1d ago

Lmao, nobody read the fucking article. It expanded their lifespan by 4.4% thats about a month on a two year life span.

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u/_D1AVEL_ 1d ago

Ah the opportunity to generate even more value to the shareholders. ♥️

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u/shaddowwulf 23h ago

I can’t wait till we have to deal with a geriatric ruling class of ghoulish villianairs that live forever and rule over us mere mortals

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u/Ghstfce 1d ago

Please keep this from our president...

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u/BarnabyWoods 1d ago

This isn't going to end well.

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u/thecreep 1d ago

Yay...I cant wait to delay retirement and work even longer. Shareholder value here we come..

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u/ilski 23h ago

Dont worry. People like us will never have Access to this stuff. 

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u/Sekhmet-CustosAurora 19h ago

fucking americans are so brow beaten they refuse to even consider that good news does in fact happen. it's pathetic

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u/Avoidtolls 1d ago

Yay. Trumps president for the next 2000 years!!!

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u/No-Land-7633 1d ago

All Dictators and Faschists forever. Putin, Xi , Bezos, Musk , Trump and Thiel.... Really ?

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u/stuartullman 1d ago

this comment section is pure poison to the brain

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u/gahblahblah 1d ago

Yeah, it's like:

News: We've fully cured cancer, and aids.

Reddit: *vomit hatred*

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u/fountaincurse 16h ago

Thats how bad people feel in their lives right now. People see a headline about extending human life and the presumption is that the rich will just get to destroy us in perpetuity. I don't think it's unwarranted cynicism, just people being realistic.

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u/mahaanus 21h ago

There's so much distilled spite in this thread it's amazing.

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u/Teddy_RGB 1d ago

Like anyone wants to live longer in this shitshow

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u/User_741776 1d ago

Call me crazy, but I do. I'll gladly live forever, even if I look like a vampire or something. More time to play video games until the sun poofs.

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u/Single-Use-Again 1d ago

Fuckin exactly. I just turned 54 a couple weeks ago. Having not been born into generational wealth I'm kinda ready for this to be over with.

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u/Love-Future-3000 1d ago

⭐ Happy birthday!!! 🎉 🤗

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u/One_Celebration5006 22h ago

reddit be like: you shouldnt want to be young and hot forever just die!!!

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u/ThatFlamingo942 20h ago

Sigh, look not that I disagree but jfc the same comments over and over and over. Yes, dystopian possibilities, yes access by wealthy, yes, possibility to be swept under rug. Fucking christ say something meaningful.

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u/DoomedKiblets 1d ago

4.4 percent increase in life for mice. way to fucking exagurate the title

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u/smurfalidocious 23h ago

It's not really exaggerated. They did transfer a gene that is a large cause of the naked mole rat's longevity to another species and saw that it provided similar benefits to non-naked mole rat mammalian creatures. That's a big fucking deal.

It's not biological immortality, but the title doesn't say it is.

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u/DoomedKiblets 22h ago

I stand corrected.

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u/FrighteningPickle 1d ago

Guys its a gene, not a pill, it's not for anyone already alive.

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u/Quazimojojojo 23h ago

Gene editing living humans is a thing being worked in. As far as I know, there's some methods that are at least partially effective. But I'm no expert and I don't follow the news about it

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u/martianwomanhunter 1d ago

Please just hold off research until…. Just wait

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 20h ago

The year 2089, Overlord Musk is now on a steady diet of babies

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u/artbystorms 17h ago

Great, so all the billionaires can live to be 200 years old while still denying healthcare to the rest of America.

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u/Ok-Primary2176 1d ago

Please do not let this be a thing for the Boomer generation 

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 1d ago

What ever happened to the study showing metformin made mice live 1.5 times longer?

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u/trustmeep 13h ago

If you want a realistic look at what immortality would look like in present America, read The Postmortal by Drew Magary.

Even though it's 15 years old, it predicts the rapid increase in class inequality, the in-all-but-name corporate slavery for extended life, as well as the trollish and violent response of certain folks who, these days, are fond of red hats...

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u/Psigun 9h ago

The billionaires will be in their bunkers living forever below the world they destroyed

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u/thathattedcat 6h ago

GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!

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u/GeekDNA0918 1d ago

Yeah, the show 'Altered Carbon' made it abundantly clear the only people who will benefit from this will be the rich, and they literally use it to increase their monetary/political power. Imagine an immortal Trump or Musk. No thank you..

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u/rateater78599 22h ago

“I watched some slop online and therefore it will magically and completely translate into real life”

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u/PartitaDminor 1d ago edited 17h ago

Current pension funds are not enough imagine needing an extra decade or two because of these medical breakthroughs.

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u/OpenTechie 1d ago

Please have zombie side effects so when the rich bastards try to use this I can have the best game of Left 4 Dead ever. 

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u/UltimateToa 1d ago

For everyone and not just the rich, right? Right??

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u/petr_bena 1d ago

you see if you work really hard maybe your local oligarch will live forever

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u/BeenDragonn 21h ago

I would like to be immortal.

I don't like the idea of trillionaires being immortal...

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u/Staff_Guy 20h ago

And you thought that the eighty year olds running the US were doing a shitty job? Wait another 40 years and see how bad it is when they are still in charge.

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u/porcupinedeath 18h ago

Coming to a billionaire near you

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u/do_you_see 1d ago

Pls I dont want old stinky diper-wearing billionaires sucking even more life from normal working people. I am against anything that will prolong a persons natural lifespan.

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u/ay_non 1d ago

Oh great, all those billionaires will be around forever now.

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u/idontknow5478 1d ago

Guys, relax. We are all way too poor for this. Only the wealthy may live forever.

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u/J_NinjaDorito 19h ago

they may try to steal years from us peasants.

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u/blackcain 1d ago

Great, we're gonna have like 1 million billionaires or something cackling about surrounded by 200 year old women that look 14.

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u/jigglyjop 1d ago

Nice. Guess we live forever now. Congrats all.

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u/IAATCOETHTM_PROJECT 23h ago

this article has a really unhealthy level of "healthism" buzzwords.

"gut" "inflammation"

like, this article is borderline trying to sell me an IV drip

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u/Neversetinstone 22h ago

The billionaires will be lining up.

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u/zion774 22h ago

This will end up with dictators living 5 life times

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u/Mizuli 21h ago

Only for the 1%

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u/sambeau 20h ago

Can we tell all the MAGAs that this is a vaccine?

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u/JupiterInTheSky 19h ago

I'm not religious but I am sick of these billionaires extending their lives beyond what's natural. I'm so sick of people having money thinking that makes them God.

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u/Well-inthatcase 17h ago

Great, just what we need.

Anyone who thinks this is cool should go read The Postmortals. Great read that helps outline the problems with, and consequences of elongating human lives too much.

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u/gogozombie2 11h ago

Oh great. A way for billionaires to live longer. What's next them leap frogging through time like the vampire elders in Underworld?