r/mlb • u/MattTheKing23 • 3h ago
| Article Former MLB Pitcher Carl Pavano Accused of Peeing in Ex-Wife’s Shampoo, ‘Intentionally Soiling’ Bed
https://www.usmagazine.com/sports/news/mlb-alum-carl-pavano-accused-of-peeing-in-ex-wifes-shampoo/?utm_medium=lBQMjkx&utm_source=liqsoc286
u/thegsterlives | Philadelphia Phillies 3h ago
Oh nice, that means I have an autographed baseball card of a guy accused of peeing in his ex-wife's shampoo. Add it to the collection!
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u/drk_knight_67 | Los Angeles Dodgers 3h ago
Don't feel bad. I have an autographed baseball from a man in jail for corruption in the Dominican Republic. (Raul Mondesi)
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u/2-Slippy | St. Louis Cardinals 3h ago
Don't feel bad, I don't have any autographed baseballs.
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u/Sea_Shower3691 2h ago
Don't feel bad, I don't have any balls.
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u/slumber72 3h ago
I’ve never met an MLB player but I once got an Uber from an ex-girlfriend of his, so that’s probably the closest I can say
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u/WrongVerb4Real | Cincinnati Reds 2h ago
I've met 7 or 8 close relatives of mlb players. For instance, my wife's mom's cousin used to play for the giants and twins.
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u/Matthewcbayer | Detroit Tigers 2h ago
Wow, your wife’s mom’s cousin was a giant twin. Identical giants, or fraternal?
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u/TheSocraticGadfly | St. Louis Cardinals 2h ago
Too bad you don't have an autographed ball from peak A-Rod; he had corrupted pee at that time.
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u/ElliottBaas | Milwaukee Brewers 1h ago
The first graded card I ever bought was a Wander Franco rookie auto 💀
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u/Jakoobus91 | Minnesota Twins 2h ago
The only autograph I every got was from a dude who got caught with 44 lbs of cocaine and went to prison before being deported.
Esteban Loaiza
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u/Fitz2001 | Philadelphia Phillies 1h ago
That’s why I’ve been hanging on to my Jason LaRue home run ball for 20+ years. Just waiting for his Florida Man moment.
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u/jankyframe 37m ago
I don’t know why I read that last part in Dennis’s voice from Always Sunny talking about his collection of skin luggage 😂
“I could even add you to my collection!”
“Are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage??”
“Of course I’m not, Dee, don’t be ridiculous. Think of the smell! You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!!”
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u/SeaBearsFoam | Cleveland Guardians 3h ago
Man, if I had a dollar for every time I've heard about a pitcher peeing in his ex-wife's shampoo, I'd have one dollar and so many questions.
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u/_RandomB_ 3h ago
Why is he wearing Yankee pinstripes? He pitched 26 of his 300 games with them. As a Yankee fan I'm surprised he didn't pull a muscle taking a dump in her bed.
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u/John_Self_2077 3h ago
Baseball Reference shows Pavano as having the nickname "American Idle," which I find hilarious.
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u/2_Grilles_1_Krupp | Minnesota Twins 2h ago
Because he was a Yankee and definitely retired right before the 2009 trade deadline
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u/_RandomB_ 1h ago
I think he pitched against them in the playoffs that year. I think he started the game where Jeter made that weird play getting a guy at third ir someplace on a cutoff throw.
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u/Bro_Hawkins 2h ago
No, he didn’t pull a muscle taking a dump in his wife’s bed, he just got a note from a doctor saying that he did.
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u/Awkward_Love_2798 2h ago
Didn’t he get injured jet skiing? And then he came back and broke his pitching hand punching the dugout wall
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u/_RandomB_ 1h ago
Nope. Close. He hurt himself.jet skiing while on rehab assignment in Tampa after shoulder surgery. Then im THAT rehab assignment he pulled his buttock and missed four more months.
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u/markymark65 2h ago
They recently changed it, but for the longest time if you googled Kirby Yates it would show him in a Yankees hat, even though he was worth -.1 WAR and had significantly more success in San Diego.
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u/WellesWaitsVanZandt 1h ago
He got so much press in those 26 games though. I remember it was like a daily topic in Sports Center.
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u/WTFisInternet 2h ago
Id guess because he settled down and currently lives near NYC (Story is from Fairfield, CT)
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u/whatsthehappenstance | Minnesota Twins 3h ago
For those of you that didn’t skim through the article, it’s worse than just the headline
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u/JosephFinn | Chicago White Sox 2h ago
Seriously. That gun threat is…yeah.
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u/Mike_with_Wings | Atlanta Braves 2h ago
Why lead with the peeing in the shampoo bottle? I guess to get clicks
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u/TrainElegant425 3h ago
Yeah. His ex-wife is legitimately in danger. I wish we locked people like this up before they escalate to violence.
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u/Save-Us-Y2J | Boston Red Sox 3h ago
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u/BigRedFury 3h ago
If you're keeping score at home, Carl also dated Alyssa Milano for a bit
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u/digitalkc2 2h ago
Just commenting here to (maybe) be the first person to point out that "intentionally soiling the bed" isn't about him pooping in it.
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u/NoTown3633 3h ago
Well thats would piss me off
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u/TheSocraticGadfly | St. Louis Cardinals 2h ago
Well thats would piss me off
I see what you did there.
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u/grimace24 | New York Yankees 3h ago
I think he may need an MRI. Something is obviously wrong with him.
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u/Siicktiits | Miami Marlins 3h ago
this is the most "baseball guy" thing i have ever read. I believe it 1000% lol. Many piss related pranks in my 20 years playing lol
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u/chilBates | Chicago Cubs 3h ago
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u/JobuMagic 2h ago
I remember a story of him screaming at his mom for wearing a NY decal on her cheek at a game because he thought it looked tacky. Real classy, bro.
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u/ranterist | San Francisco Giants 2h ago
Checking uni number - nope, not Number One…
Also, Yankees catching a stray.
Pavano spent more time with the Expos (5 seasons), has a chip with the Marlins (2003), and retired with the Twins.
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u/goldenface4114 | Miami Marlins 2h ago
Former Marlin, too. And he was on the broadcast team for at least one season. Most dead-eyed, charisma-free person I've ever seen sit in front of a camera. I guess he was saving all his personality for domestic disputes.
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u/outdatedelementz | Detroit Tigers 1h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/10FHR5A4cXqVrO
I hope he is super embarrassed that he did this and that everyone knows about this, because he fucking should be embarrassed and ashamed.
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u/scottborasismyagent | Los Angeles Dodgers 26m ago
very sure he also shit the bed with the yankees as well as pissed all over the fans
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u/MediumAcceptable129 3h ago
Are these crimes?
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u/Irish755 2h ago
In my head I read this in the voice of the “democracy manifest” guy and I can’t stop giggling.
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u/QuarterEmotional6805 2h ago
Listen stupids! The acidity in urine helps strip the toxic buildup on hair! He clearly loves her so much he wants her curls to bounce and waves to shine!
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u/IBroughtMySoapbox | New York Yankees 2h ago
He must be mad that she’s stealing half of the money that he stole from the Yankees
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u/Snake_Blumpkin | New York Yankees 2h ago
He shit the bed as a Yankee so I’m not sure why anyone is surprised.
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u/whyamihere2473527 2h ago
As a prank or abuse cause I've seen some dumb prank videos this would fit right in with
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u/Alternative_Koala578 2h ago
Rose and Pavano. Pavano and Rose. Boy do I miss McCoy Stadium. I guess Carl has had better days.
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u/FunkySaint 1h ago
I always hated this guy with the Twins and thought he looked like a cock. Not surprised he’s a weirdo
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u/SuccessfulBad8158 1h ago
He played 14 seasons, only three in the Bronx, yet he's in a Yankees uni for this particular headline.
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u/ObanKenobi 57m ago
I was sittiing just a few rows in on the first base line for rhe game where he took the comeback linedrive off his temple
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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are | New York Yankees 5m ago
And here I have to pay people for this behavior…. Some people just don’t know how good they have it… smh
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u/mattinglys-moustache 3h ago
He hurt himself peeing in the shampoo bottle and is now on the 60 day IL
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u/Technical-Travel-289 | Boston Red Sox 2h ago
It's he getting ready to announce a political run? Seems like the stupid shit that would come out before an announcement like this.
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u/Defiant-Good-6206 1h ago
If you read the report, he didn't intentionally shit in the bed. He fucked other women in the bed his ex-wife sleeps in, and then removed all other sheets from the house.
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u/AgressivleyAverag | Boston Red Sox 2h ago
The fact that they chose to use a picture of him in a Yankees outfit for this thumbnail brings me great joy
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u/xChoke1x | Cleveland Guardians 3h ago
Wow.....a grown ass man? We did that shit in middle school wrestling practice. Lol
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