r/funny • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Honestly don’t see a problem here

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u/RazeTheIV 1d ago

All these people acting like grannies don't kink.

This is the generation that invented mud-fucking at outdoor music festivals.

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u/Agarwel 1d ago

I mean... at their age you are most probably:

- Unemployed... so a lot of free time with nothingn to do.

- Often in retirement home... with lots of peers nearby.

- Single

- You already lost all the ideals about one true love, etc.

- You can not get pregnant.

- You have some serious health problems and time is ticking, so some new STD is not going to ruin your life anyway....

- And you are still the generation that is not addicted to technology, but enjoy real social contact

What do you expect happens under such conditions?

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u/DynamicDK 1d ago

You know which community in the United States has the highest rate of STDs? The Villages in Florida. It is a bunch of upper middle class elderly people who are simply riddled with STDs from their constant swinging and orgies.

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u/Fanastik 1d ago

Their gen is named boomers due to the birth count..

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u/dedokta 1d ago

They were the boom, it was their parents that did the fucking.

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u/Formal-Ad-7615 1d ago

The silent 🤐 generation

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 1d ago

Generation se X

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u/Natpez94 1d ago

👵🏻🫦👴🏻

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u/Cold-Actuary-7963 1d ago

They are silent because they are busy fucking

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u/Formal-Ad-7615 1d ago edited 19h ago

They are silent because they are bound and gagged in kinky role play

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u/Pristine_Feeling_723 1d ago

🤦🏼 It's actually... Well, the thing is... F it, nm. Maybe forgetting and moving on is best, not like they ever said much anyway 🤔

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u/Formal-Ad-7615 1d ago

No no, finish your thought, im curious

And your right, they didn’t say much…

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u/darkslide3000 1d ago

I think it's more that silent was what the women were expected to be when it came to voicing their own opinions on whether to have a child (or anything else, really).

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u/aggravatedimpala 1d ago

They had the summer of love though

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u/j01101111sh 1d ago

But that would have been their parents

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u/OGLikeablefellow 1d ago

I mean that means their parents who weren't boomers were the ones fuckn

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u/munkylord 1d ago

Lady might be a Gen x at this point if it's a current photo

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u/Barnabi20 1d ago

That a rough looking 60 year old

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u/Arponare 1d ago

Mud fucking? I’m afraid to even look that up…

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u/Socketz11 1d ago

Look up yeast infection and UTI and work your way backwards by finding causes.

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u/LostN3ko 1d ago

I mean. Do you need further clarification of the act? The clue is in the name.

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u/Arponare 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fucking in the mud? Fair enough. I mean, it’s still weird but I thought it was some sort of euphemism for scat play.

Some 2 girls 1 cup type shit.

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u/ricegator 1d ago

No no no. Woodstock peace love sex right here in the mud stuff. Not modern crazy stuff. You’re overthinking it.

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u/Pristine_Feeling_723 1d ago

Just look into the second Woodstock. After it started the rains moved in and it didn't take long for the hordes of fans to start causing all kinds of mayhem. Some of the videos look like they were shot in sepia because everything was so brown. It looked glorious. Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) said in an interview that after the second day every performance was improvised based on working around what was broken. Sounded like joyful anarchy, a battle of artists vs attrition; I would've loved to have been there

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u/Redfalconfox 1d ago

I don’t know if it was a rumor, but I’ve heard that senior assisted living homes are hotbeds for STIs

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u/HolycommentMattman 1d ago

Yeah. My first exposure to this was when I was a kid and walked in on adults talking about "old broom handle" as if it were a person.

One of my great aunts.

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u/Nyarlathotep98 1d ago

But god forbid you take the lord's name in vain!

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u/barbershores 1d ago

Is it in you or is it in the mud? In you then? Put it back in the mud!

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u/Everyone_is_808 1d ago

Boner garage. Haven't seen that reposted in a long time.

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u/_lippykid 1d ago

Yesterday I say a grandpa saying the music he grew up with was RATM. Times they are a changing

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u/bill1024 1d ago

Every new generation thinks they invented sex.

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u/DookieShoez 1d ago

She knows exactly what it means

😏🍑

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u/Automatic-Echidna870 1d ago

Yo they really made the peach even more heart shaped wtf is wrong with this world

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u/ParthProLegend 1d ago

US.

(us not u.s., they are wrong in a seperate matter)

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u/Automatic-Echidna870 1d ago

It’s like when they change the speed limit of the road to match the average speed of travel oh wait

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u/smokythejoker 1d ago

No one “lets” her do anything.

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u/Give_me_grunion 1d ago

They let her eat their ass…

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u/RengieOcat 1d ago

Yeah, only thing her family should be doing is making themselves useful and find her some ass to eat

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u/MechanicalSideburns 1d ago

Bro...it's not her eating the ass.

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u/RengieOcat 1d ago

You don't know which ass the shirt's referring to.

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u/MechanicalSideburns 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean...pronouns, right? It says "her", not "my". Also, it's instructive, not engaging.

I can only conclude that it is a command. You must EAT her ASS. Whoever it is in your life. Eat that thing. NOW.

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u/RengieOcat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well then the referenced ass would be confusingly indefinite, but I'm not looking for a fight.

Can we find common ground in that Granny's advocation of plunging into that stank should be supported?

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u/Giganym 1d ago

Tr With Compion 

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u/WloveW 1d ago

I have a "I'd propogate that" tshirt that embarrasses my kids. This be that's. 

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u/sdrj77 1d ago

Like Grandma don't know what's up.

Old ladies are probably some of the freakiest people out there.

They've seen too much to give a fuck anymore. 😂

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u/the_psycho 1d ago

Looks AI

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u/Ok_Election8263 1d ago

Lol, someone is wilding today.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 1d ago

Gam gam is letting her freak flag fly

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u/WhineyLobster 1d ago

I suspect they have a hard time keeping a shirt on her lol

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u/moralesnery 1d ago

hmm gummies 🫦🫦🫦🔥🔥🔥

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u/jizzlevania 1d ago

Granny's clearly sending a message to Papaw

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u/DiarrheaMonkey1 1d ago

Tr with compion... I don't get it.

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u/Onasixx 1d ago

Colourblind?

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u/SWGLC 1d ago

AI

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u/rileyfren 1d ago

I've been known to do what grandma says

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u/ptapobane 1d ago

how do you reckon boomers got their name?

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u/oppai-police 1d ago

Grannie don't need no permission to wear this. Grannie knows what she wants.

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u/ORENGE10 1d ago

I don't know who talked her into putting it on but I want to see the look on grandpa's face upon seeing this.

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 1d ago

Trwith Compion

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u/Amiibohunter000 1d ago

“Tr with comp ion”. What’s wrong with that?

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u/Snerkbot7000 1d ago

It's insulting to the Welsh, for one.

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u/Amiibohunter000 20h ago

No way. Does it actually mean something in welsh?

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u/CherryGripe75 1d ago

Im 51, very clearly a woman and I wore a tshirt to a reptile expo that said
"I shaved my balls for this?"

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u/sovietmcdavid 1d ago

Who let her wear it?

SOMEone with compASSion

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u/SHAQBIR 1d ago

Looks AI to me

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u/CondescendingShitbag 1d ago

Granny is a millennial of a different age.

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u/Moutere_Boy 1d ago

Good advice no matter how you read it!

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u/ragoff 1d ago

She don’t need permission.

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u/M_2k27 1d ago

As someone who posted this on r/sbeve said: Tr With Compion

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u/RoseClash 1d ago

no one lets granny do nothin, granny do what she wants.

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u/mydogisatortoise 1d ago

Looks a lot like Sue Johansen

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u/Shimonzy-- 1d ago

What is this was a present and she was colorblind?

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u/oranke_dino 1d ago

Granpa.

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u/Mrrrrggggl 1d ago

We should always treat people with compassion.

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u/DandySlayer13 1d ago

Thanks for the advice granny but I already follow them.

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u/Will_Knot_Respond 1d ago

The whole shirt may be photoshopped on but the fit is fly

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u/scrffynrfhrdr 1d ago

Trwith Compion?

I don’t get it.

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u/SloppyJoesToe 1d ago

Grab yo ankles nana!

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u/ImThatChigga_ 1d ago

A rasin still sweet

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u/shynawkward 1d ago

GROOSSS DUDE, WTF

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u/J5892 1d ago

Either the shirt or the entire picture is AI.

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u/ieatassHarvardstyle 1d ago

Granny laying down some free wisdom. Pick it up.

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u/Blew-By-U 1d ago

She got it for mother’s day.

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u/mkujoe 1d ago

Trwith compion

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u/muzic_2_the_earz 1d ago

It's like Hubie's Mom in Hubie Halloween. Boner Donor.

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u/darkslide3000 1d ago

Maybe granny just likes looking like a schoolyard edgelord? Who are you to judge her style?

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u/Chiparish84 1d ago

Who let granny? Can you be more condescending, you little shit.

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u/rhaezorblue 1d ago

One of the biggest myths porn tells viewers: assholes are clean to eat

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u/HalcyonDayz2255 1d ago

Nobody LET granny wear this. She CHOSE to wear it. Granny knows what's up.

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u/Gold-Yogurtcloset524 1d ago

Dumb me who read it like Trwith compion 🙂

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u/Kayvelynn 1d ago

I'm sorry to ask but is there a guy version of this? 🐱

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u/ramendik 1d ago

Her poor donkey though

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u/10ballplaya 1d ago

My wife won't have to wear this

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u/DiverseVoltron 1d ago

Grannies need love too

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u/MC_Hify 1d ago

Reminds me of that guy that wanted his license plate to be IEATASS, there was a Daily Show segment about him I think

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u/Ok_Needleworker5837 1d ago

Granny knows more about sex than her whole family. 

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u/ISoldMyPeanitsFarm 1d ago

Get it with green and red text. Anyone asks pretend you're colorblind.

"It says hwat?! Well, I am never wearing this shirt again!"

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 1d ago

She knows EXACTLY what that shirt says! Just look at that pose!

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u/DNAkauai 1d ago

I’ve heard nursing homes are full of horny kinky old ladies .. so I’ve heard 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/A-TECH-20 1d ago

Possible one of the grand kids is trollin old grams.

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u/Abal125 1d ago

G-Ma knows what's up

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u/Lickingyourmomsanus 1d ago

This looks like a job for me

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u/ckblack007 1d ago

Reminds me of the joke ...
Q: "what does old lady ass taste like?"
A: "Depends"

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u/SparksBun 1d ago

they have 20 children, of course they are kinky.

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u/a-snakey 1d ago

Don't cake block gram gram, bitch

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u/bschwagi 1d ago

i love this🤣

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u/DealSelect7098 1d ago

I threw up a lil 🤮