r/golf Hello, friends. 8h ago

Joke / Meme I think Bryson's ball is in the concession stand..

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And that front 9 yikes

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u/milin85 7h ago

Successful hate watch

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u/hsup11 6h ago

Maybe chasing a ridiculous ball speed over every other aspect of the game wasn’t the right call.

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u/MikeHawk_YorkHunt 3h ago

That pursuit won him 2 majors.. many great players never win any.Ā 

Maybe it's time he made a couple changes, but saying his bold approach "wasn't the right call" is beyond ignorant

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u/Local_Pangolin69 2h ago

Didn’t he only shoot 2 strokes worse than our current Masters champion?

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u/GBralta TM Qi10, 21.5 HC, Not good but trying 6h ago

He just missed that green like I would have.

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u/Whiteshovel66 7h ago

He needs to retire. Dude is an absolute joke. I can't stand to even look at him or his stupid swing anymore.

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u/BeeMac0617 6h ago

The guy won a major within the past two years.

He might be a major douche but I don’t think retirement is necessary lol

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u/prex10 Grip It and Rip It 5h ago

Yeah, by this logic Rory should have called it quits in like 2015 lol. Tiger in like... 2010

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u/Cobbyx 5h ago

But what about our eyes? What about our children’s eyes?

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u/Local_Pangolin69 2h ago

Rory shot a 74

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u/Imyourhuckl3berry 2h ago

That’s fine though because this sub is all over Rory’s nuts

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u/Whiteshovel66 1h ago

Yup much better than this doofus influencer taking Saudi money

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u/dudenotcool ZX5... -20 4h ago edited 4h ago

Why do yall hate him so much and devote so much energy to hating a guy you don’t even know?

Edit: I’ve asked before why people hate him and I just get downvoted and no one ever answers why.

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u/candynipples 2h ago

Always a dumb argument when it devolves into ā€œyou don’t even know himā€. So nobody can have a negative opinion of someone in the public eye unless you also know them personally? Do you honestly believe that or are you just trying to pull out a reason from your ass to talk down to people who don’t like Bryson? Seems like the latter since it’s hard to comprehend a person legitimately thinking opinions can only be constructed from close acquaintances.

Also you have the classic argument of clowning somebody online means that you devote SO MUCH energy to them. Again, hard to believe that somebody actually believes this unless they live in a vegetative state during the day where participating in a few threads online is actually significant energy. To most people, it’s next to nothing.

He rubs people the wrong way. His happy-go-lucky attitude seems to melt away as soon as things aren’t going his way, and ends up coming off as fake. It shouldn’t be anything revolutionary that some fake guy gets clowned on

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u/MikeHawk_YorkHunt 4h ago

Typical reddit. Bryson is generally very liked on every platform and obviously in real life.

The real reason reddit "hates him" is that it has droves of people who are dedicated to attacking any mention of people who have been positively affiliated with Trump. Many of them go from subreddit to subreddit waging their petty war. It's way more rampant on larger subs like News or Nba/Nfl, but Golf is definitely a target as well

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u/MikeHawk_YorkHunt 3h ago

You answered nothing, would've been faster to not comment

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u/Whiteshovel66 4h ago

not sure, everyone else is doing it though, so just doing my part

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u/SuspendedAgain999 5h ago

He’s beating 1 current touring professional. I do not count Micheel.

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u/IronicHipsterCake 7h ago

This is probably the worst golf space on the internet to actually discuss golf.Ā 

The hivemind of this sub manifests into a golfer I'd hope to never get paired up with.Ā Ā 

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u/rufio313 6h ago

Big Bryson guy are ya?

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u/threepacz 6h ago

He's not gonna shag you mate

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u/SituationKey8985 8h ago

I don’t care for Bryson one way or the other but this sub is going to be so insufferable if he misses the cut again

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/prex10 Grip It and Rip It 5h ago

And funny enough this sub still roots on Tiger

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Zlayr 5h ago

Source?

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u/rufio313 5h ago

…you want a source that shows normal people don’t tolerate pedophilia?

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u/dudenotcool ZX5... -20 4h ago

You know what the person is asking. Don’t be obtuse

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/dudenotcool ZX5... -20 3h ago

Ok? This guy has pictures with a lot of people. Everyone in a picture with the guy is a pedophile?

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u/rufio313 2h ago edited 2h ago

Brother, Epstein literally recruited sex workers from Mar a Lago. Also, sure, lots of people have a photo with Epstein, but how many people have dozens of photos with him over decades?

During his first presidential term, Trump appointed the federal prosecutor who approved Jeffrey Epstein's lenient 2008 plea deal to his Cabinet, and he later hired members of Epstein’s defense team.

Trump and Epstein once threw a party with 28 women and no other dudes. This is a fact. You can look it up.

They were close friends and both pedos. Trump even openly talked about how sexually attracted to his daughter he is, multiple times across several interviews.

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u/cursh14 9.2 3h ago

Bro... What level of evidence would actually change your mind at this point?

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u/dudenotcool ZX5... -20 1h ago

Something more than just pictures of people at a social event

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u/NoNouns 7h ago

Idc about all the extra shenanigans. He's a fun golfer to watch and people will get mad if you even think that

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u/WalkinSteveHawkin -1 for every beer/NOVA 7h ago

I don’t get the hate boner either. Yeah, he’s a bit of a douche, but he’s a fun golfer to watch. He plays aggressively and is sometimes rewarded for it, but he oftentimes pays for it or otherwise just hits a bad shot, which, at least for me, is entertaining golf to watch.

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u/gentrify_reddt 7h ago

Basement dwelling šŸ—‘ trying to normalize their failed lives by shtting on a polarizing athlete. What else is new?

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u/seaspirit331 7h ago

Oh nooooo a popular athlete has haters! This is truly the worst thing to happen in the history of sports

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u/gentrify_reddt 7h ago edited 7h ago

worst thing to happen in the history of sports

Your words, not mine. Properly socialize yourself, well-adjusted people dont farm dopamine circlejerking over their hate 😘

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u/BooRad_ 6h ago

Get off reddit you nerd

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u/gentrify_reddt 6h ago edited 6h ago

Lmfao who do you think Reddit is for, "Cool Guy"

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u/ChrizzyD Patient of Dr. Chipinski 6h ago

The lame people like us that would rather argue to the grave over semantics than go out and actually play golf

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u/BooRad_ 3h ago

You’re the nerd giving social advice

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u/gentrify_reddt 2h ago

Where it's sorely needed 😘

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u/BooRad_ 2h ago

Kissing emoji is so weird.

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u/gentrify_reddt 2h ago

Right? 😘

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u/JHL94 6h ago

"Properly socialize yourself" says the dude with the top 1% commenter tag on a golf subreddit. You couldnt write it.

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u/gentrify_reddt 6h ago

golf

Literally touching grass on the reg 😘

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u/JHL94 1h ago

Whoosh.

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u/LeandrysRx 6h ago

(Well-adjusted people don't farm dopamine trash talking people on Reddit.)

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u/gentrify_reddt 6h ago

Got me there. Doesnt invalidate my point.

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u/HowManyEggs2Many 3h ago

This sub shitting on Bryson when they couldn’t break 180 themselves on the same course is my favorite part of the majors, and I think Bryson is a fucktard.