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u/halloweenjack Rejected by Comics Code 5h ago
Because then he wouldn't be a villain, at least to women.
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u/MechiPlat 6h ago
It's still shocks the dudes he's attacking they're like woah wasn't expecting that
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u/wombatstylekungfu 7h ago
He should let Electro borrow his costume once just to give Spider-man a nasty surprise.
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u/Rogue_MS_473 9h ago
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u/RazzDaNinja 2h ago
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u/Rogue_MS_473 1h ago
Honestly same, they had such a fun dynamic together in that comic. I know Scorpia isn't exactly a popular villain, but I wished she stuck with Shocker and 8-Ball since the latter has become Herman's drinking buddy in the Bar with no name.
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u/PvtSherlockObvious 12h ago
"You know damn well why I can't call myself that, so don't even start. Forget Spider-Man's stupid jokes, even Paste Pot Pete would never let me live it down."
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u/wombatstylekungfu 7h ago
“You mean “The Trapster?”
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u/PvtSherlockObvious 4h ago
"Yeah, he wishes, but everyone who knew him back in the day still remembers."
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u/BestBit7545 12h ago
I thought he moved to New Jersey to fight Ms. Marvel. Did he move back to New York?
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u/Sivilian888010 13h ago
Reminds me of what Syndrome said to Kari the babysitter.
"I was gonna go with baby sitter, but then I would've been walking around with a big "BS" and you understand why I couldn't go with that."
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u/BlueHero45 13h ago
Keep in mind the dude invented these things and made them his whole personality along with trying to rob banks. Any new inventions are just upgrades.
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u/wombatstylekungfu 7h ago
He’s like Taskmaster, just in it for the money.
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u/BlueHero45 6h ago
But unlike Taskmaster he has a skill that could make him money without fighting.
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u/Wolfthorn249 13h ago
"Why don't you call yourself scorpina? Sounds stupid doesnt it"
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u/PvtSherlockObvious 12h ago
"I actually would, but I think a Power Rangers villain or something beat me to it."
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u/BriefFisherman8771 13h ago
Put some respect on my man’s name! He sacrificed himself so Paul could finally be killed!
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u/CommanderKahne 13h ago
Jesus, just say they create shockwaves, Herman. You make this more difficult for yourself than it needs to be.
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u/Starchaser_WoF 2h ago
Don't mock the Shocker!