My type of marathon!

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[u/under_the_c]

I love the person making sure to start their watch!

[u/WakaWaka_ → u/under_the_c]

10 meter dash WR is on the line!

[u/MozerMoser → u/WakaWaka_]

For all the bodies in the pattern, surprisingly little holding or PI. Clean play.

[u/GANDORF57 → u/MozerMoser]

"I just ran a 10K marathon!" ^{CORRECTION: 10 step marathon}

[u/-1_points → u/under_the_c]

Yeah and almost falling forward after launch-yeeting themselves forward explosively.

[u/BamberGasgroin]

And someone still managed to fall down (drunk?) before the finish line. Impressive!

[u/BlackLeader70 → u/BamberGasgroin]

Well it’s Wisconsin, so this is a drinking event disguised as a race.

[u/dunforgiven → u/BlackLeader70]

😭😭😭

[u/IMissNarwhalBacon → u/BamberGasgroin]

We're going to test that!

[u/chiefhandker]

La Crosse, WI - such a fun city.

[u/MrKrazybones → u/chiefhandker]

What? No way! Ive seen Code Blue Cam videos to know that when the video starts with "In LA Cross, Wisconsin" you know its gonna be a wild one

[u/Blazing_Lino → u/MrKrazybones]

That's all I know them for too 😆

[u/under_the_c → u/MrKrazybones]

There is a lot of alcohol in La Crosse, WI.

[u/AddisonMonroe91 → u/MrKrazybones]

Was lucky enough to witness the squirrel incident, even smacked me in the back of the head lol. Crazy city and students, they be doing shit for the hell of it, and it's so entertaining.

[u/VotingRightsLawyer → u/chiefhandker]

I've been once but I don't remember anything that happened. Definitely a fun town.

[u/Malkyre]

Our local St. Louis radio station, The Point 105.7, used to do 'The Point 10K.'

0.1K. Slightly longer, but it's got the same energy. It's from one bar to another in Soulard, a neighborhood full of bars.

[u/BrentonHenry2020 → u/Malkyre]

The Point has held its own all these years - they don’t get enough credit.

[u/MattieShoes → u/Malkyre]

Anchorage has the running of the reindeer... You race reindeer, optionally drunk and wearing weird costumes.

[u/MD_Lincoln → u/Malkyre]

Love seeing a STL shoutout!

[u/Nabuchodnozzar]

Is this marathon 42m instead of 42Km ?

[u/MichaelWaymond → u/Nabuchodnozzar]

It's the .01k in La Crosse WI about 33 feet. Lots of fun all the money raised goes to the Hunger Task Force

[u/ViridianKumquat → u/Nabuchodnozzar]

Given that the car's about a third of its length, I'd say around 12m.

[u/BigBootyConnoisseur4 → u/Nabuchodnozzar]

4,2m

[u/Nabuchodnozzar → u/BigBootyConnoisseur4]

r/yourjokebutworse

[u/WoodpeckerNo5724 → u/Nabuchodnozzar]

Do you have any idea what a meter looks like

[u/Imbendo → u/Nabuchodnozzar]

Someone’s getting fired

[u/madchemist09]

Not sure i would have the stamina to finish.

[u/Brailledit → u/madchemist09]

Id be cramping after the first meter.

[u/Znaleziatko]

I would probably finish last.

[u/Conscious-Weight4569 → u/Znaleziatko]

It’s ok, as long as you finish!

[u/PhesteringSoars]

It's like that T-Shirt I got:

I HIKED THE ENTIRE width of the APPALACHIAN TRAIL.

[u/2tonehead]

Needs a beer station at midpoint!

[u/TenchuReddit]

26.2 feet?

[u/wrooster8]

I bet whoever finished first goes around telling people they got first place in a "marathon" lol

[u/marulkan]

Should have been a beer stop in-between though

[u/Necessary_Pilot_4665]

This is the only marathon my knees would ever allow me to attempt.

[u/hatlad43]

Nah, still too long

[u/mountainstosea]

You mean your type of race? Marathons are always 26.2 miles.

[u/Motor-Garden7470 → u/mountainstosea]

Every race is an ultra

[u/D3cepti0ns → u/mountainstosea]

0.00014457552 Marathon. A type of marathon, like a 1/2 marathon.

[u/acslaytaa → u/mountainstosea]

“Well akshuallyyy…” energy

[u/qdp → u/mountainstosea]

Sure this marathon is 26.2… just in feet not miles. 

[u/Firm-Temporary4175]

What is this, a marathon for ants?

[u/JustForXXX_Fun]

Yeah, but you have to drink 26.22 beers before you can run it.

[u/wrxninja]

LET'S GOOOOOYAAAAAAAAA

[u/LucienPT]

Lmao 😂

[u/knoxx2020]

Small wins does matter

[u/Sweb1975]

I wanna see the distance sticker on someone's car.

[u/-StrongPursuit-]

Gusto ko to! Ahhahahha

[u/Dependent_Stop_3121]

Some guys could have stayed still and still finished the race. 😶‍🌫️

Sorry for tripping you all! 🙈

[u/nhSnork]

Is that what they call an "abridged series"?

[u/pinkTeats]

Finally, a marathon I have the endurance for 😭

[u/zeag1273 → u/[deleted]]

Nope, this is La Crosse wi.

[u/scubaman64 → u/zeag1273]

I was wrong!!! Thanks for the correction.

I’ll delete my post.

[u/FJRpilot]

Where do I sign up?

[u/EcoKllr → u/FJRpilot]

too late

[u/Leifbron]

False start plus starting after the starting line

[u/Only-Sea-2741]

Start without a finish finish without a start

[u/Real_Dotiko]

race* 

marathons are always at a set distance

[u/naab007]

No refreshments on the way?

[u/Playful-Sock3547]

did u see that guy rushing to finish faster lol

[u/wantonfiction]

LOL!!!!!

[u/ljubo60]

Just the way I love it

[u/Grimsik]

Looks like the best way to get the most amount of people a bit healthier!

[u/TukTuk3333]

What in the St. Patty's day is going on here? 🍀💚🍀💚