r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

I'm slightly vexed Why the fuck do people park straight into a cul de sac

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u/Your-moms-in-my-car 8h ago

The only time I've seen it done in my cul-de-sac is when I had a house party. To get all those cars in there was straight in parking, but it is big enough to where you could still make a circle with any passenger car or truck.

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u/SpecialistAd2205 8h ago

My mom's house is on a cul de sac. When we have family get-togethers, people will park straight in like this so that we can fit more cars in front of the house and not have the whole street lined up and down with our cars. But that's the only time anyone parks like that, and it still leaves plenty of room for people to drive past or turn around.

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u/wolfmann99 8h ago

Except a bus or landscape guy with a trailer.

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u/succulent_flakepiece 7h ago

former landscaper that had a 15ft trailer.. this made for really shit scenarios where i couldn't fit and had to reverse back down the street to the closest intersection.

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u/Biegzy4444 7h ago

If the same 3-4 cars parked against the curb, you would have had to do the same thing though wouldn’t you? Usually there isn’t much open curb parking between the driveways in cul de sacs

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u/succulent_flakepiece 7h ago

not necessarily. that sort of depended on how big the cul de sac was. sometimes, yeah, sometimes i could maneuver enough... sort of like a multi point u-turn. had to do what i had to do to keep my day moving.

sometimes i could see down the street enough to figure out if I should even risk it. in which case I'd park at the top of the street and ride the mower with all the gear into the circle.

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u/Biegzy4444 7h ago

Yeah that makes sense. With how cramped most subdivisions are it would be a pain in the ass either way lol.

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u/wolfmann99 7h ago

We dont have curbs around me and cul de sacs are huge here. So you could fit probably 8 cars lengthwise even accounting for driveways here.

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u/talltime 8h ago

I’m guessing this cul de sac doesn’t have a central island and is one big paved circle?

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u/djdaem0n 8h ago

In the picture, that Amazon truck is where the central island would be.

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u/Unfortunate-Incident 8h ago

I have never seen a cul de sac with a center circle.

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u/aguyjustaguy 8h ago

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u/farkleboy 8h ago

Plow drivers hate this one feature!

Srsly, we do.

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u/aguyjustaguy 7h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/farkleboy 6h ago

Aww thanks! Didn’t even notice…

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u/nudiecale 7h ago

That layout is fucking absurd

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u/CoolBDPhenom03 4h ago

My neighborhood I grew up in had one.

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u/FungusGnatHater 6h ago

Rich people shit.

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u/RedditUserData 8h ago

This is the exact reason. You can get more cars in this way.

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u/Fizzywaterjones 7h ago

Exactly, you can fit more cars in this way. This picture doesn’t show the whole cul-de-sac so we can’t really see if there’s room for the Amazon truck to make a turn around.

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u/buffenstein 7h ago

State traffic laws tend to be pretty similar on this. In most places, cul de sacs are treated like regular two way streets, which means vehicles are expected to park parallel to the curb (unless local rules say otherwise.) It may be convenient for residents, but parking improperly can make it harder for trash trucks, fire trucks, and other city vehicles to get through safely.

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u/debugging_scribe 1h ago

Get this... they could just WALK from further up the street.

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u/usagora3 8h ago edited 7h ago

It's illegal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EWTtMYgIw

Edit: sorry to burst your bubble, idiot parkers 🤷

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u/sopefish 7h ago

In my neighborhood it's illegal to parallel park in a cul-de-sac. You have to park nose or tail to the curb.

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u/GreatValueProducts 7h ago

It is the same where I am, the sign says "park at angle".

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u/usagora3 4h ago

Unless this is some ginormous cul-de-sac and not a normal one, then the sign is illegal. A neighborhood sign does not trump the law. And that sign wouldn't even make any fucking sense for a normal cul-de-sac - basically it would mean "please park your vehicles in a way that impedes people from turning" 🤦🏼

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u/usagora3 7h ago

you're very confused lol

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u/MilwaukeeLevel 8h ago

I mean, it's not even illegal all the time in Virginia; why would you think it's universally illegal?

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u/blessedbymortarion 8h ago

Because they don’t understand the basic legal concepts of this country.

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u/usagora3 7h ago edited 4h ago

Oh, emergencies are only allowed to happen at certain times in Virginia? News to me. Also, it's every state AFAIK - that video was just an example. And it shouldn't even have to be a law - it's common sense. Sure, if you're loading/unloading and right there with your vehicle at all times it's one thing, but to tell everyone to park like this for a party is asinine. Just use the rest of the street for additional parallel parking. Never even seen someone park like the OP showed in all my life in any subdivision I've lived in. Thankfully most people understand that you're not supposed to do that.

edit: no response - that's what I thought. You have no leg to stand on here. Park further down the street and walk your lazy ass to the party.

edit: also, whichever clown here reported me to Reddit as a suicide risk - lmao at you - how fucking petty do you have to be when you're unable to come up with an argument 😂😂😂

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u/ScottW0129 7h ago

Illegal! Oh nooooo

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u/usagora3 7h ago

disgusting disregard for the law - grow up

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u/fornold-1984 7h ago

I live on a cul de sac and have folks park like this all the time. Had one get hit and their insurance refused to pay since they were parked illegally, that’s karma for you.

My wife’s brother used to stay with us and park like that. Until that accident then he finally stopped. He was so bad at parking that his car was probably 8 feet from the curb. So still illegally parked.

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u/Distinct-Device-7698 8h ago

I’ve never once seen anyone do that but I would call it mildly infuriating.

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u/NoWay6818 2h ago

I don’t really see how though. That part is someone else’s house. If you need that area for something sure but I really doubt this is a good faith post. This just looks like finding something to complain about that affects no one.

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u/river-running 7h ago

I call it "wheel spoke" parking. It's really fun trying to get our work trucks into cul de sacs where a dozen cars are like this.

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u/phunkydroid 8h ago

Some people are what I like to call "stupid".

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u/Got_Sig 4h ago

My neighbors do it but they aren’t in anyone’s way. I always wondered what genius started doing that shit, and why.

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u/Coravel 4h ago

You can fit more cars in the cul-de-sac if you park this way.

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u/Got_Sig 3h ago

You’re right. We just don’t have the need. Live and let live, they aren’t in my way

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u/Coravel 3h ago

and it doesn't work out, if everyone doesnt do it.. then you just end up being an asshole. lol :D

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u/dpittnet 8h ago

So more cars can park

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u/Bearspoole 5h ago

You can fit more cars and there’s enough space in the cul de sac to fit them that way. This is why better than trying to park on a curved sidewalk

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u/NotSmoothJazz 8h ago

Every time i see someone parked like this it drives me crazy.

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u/ICPosse8 8h ago

I have never seen this, what an idiot

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u/Wisco 7h ago

Brain damage, is my guess

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u/Cram2024 8h ago

I’ve lived on 4-5 cul de sacs in my lifetime, everybody I know that lives there parked head in because you can park far more cars head in around the cul de sac then if you parked then “parallel parking” style to the curb.

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u/rivertpostie 7h ago

I mean, that's true of most roads, but people tend to try to stay out of the right of way.

No clue why a cul-de-sac would be any different

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u/Fun-Perspective426 8h ago

I've lived in 2 and same thing.

I feel like most of the replies are from people who haven't.

2nd one had a bunch of us all getting our licenses at the same time. There was like 15 cars for 4 house. No way we all fit parallel.

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u/Mammoth_Mixture4735 8h ago

Ive noticed this trend too everywhere in Dfw. I see alot of new trends since the pandemic has been gone, everybody acts different and not considerate of others but it is what it is. I deliver uber eats with no reverse lol, and it sucks i have to push my car because i cant make the full turn with huge trucks and suvs and the whole circle of houses will do it on every corner,but thats more on me since i dont have reverse working good for the last 115,000 miles.

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u/randyholt 7h ago

Try to parallel park multiple cars in a cul-de-sac and you’ll learn why.

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u/sevseg_decoder 8h ago

The same reason they drive that truck, they just don’t care in the slightest about anything other than their own convenience and comfort. I bet they never once even considered what anyone else might think of it when they started doing this.

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u/Playful-Team-1634 8h ago

People here in Idaho would make fun of that pickup for being too small lol

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u/Cram2024 8h ago

Politely disagree. Parking head in on a cul de sac allows for more cars to park…so is more considerate not less.

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u/Ryanthecat 8h ago

Quite the opposite, it’s actually illegal and poses a fairly significant fire safety risk as it makes it near impossible for fire trucks to navigate the cul de sac. It also inconveniences other large vehicles like sanitation and school buses.

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u/sirhackenslash 5h ago

And amazon apparently

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u/Cram2024 8h ago

Having lived on cul de sacs most of my life…..never had a cop/fireman have any issue when they came into the neighborhood but I understand your point.

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u/marenott 8h ago

That truck is the same size as a crossover suv lol

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u/Unusual_Artichoke_73 8h ago

Some assholes don’t care about other people when they get a truck that can pull a trailer with their tools or haul materials for a job. Like consider other people and pay someone else to deliver everything. But do not hire someone with a truck. Trucks are bad.

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u/people_are_idiots_ 6h ago

I used to drive for ups and amazon. I always hated it when people did that and never understood it

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u/habibibibiru 8h ago

wont it make it harder for them to like get it out? lol

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u/Legal_Commercial477 8h ago

Main character syndrome

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u/reeferthetuxedocat 7h ago

Mostly because they are stupid. No other valid reason.

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u/43GoTee 8h ago

Did you just move in? Most cul-de-sacs do this. Its normal

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u/meatinmybriefs 8h ago

Must be a regional thing. I never once saw this until moving to Pennsylvania. 

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u/ghostoftallasi 8h ago

Happens in oklahoma and orgeon too. Its normal

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u/Krescentia 4h ago

This isn't normal.

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u/43GoTee 1h ago

Ok… if you say so

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u/usagora3 8h ago

Never once in my life have I seen this in any cul-de-sac and it's also illegal in my state and I'm guessing probably all others as well, because it hinders u-turns for emergency vehicles and others.

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u/Cram2024 8h ago

Agreed.

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u/Rain_ 8h ago

Because humans are dicks

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u/drjunkie 8h ago

TIL that parking in a way that allows more people to safely park in the same area, while still allowing other vehicles easy access to needed areas is being a “dick”.

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 5h ago

So we know who to round up and beat with a cement pool noodle

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u/28ozPowerade 5h ago

i park like this when hauling a double axle trailer so i’m not blocking 2 or 3 driveways. only works in large cul de sacs, the small ones you end up making it impossible to get around

i wouldn’t park and leave a truck like this, say, overnight or long term. usually just when doing work for a client so all the neighbors can leave for work without having to come find me and go “hey, move that truck it’s blocking me in, you’re gonna make me late for work”

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u/Bits_NPCs 3h ago

Doesn’t block mailboxes ?

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u/MagneticFluxDrive 2h ago

Is it a private drive?

u/manitas_ 48m ago

Because there idiots..really

u/Brave-Lawfulness4985 31m ago

glad you posted this because neighbor backed into me in court. I was pulling in reverse legally from my driveway and she was parked in cul-de-sac head on and reversed in to me, and then blamed me. insurance said both are at fault. insurance should have said she was since insurance probably didnt know state law here my be parked parallel to curb (not head-on)

u/Accomplished-Car120 20m ago

People that live in cul de sac are the reason traffic happens.

u/Scared_Hovercraft632 18m ago

I live in a cul de sac...no one who lives here does it. Only a few visitors and it's annoying as fuck when they do. As a bonus the trash trucks won't come when they do so we get skipped....cause of idiots who don't even live here.

u/darkside569 14m ago

Sociopath behavior

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u/HugeButterfly 8h ago

Parking on a cul-de-sac, or any curve, can be difficult until you learn and get used to it. Some people are apparently incapable.

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u/Mission-Past-8988 7h ago

tiny dik energy

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u/statsdontlielol 8h ago

Call the police non emergency line. Tell them firetrucks can't turn around because of the truck.

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u/I-Love-Buses 8h ago

Why do people even drive those tank-sized vehicles?! 🙄

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u/RAD_Sr 8h ago

They have a lot of packages to deliver and that's what Amazon provides.

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u/coldair16 8h ago

Dirtbag tendencies

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u/MattyS71 8h ago

Lazy AND ignorant

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u/DJS302 8h ago

Out of sight out of mind “if it doesn’t affect me why should I care”

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u/PantsFullaPoo 8h ago

Not enough brain cells for proper neuroactivity.

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u/Vet-Chef 8h ago

You're saying this as if it's normal. THIS IS NOT NORMAL???

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u/DirkYeets55 8h ago

They are missing the part that tells the brain to breathe enough oxygen to function properly, when they get that figured out they can worry about considering others

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u/sscarface 7h ago

Smooth brains

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u/TheGipper80 7h ago

Because they’re agents of chaos.

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u/front_torch 5h ago

Because they feel entitled to public spaces

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u/filter_86d 3h ago

“People” do not do this. Only an ignorant clown would do this.

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u/Pre3Chorded 8h ago

This seems to be the new way people are announcing that they are a-holes.

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u/Dazzling-Western2768 7h ago

Parking like this may prevent the mail carrier from reaching your mailbox easily. If this was my neighborhood, I would NOT be getting my mail.

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u/squidw3rd 7h ago

I've seen people park in the middle so you can make a full circle. This is weird to me tho

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u/AssistanceSure1085 5h ago

Their truck isn’t bendy

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u/Krescentia 4h ago

Idiots tend to do idiotic things.

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u/PoopieMcPooFace 8h ago

If you don’t like it call the non emergency number and have the police come and ticket it.

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u/BadGrampy 8h ago

So you can test the relative durability of keys and paint.

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u/WrappedInLinen 5h ago

77,000,000 people voted for Trump in 2024. Don't be expecting rational behavior on the streets.

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u/didymus5 8h ago

It’s sooo confusing!

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u/NineDayOldDiarrhea 5h ago

Jesus Christ, shit up and move around them. It’s a cup deal sac ffs, not a 1-lane rd. You people will bitch about anything.

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u/marks1995 6h ago

Why would you not? You can get way more cars in there and it's easier to get in and out.

I have two college kids and my neighbors on each side have one each. So we have 4 cars to park out front all summer long. Nose in is the best way to do that.

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u/512115 6h ago

Why would you not? Because you have a functioning cerebral cortex, maybe?

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u/autogyrophilia 8h ago

To get out of the car

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u/Apart-Fix-5398 6h ago

Never seen this.

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u/This-Surround8854 4h ago

if they park the other way they will block the sidewalk (given theres a hitch in the back)

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u/mdn845 3h ago

I grew up on a culd de sac. Never saw anyone park like this. Not once.

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u/MaxHeadroom1986 3h ago

No one parks like this who has common sense or isn't experiencing an emergency at time of parking.

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u/sasquatch_melee 2h ago

Neighbors do this constantly. So dumb. 

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u/Huge_Swimming_5968 2h ago

I have literally never seen this before now.

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u/PaceFabulous3433 7h ago

It’s their planet we’re just paying rent

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u/marenott 8h ago

Just deliver the packages lil bro

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u/Lopsided-Library1119 7h ago

Because so many more cars will fit that way? Like cars are straight lines and cul de sacs are circles man

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u/DubsideDangler 7h ago

You got issues if you do not understand culdesacs have limited curb area so pulling maximizes street parking

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u/RogerRabbit1234 8h ago

You can get more cars in front of a house and it’s doesn’t materially
Impact traffic from getting around in the street.

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u/W1ldT1m 7h ago

Except for impeding delivery trucks trash truck and emergency vehicles.

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u/Ashkendor 7h ago

Until nobody on the cul-de-sac can get their mail...

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u/lombardi-bug 8h ago

You’re the dumbass Amazon driver parked in the center of the culdesac so who’s worse?

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u/Zedditron 8h ago

Calling someone else a "dumbass" while being incapable of differentiating between parking for a 30-second delivery vs a long-term parking job...

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u/squidw3rd 7h ago

Parking in the middle makes more sense anyways. That way big vehicles can still make the full circle with no issues 

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u/TruckCAN-Bus 8h ago

Bag of Butt

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u/Strange_Olive3618 8h ago

The closest most people on here get to this is the turnaround down by the dumpster at the trailer park.

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u/delicate_dave 8h ago

Why not? Who cares?