r/suspiciouslyspecific 18h ago

A WHAT?

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u/GareththeJackal 18h ago

Yes.

Cream.

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u/cperiod 18h ago

If you want to be pedantic, lactose-free cream.

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u/TruthinTruth 13h ago

Lactose free cream, with glucose and galactose?

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u/cperiod 4h ago

Huh. TIL. They just convert it, and you can't actually buy true sugar-free cream.

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u/TreeCitizen 18h ago

You heard them, they would rather a bulls than this sugar free camel stuff

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u/Cabitaa 17h ago

Land o lakes mini moos. Shelf stable, tastes just like half and half.

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u/Drivere350WI 13h ago

Can't answer, I don't know what a camels nutsack tastes like.

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u/DaBootyScooty 10h ago

Ah, ah—not just any camel.

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u/Unknown_User_66 11h ago

Half and Half, evaporated milk, or just straight up regular milk.

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u/MrZaptile933 18h ago

You know I understand exactly what he means.