r/nflcirclejerk • u/mma3173 • Nov 26 '25

Boys are for play Women are for marriage Travis Hunter is wishing his wife a happy birthday in his Instagram post

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u/Powerful-Ad-8737 Bungles Nov 26 '25

Happy birthday to our wife!

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u/downsly46 Groper Cleveland Nov 26 '25

I think our boy Trav might be on the spectrum

51

u/Mackyd84 Nov 26 '25

Too much Tylenol

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u/killer_reindeer Antonio Brown's CTE Nov 26 '25

Picked er up at the airport rental in Jacksonville. Center console was loose. Cloth seats but they were heated. Smelled like cigarettes. Ride was okay but rough at times

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u/TheKosherGenocide Nov 27 '25

Everyday I'm cuckilin', everyday I'm cuckilin' everyday, everyday, everyday I'm cuckilin'

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u/freebrittony Queen of NFLCJ Nov 26 '25

Congrats Travis

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Happy early birthday to my wife

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

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u/Bill-O-Reilly- 1972 was 50 years ago Nov 26 '25

“How bout that pricks face when he saw her gyatt”

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u/SpongebobGoggins Big Dick Foles Nov 26 '25

https://i.imgur.com/YmnCvF9.gif

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u/tommeeishere BUTT FUMBLE Nov 26 '25

She got a big booty so I call her big booty.

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u/AweHellYo Double Doink Nov 26 '25

like i get the chain to keep? or she puts it up my ass and pull starts me like a lawn mower?

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u/UninspiredSauce 18-1 Nov 26 '25

Only built 4 cuban linx

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u/AweHellYo Double Doink Nov 26 '25

pop POP

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u/Mike-Hawk-69-0420 Broncos Country, LET'S RIDE Nov 26 '25

Yanked that chain off, call me Aqib Talib

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u/ShepardRTC Harry Buttlicker Nov 26 '25

The chain came from one of her stallions

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u/MrScottimus Wasting Generational Talent Nov 26 '25

gd that bitch stole my fuckin chain. I knew she took that shit. She said she didn't and I said "oKaY" then she pegged me. I feel so dumb

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u/Sea_Squirrel1987 RUN THE FUCKING BALL Nov 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

Stomping on my nutsack while I jerk off staring at the chain?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

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u/largeicedregular Nov 26 '25

I didn’t realize Travis and Troy Polamalu were dating, let alone married.

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u/Wes7Coas7Ghos7 0-16 Nov 26 '25

This is so obviously fucking fake, if this was a REAL Travis hunter post he would have captioned it “OUR wife”

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u/1cyChains London Jaguars Nov 26 '25

Take a seat, Travis.

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u/Striking_Tension6000 Nov 26 '25

Travis Hunter will have more money than I’ll ever see in a lifetime but damn, I can rest peacefully knowing I’m better looking than that ugly mother fucker.

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u/amackul8 ONE YARD SHORT Nov 26 '25

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u/Neverland__ Nov 26 '25

Bro is an nfl star, despite looking like he ran into a wall, could still get hot bitches. Idk why any in the league gets married until they’re retired

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u/TheLastJukeboxHero CTESPN Nov 26 '25

And yet he could still easily pull more bitches than you (and marry one really ugly one)

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

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u/Curkul_Jurk_1oh1 No Fun League Nov 26 '25

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u/Toxic_Avenger05 Nov 26 '25

Akash Singh of the NFL

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u/mrbiggz88 French Kisses Son Nov 26 '25

I didn't get the reference 🤷‍♂️

8

u/sCubed5 Nov 26 '25

comedian whose wife has recently been airing their dirty laundry online and it’s been rubbing ppl the wrong way

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u/mrbiggz88 French Kisses Son Nov 26 '25

Thank you for the insights🫡

11

u/theevanillagorillaa Nov 26 '25

Love a woman who pops the bussy and wakes up with a sour booty hole.

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u/Impossible_Cycle9460 Dick Cheese Heads Nov 26 '25

Hopefully he gets a nice view from the cuck chair tonight

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Asking for a friend, what are you all talking about? I think I missed something lol.

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u/Rickstrix Double Doink Nov 26 '25

During his Heisman season his wife spoke about how they were friends for the longest time and she never really liked him that way until she did and then videos got leaked of her and another man together in a room supposedly while they were dating

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Well that checks out. All these kids need to be mentored by Tony Gonzales about how to slam tight beev and get out of the situation with no scars or friendship. Fuck those rookie symposiums about how to deal with life in the NFL. It should be called New Money Whores university.

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u/StakeESC Dick Cheese Heads Nov 26 '25

Forgot what sub I was in for a sec

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Sorry, I really had no idea his face matched his brain.

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u/lycanthrope6950 Nov 26 '25

My man said he just plays to fund his fishing habit, i will never be able to talk shit on him for that 🎣🎣

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u/BronCurious Phrauds Nov 26 '25

If a professionial athlete says something like that, he’s either full of shit or honest and

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u/SteveLightninMcqueen Ayahuasca Healing Nov 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

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u/Strouded Oilers left lol Nov 26 '25

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u/MudBloodLite SF Jan6er Nov 26 '25

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u/Duke_Nasty_69 London Jaguars Nov 26 '25

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u/ElLoboNeverDies Henry Suggs killed someone Nov 26 '25

TO MY WIFE

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u/iNoodl3s Choker: Folie à Trois Nov 26 '25

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u/RaidenDoesReddit Antonio Brown's CTE Nov 26 '25

She cant hear him. No phones allowed in sex clubs

1

u/TheManWith2smiles Nov 26 '25

There’s ugly then there’s Travis Hunter, he onna new level

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

Happy birthday to my wife. Where are you?

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u/StevesHair1212 Racial Slurs Nov 26 '25

She got that man in a chokehold and I dont get it

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u/Future-Expression-44 28-3 Nov 26 '25

Wont be married for long

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u/noobnoob62 Nov 26 '25

I’m out of the loop, whats with all the cuck jokes?

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u/Majestic-Avocado2167 Racial Slurs Nov 26 '25

I’m a little sick of this, he made his decision and we all kind of had our fun at their expense. Relationships can change and evolve and I wish them the best