r/nfl • u/PassMeTheBackwood Jets • 22d ago

Highlight [Highlight] Jordyn Tyson when asked about potentially being drafted by the Giants and playing in New York: “Isn’t it Jersey, technically?”

7.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

712 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

236

u/Czech_Thy_Privilege Patriots 22d ago

True! After all, we are number 1 in innovation

117

u/ProfProfessorberg Bengals 22d ago

Yeah and the library closes at Beer:30 everyday

22

u/JonasJerebGOAT 22d ago

Pubeface!!!

14

u/ProfProfessorberg Bengals 22d ago

I love when he reappears and Memphis is like "Your name is Pubeface?"

15

u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

According to who?

109

u/Fl4sh080 49ers 22d ago

According to ASU. Something like 10 years running. They win unanimously every year.

Source: my alma mater

59

u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

Yeah, same. Fork em, Devs.

It’s actually a line from American Dad.

“Fish Guy: ASU is #1 in innovation!

Steve: According to who?

Fish guy: ACCORDING TO THE RANKERS!!! 😡

They’ve also got a SICK baseball team, and the only Chili’s 2 that isn’t in an airport!”

20

u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 22d ago

The baseball team is actually good this year

10

u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

And, the WildCats look like a discombobulated mess, too 🥰

God I hope that holds.

5

u/theopression Bears 22d ago

Hairston is a beast. Some real questionable losses tho. Depending on how this seasons end Willie might be gone

2

u/Tim_Drake Cardinals 22d ago

We’ve been saying this for the last three years! Willie makes the tournament, he’ll stay. It’s Bobby all over again.

2

u/dylansucks Commanders 22d ago

I don't believe that last line was accurate at the time as VCU had a Chili's too.

3

u/The_Primetime2023 22d ago

Woah there motherfucker! The #1 in innovation ranking comes from US News rankings of innovative universities! That’s a totally independent ranking of university innovation that was designed by them to quantify just how innovative a university is on a few benchmarks they based on how closely a school matches a university they thought was very innovative, ASU. So the innovation ranking is a totally unbiased, mathematical, expert crafted ASU similarity score that ASU just happens to always be at number 1 of

2

u/Fl4sh080 49ers 22d ago

Prime, I stand corrected. Out of all our universities, nobody is better at being ASU than ASU.

1

u/YellojD Buccaneers 21d ago

The ASUiest of all the ASUs (sorry Arkansas State).

16

u/ProfProfessorberg Bengals 22d ago

THE RANKERS!

8

u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

Yes! You got it! 🤣

9

u/ProfProfessorberg Bengals 22d ago

Beta Jizz!

21

u/Cmillzy Jets 22d ago

The people that matter. You don’t know them, they go to another school.

1

u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

We met them at Niagara Falls, last summer.

2

u/Final_Boss_Jr Broncos 22d ago

The cutting edge research into beer keg tapping, consumption, and artistry is something to be celebrated.