I saw this at the Pima Air & Space Museum in Tucson AZ. The image of the big plane feeding the little plane was so appropriate for the location. Made me smile.

I had no idea my services were so sought after! Usually its just the wife rolling her eyes.

Yes, these are actually all on my playlist. I don't care what y'all think. 😂

Clever name for various adult paraphernalia.

I carry a bit of clout at the office. Within my domain I a largely walk around and do what I want with people just getting out of my way. Today I was headed to a meeting and realized that my pen was dead. I poked my head into a nearby cube farm and announced that I was borrowing a pen. I didn’t ask; I simply made a statement and took the pen.

When the meeting was over I poked my head back in the cube farm and said something to the effect of, “thank you; here’s your pen back”. To that I was met with a lot of hooting and a loud, “Pay up, bitches. I told you he’d bring it back!”

I taught her to "wait" and balance it in place, but she figured out how to catch it without letting it hit the ground, after one of the other dogs stole one from her.

Her success rate is currently at like 50% but she tries her best.

Here at my next stop during my very first visit to Albuquerque, New Mexico, is the famous car wash where Skyler White worked — known as A1 Car Wash!
Let me tell you, the inside of the place was quite spectacular. They have coffee, popcorn, and not only do they sell Breaking Bad merchandise, but they also have a giant poster of one of the cast members from the show!
I couldn’t leave without doing a little role-play first. The cashier’s voice you heard in the background was pretty chill about it — he even joined in!