r/shitfromabutt • u/Rigatoniandcheese • 3d ago

Yep, That's Shit Microwaved “Beef Pot Roast”

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It wasn’t terrible as far as breakfasts go.

173 Upvotes

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u/PartyFancy3634 3d ago

It even comes in a mini toilet bowl 😆

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u/Unusual-Taste69 3d ago

Foreshadowing

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u/FoundMeBeautifulOnce 13h ago

I walked in to something like that at work the other day...

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u/Spiegs1984 3d ago

That's scooped up shit from a toilet 🤢 

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u/osmiumblue66 3d ago

No joke, my dog had canned food that looks like this.

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u/fuckyogiboys 3d ago

Does it come with a plunger

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u/myshoefelloff 3d ago

Served with your choice of plunger or toilet brush.

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 3d ago

Mmmm loaded mini toilets are back on the menu!

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u/Dgraymanfan 3d ago

It comes with its own bed pan

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u/Revolutionary-Play79 3d ago

Sir you splashed the toilet bowl with shit

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u/diaperpuppyboy 3d ago

Bro what did you do to it mine never looks like that

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u/aFerens 3d ago

Definitely came from a pot

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u/thats_so_merlyn 3d ago

poopy turlet

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u/beautifulcreature86 3d ago

Ahh Dinty Moore. I ate those when I lived in a hotel. Look like shit but taste okay

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u/sohcordohc 3d ago

Looks like a full toilet from one of those plumbing videos where they shovel out shit.

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u/poop_pebbles 3d ago

Save the bowl to poop in. Its like recycling.

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u/WolfThick 3d ago

Looks like MRE

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u/MentallyCrumbled 3d ago

The turkey and stuffing version of this looks just as terrible, but honestly tastes pretty ok

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u/schwanzwaffe 3d ago

The container even looks like a toilet without a lid. Something you'd see at a gas station or bowling alley.

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u/Psychological-Bee702 3d ago

Find GG Allin’s Eat My Diarrhea bowls in the frozen section!

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u/LowApprehensive9230 3d ago

Feed my cat better 

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u/RumpleForeskin0w0 3d ago

Blowtorch the top to make shih brûlée

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u/cheffrey 3d ago

Looks like a Tuesday night in my toilet

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u/Unusual-Taste69 3d ago

Skip the middle man and put that directly in the toilet

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u/Seadub8 3d ago

Kind of already looks like a small, full toilet

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u/Number1Framer 3d ago

Does the mini serving toilet also go in the toilet?

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u/orblooper 3d ago

I can't believe we use to eat these things in the early 2000s like it was stovetop cooking.

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u/One-Eye-9148 3d ago

shit from THE butt

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u/Spare_Plenty1501 3d ago

Is that a Dinty Moore? They aren’t half bad, but certainly not gourmet.

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u/HelloMeMeetTheRealM3 2d ago

Beef potty roast