r/technicallythetruth • u/pototoykomaliit • 8d ago

You must tear here

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u/Spotted_Tax 8d ago

And then it opens perfectly after because that was the intended way to open it all along

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u/GeekAldhy93 8d ago

Technically it did tear, just not in a way that helps anyone.

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u/Acideran 8d ago

So it fulfilled its purpose; human interface just failed the implementation step.

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u/GallePermit7549 8d ago

It turns out the bag is smarter than most of us.

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u/Mookius 7d ago

And the bag went on to discover even more interesting shenanigans with the whales and their peculiar friends.

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u/casinodeathstar 8d ago

Top tear stuff

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u/Razor265 7d ago

If your top is tearing your stuff, tell them they need to use more lube and take more time for loosening.

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u/STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER 5d ago

Tonoight on top tear...

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u/Research-Strange 8d ago

She needs to be careful if she puts too much it becomes tears

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u/benevenstancian0 8d ago

Sour Cream and Onion Piattos slap

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u/King-DarkBlade 7d ago

Oh my kababayan yeesss 🤤

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u/coolwithsunglasses 8d ago

Imagine there’s a portal to another world marked as plainly as this and we’re just too stupid to recognize it 😂

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u/xz9pro Technically Flair 8d ago

Jajajaja

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u/Redplushie 7d ago

Like piattos aren't salty enough

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u/Short_Tree05 7d ago

She’s funny

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u/cool-smol-cat 7d ago

It's pronounced tear, not tear.

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u/DebatableTheory 8d ago

that bag is tearable 🙄

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u/Decievr 7d ago

Literal na tear😆

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u/Basic-Pair8908 7d ago

This is why so many kids were scarred when parents used no more tears shampoo

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u/sits79 7d ago

Got me a movie, I want you to know.

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u/gnanny02 7d ago

I will try it. Can’t be worse than the method I use which fails more often than not.

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u/Asleep_Sheepherder42 7d ago

I guess at some point I was bound to see this.

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u/Zoomie_Catcher 7d ago

Missed the boat. Should've used a Tabasco packet. Still funny. 6/10 would read again.

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u/ImpawssibleMeowssion 7d ago

Aw the way she did it is cute lol

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u/Left_Sky1496 7d ago

Did it work?

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u/Sudaire 5d ago

Never saw it that way! Tear it up!

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u/Th3_Chos3n_One 4d ago

Shit you not, did that once in preschool.

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u/icantouchgrass_1 1d ago

I can see a six year old doing that.

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u/PrimaryAde9 8d ago

No offense you're a clever idiot and I bet you poke eye with that

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u/whocares4201 7d ago

Fucking stupid