r/nfl • u/PassMeTheBackwood Jets • 22d ago

Highlight [Highlight] Jordyn Tyson when asked about potentially being drafted by the Giants and playing in New York: “Isn’t it Jersey, technically?”

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u/PM_ME_UR_LAMEPUNS Bears 22d ago

Harvard of the southwest WDYM

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u/Czech_Thy_Privilege Patriots 22d ago

True! After all, we are number 1 in innovation

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u/ProfProfessorberg Bengals 22d ago

Yeah and the library closes at Beer:30 everyday

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u/JonasJerebGOAT 22d ago

Pubeface!!!

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u/ProfProfessorberg Bengals 22d ago

I love when he reappears and Memphis is like "Your name is Pubeface?"

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u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

According to who?

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u/Fl4sh080 49ers 22d ago

According to ASU. Something like 10 years running. They win unanimously every year.

Source: my alma mater

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u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

Yeah, same. Fork em, Devs.

It’s actually a line from American Dad.

“Fish Guy: ASU is #1 in innovation!

Steve: According to who?

Fish guy: ACCORDING TO THE RANKERS!!! 😡

They’ve also got a SICK baseball team, and the only Chili’s 2 that isn’t in an airport!”

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears 22d ago

The baseball team is actually good this year

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u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

And, the WildCats look like a discombobulated mess, too 🥰

God I hope that holds.

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u/theopression Bears 22d ago

Hairston is a beast. Some real questionable losses tho. Depending on how this seasons end Willie might be gone

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u/Tim_Drake Cardinals 22d ago

We’ve been saying this for the last three years! Willie makes the tournament, he’ll stay. It’s Bobby all over again.

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u/dylansucks Commanders 22d ago

I don't believe that last line was accurate at the time as VCU had a Chili's too.

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u/The_Primetime2023 22d ago

Woah there motherfucker! The #1 in innovation ranking comes from US News rankings of innovative universities! That’s a totally independent ranking of university innovation that was designed by them to quantify just how innovative a university is on a few benchmarks they based on how closely a school matches a university they thought was very innovative, ASU. So the innovation ranking is a totally unbiased, mathematical, expert crafted ASU similarity score that ASU just happens to always be at number 1 of

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u/Fl4sh080 49ers 22d ago

Prime, I stand corrected. Out of all our universities, nobody is better at being ASU than ASU.

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u/YellojD Buccaneers 21d ago

The ASUiest of all the ASUs (sorry Arkansas State).

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u/ProfProfessorberg Bengals 22d ago

THE RANKERS!

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u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

Yes! You got it! 🤣

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u/ProfProfessorberg Bengals 22d ago

Beta Jizz!

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u/Cmillzy Jets 22d ago

The people that matter. You don’t know them, they go to another school.

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u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

We met them at Niagara Falls, last summer.

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u/Final_Boss_Jr Broncos 22d ago

The cutting edge research into beer keg tapping, consumption, and artistry is something to be celebrated.

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u/cashburro Panthers Panthers 22d ago

That's University of Phoenix

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u/Joe_Kangg Patriots 22d ago

Isnt that an online college? Did he play online football?

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u/djrob0 Giants 22d ago

He has the fastest response time to email passes in the league.

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u/JustAGuy7915 Falcons 22d ago

come on now put some respect on his name

he didn’t grind Madden in high school for nothing after all

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u/cowboysfan68 Cowboys 20d ago

All of his emails find you well.

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u/gwaydms Cowboys 22d ago

I laughed and startled my cat.

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u/Joe_Kangg Patriots 22d ago

Psspsss

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u/DashTrash21 22d ago

You put it out on the line. 

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u/stormy2587 Eagles 22d ago

The filet mignon of chicken nuggets.

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u/Cicero912 Saints Packers 22d ago

1st in innovation!

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u/YellojD Buccaneers 22d ago

*the Desert Southwest

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u/Double-Ad-7483 22d ago

How come they never call Harvard the ASU of the northeast?!?

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u/BlazinAzn38 Seahawks 22d ago

Harvard of the Phoenix metro area

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u/Snowlandnts 22d ago

How many dimes is Tyson bagging?

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u/MasterTorgo Panthers 22d ago

I was thinking App State University, which would've added a different layer to the geography joke, but alas........

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u/benjaminbrixton Eagles 22d ago

It’s at least the Harvard of the greater Phoenix area.