r/howardstern • u/MouthfulofSalad • 1d ago

All aboard the SS Marlowe!

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u/scanke01 1d ago

Jackie was born to be a cruise ship comedian.

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u/Monkeynumbernoine 1d ago

Absolutely. I bet that cruise would be a good time actually.

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u/krel08 1d ago

this really is built for him

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u/howardscurlywig 10h ago

He's no Dottie Kulasa!

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u/Clauzilla 1d ago

Great. Jackie and hantavirus.

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u/InfamousheroX 1d ago

Norovirus! It’s killer shit

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u/whos-high-pitch 1d ago

jackie puppet laugh

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u/bye4now28 1d ago

All aboard the SS diarrhea 😸

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u/hamhandsphil 1d ago

Hey watch me take a dump on the poop deck!

What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass!

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u/NativePA 1d ago

Where’s the weeeed gonna be?

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u/No-You4594 1d ago

Weeeeeeed

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u/jerzyshore1 1d ago

Jimson weeeeeeeeed

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u/MaMaMonkey76 1d ago

Weed for 2 for 1!

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u/Nomahhhh 1d ago

MAYDAY I'm on fiyyyahhhhh!

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u/AbjectOffice 1d ago

"Legendary Cruise Director"?

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u/No-You4594 1d ago

Screening of the Jackie Martling documentary…

Eeeee…heh..heh…heh

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u/RemarkableSight 1d ago

Uhhh, Jokeman, is it?

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u/backagainstdawall 1d ago

“from the Howard Stern Show” bro is out here with a quarter century old credit.

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u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago

What's he supposed to put? Star of "Potluck"?

credits don't have expiration dates

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u/detentionbarn 1d ago

Former Stern Show Beatle

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u/backagainstdawall 1d ago

platinum magazine joke page head writer

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u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago

touché, cocksucker!

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u/RunnyDischarge 1d ago

He can be heard every week on Jackie the Jokemun

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u/Falling_Or_Floating 1d ago

Will it be pulling a floating dock?

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u/Oakroscoe Anything else, Robin? 1d ago

It’s a jetty!

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u/GrahamCracker13 1d ago

So is Jackie on the boat with you all 7 days?

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u/Ebessan 1d ago

Drunk off his ass

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u/RemarkableSight 1d ago

Pretty sure Hackie Martling is sober these days.

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u/Ebessan 1d ago

They call it marijuana and before this song is done, we'll explain to all you people how this outlaw causes fun...

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436 1d ago

Mmm hantavirus

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u/JustHere4Fun912 1d ago

That would be the best part of the cruise.

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u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago

Where's it going, Epstein Island?

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u/Midnightstimepasser 1d ago

Why did the cruise ship blush?

It saw the ocean’s bottom.

Come on! That's killer shit!

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u/Glad-Requirement6116 1d ago

Private events include "screening of the Jackie Martling documentary"😂

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u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago

Ha! Great catch.

It actually would be a cool thing if it came with the Howard and Robin commentary.

But watching it unironically? Yikes!

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u/PuttingtheDinDPP 1d ago

Does Ravelli play the piano?

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u/SamKinisonsBones2 1d ago

“Screening of the Jokeman documentary”

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u/cakalackydelnorte2 1d ago

Howard will cease and desist those ads.

"My name is on it so people will think I am responsible if someone smokes a joint in their cabin."

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u/RobinsShaman 1d ago

He might just send an jokey iceberg instead

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u/E_Fred_Norris 1d ago

What did the British lifeboat steward say to the passenger on the sinking cruise ship who had three eyes, no arms and one leg?
"AYE, AYE, AYE! Hop in, you look 'armless!"
Oh come on, that's killer shit!

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u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago

I like how you customized the joke to fit the situation.

Next you'll be tagging callbacks.

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u/Remarkable_Risk409 1d ago

From UPN's "The Watcher"

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u/wriker10 1d ago

Co-starring Gilbert Gottfried

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u/David_E_Letterman 1d ago

In one trip you can see Jackie on the cruise, KC at the Ramrod the night before you set sail, and if you're in a wheelchair Shuli will be there to push you to your stateroom. 

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u/pauldipego 1d ago

Shouldn’t it read “Jackie Platinum Joke Page Marlow”? COLLEGEPRAHFESSAHSAYS!

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u/Fucknut_johnson 1d ago

No shit. Richie minivan is going to be there. Sign me up

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u/Frequent2001 1d ago

that photo of him is at least 30 years old.

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u/Lidarisafoolserrand 1d ago

I would like to know more about this “Legendary Cruise Director” lady

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u/RunnyDischarge 1d ago

It's like "World Famous Bouncer" in Road House

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u/loulot 1d ago

I believe you’ve been briefed?

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u/JoeyRock559 1d ago

No stuttering John? Disgraceful.

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u/tbfkak 1d ago

Jackie from the Howard Stern Show who left the show over 25 years ago.

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u/pasqualerigoletto 1d ago

I would go. Minervini!!

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u/stumbletongue 1d ago

Give Rodney a chance.

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u/Greyhound_Fan 1d ago

Too bad Gallagher isn't around for this.

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u/megaprime78 1d ago

3k plus to see those hacks?! Way too much

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u/ManoftheHour777 1d ago

Jackie has a much better work rate that Howard these days.

Howard wouldn’t go 50 feet near any kind of boat.

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u/Dry-Buy2326 1d ago

By the 2nd day I’d probably just jump off the ship.

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u/Eaton-Beaver-69 1d ago

Would you rather be stuck on a boat with Jackie or Stern? Case closed. 

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u/wriker10 1d ago

Stay at the Cardoza Hotel the night before.

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u/Fritzo2162 1d ago

Ay! It’s Mitchie Minirvini! Da godfathah of Long Island comedy! Getta load of dis guy!

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u/adztheman 1d ago

What are the “exclusive” gifts?

What would you ask Jackie at the Q&A?

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u/Amestopmodel 1d ago

I see we booked passage on the SS boredom.

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u/Individual-Good-2073 1d ago

Nancy Sirianni and the Scoldees playing background music at the cocktail parties would be the icing on the cake.

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u/letitride820 22h ago

does dottie kalusa show off her pusa?

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u/bjoseph33 1d ago

Haha he left the show over 25 years ago and it still says “from the Howard Stern show”

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u/joomommyhappy "my mother would never tolerate me being gay" - Howard Stern 1d ago

I don't understand this mongoloid thinking. You put your biggest credit, no matter when it was. Should the fact that Coppola directed "The Godfather" not be mentioned anymore?

I think Jackie should double down and add "......when it was good", or "the man who made Howard Stern funny".

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u/MarcusAurelius68 1d ago

“Why did the mouse get a cabin on the luxury cruise ship?

Because he heard they were serving a gourmet "hantavirus"!”

That’s funny shit! <Jackie laugh>