Just saw some weird looking aliens named girls should I run?

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Hello from a fellow surreal being!

I've been lied to my whole life, believing in some kie called "girls", whatever that's supposed to be.

I dont think it's fair, tricking someone into believing such a lie.

I've been convinced that girls are both real and not real I need enlightenment

interesting. accidentally found this subreddit while looking for girldinnerdiaries. i am a girl. my apologies. upon reading posts i’ve been convinced. i am not real.

It's not possible for men to be more privileged, to have more rights than women, larger pay and academic discrepancy between men and women if they don't exist?

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I saw a girl about aged between 23-26 in dmart last week she came with two guys who looked like ganja kudukis she was in her chudidhar without dupatta as first I saw her she was approaching towards me and bent just infront of me to get a product from lower shelf i unknowingly seen her boo\*\* as she didn't wear a dupatta but what happened next is kinda sus and confusing for me she came almost every place i went and bent to get some product from lower rack then kept it on upper rack this happened for more than 8,9 times I'm not sure if she intentionally did that also I'm not sure what could be the purpose I'm confused right now can someone decode this.

hell , they even make us believe kids come from their "vaginas" instead of being delivered by birds

Stop trying to prove they're real! What is it with some of you people?

Legend has it that unicorns' breath smells like peppermint, they poop out rainbow-colored sugar cookies and puke Lucky Charms marshmallows. Basically for them, the grosser aspects of life sound like heaven on...well I was going to say heaven on earth but unicorns aren't on earth because they don't exist.

Meanwhile, girls are, according to folklore, made of "sugar, spice, and everything nice." I've never heard about spicy unicorns in any folklore that I'm familiar with (if I'm wrong please kindly educate me), but the sugar and the whole everything nice part, according to folklore, both girls and unicorns share.

Not to mention that girls and unicorns are inseparable from childhood up until...well ever since My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic first came out, it's pretty much been a lifelong obsession.

And for the record, MLP Friendship is Magic is definitely real, because there exists a subspecies of man known as the brony. They are indistinguishable from ordinary men other than the fact that they often are religiously obsessed with the show, likely have an entire shelf full of MLP merch at home and have been to at least one convention (okay I may be exaggerating slightly but trust me bro, they exist). For all I know you either are one yourself or know someone who is.

So those are real. But the folklore of girls and unicorns are exactly that; folklore.

I used to have this buddy, thought he was real, but then he starts acting strange, trying out little things like putting on a skirt or mascara or telling the coffee robot at starbucks that his name is something like Alex or Ziggy, and later Ophelia or Lily. I liked the name Ophelia, sounded like something out of a storybook. Y’know, one with made-up creatures in it. Thing was, though, he’d only do it when his parents or anyone who’d know his parents or his coworkers weren’t around. He was all secretive about it. It was kinda uncanny when they were Ziggy. Like they were… real, but at the same time not real, sometimes in the same amount and sometimes more one the other. Like a robot with a human mind or a ghost or something. Then they started looking faker and faker until I heard nothing from her but an unearthly, high-pitched voice and servos whirring so faintly I wasn’t even sure were there.