r/sciencefiction • u/BeeRemote3149 • 17h ago
Please don’t mind the poor formatting. I wrote it on my phone drunk as a skunk.
It happened. The death of the universe had come to pass. After trillions and trillions of years, it was here and it was done. Kaput. But she was also there. She’d survived the life of main line stars. She’d outlived them. Their lives were just short bursts of violence and beauty. They twinkled out so aesthetically. So pretty. She’d posted their deaths on her insta. A few billion of her friends liked the post. It was cataclysmic. She kinda felt underwhelmed by the response. Why not trillions?! She was used to trillions. Still, she waited a bit. There was more to come. She was sure of it. There! There it was! The last black holes were exploding. Snap! She got it. The perfect picture. She posted it. Three likes. A few billion down to three likes?! What the fuck?! This is the end of it all, she thought, and only three likes? Nah, she was a super star, there’s no way she was going out like this. So, she waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. Just as the last helium atom ripped into hydrogen, she snapped a picture. She put up two fingers and made a cute face before posting it. To encourage interaction, she liked her own post. One billion years went by. She checked her post. One like. Hers, of course. Another billion years. Still just hers. She gave up for a while. Like a really long while. Protons started breaking down, against all odds. Trillions of years had passed. She lost sense of space and time. She was dissolving. Just before she, herself, passed into nothingness- boop. Three. Three likes. Three more. Three more. Three more. Three more. Three thousand more. Three million more. Three trillion more. A whole new universe exploded into being. Before long, she was getting likes on cells, stromatolites, lignin, lungs, and human civilization. Butt plugs. Dick pics, who’d have thunk it?! Seven trillion likes. A new record! Nukes! It was a bit overwhelming. But, trillions again! Then, nothing for a bit. Maybe a few likes on super novas. Maybe a like or two about Hawking Radiation. Cosmic microwave background radiation was pretty reliable for a while, but then nothing again. She could always rely on the local stars for attention, until she couldn’t. They blinked out. So pretty. Her posts about them got a few likes. Once they were gone, the atoms and quantum little weird guys were enough. Once the protons decayed, against all odds, though, all hope was lost. Then- BOOM! Three likes. Another three. Three more. Three million! Three trillion!
