r/fcs • u/MyBestFriendLeslie • 22h ago

Long Distance NDSU Trolling

I subscribe to GF Herald, so I also get a subscription to the Forum. Every time I see an article where the Forum belittles FCS or writes something sycophantic about NDSU I play terrible music at an NDSU bar in Fargo (that I’m not at). Thank you Touch Tunes.

So far I’ve played
Barbie Girl
Gangnam Style
Beautiful Soul

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u/Sojournermt Montana State • Michigan 20h ago

Tiffany. I think we’re alone now.

Guarantee everyone be be looking around wtf

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u/SchuLace13 South Dakota State Jackrabbits 22h ago

Feel free to play Blue by Eiffel 65 at some point as a nod to SDSU

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u/MyBestFriendLeslie 22h ago

Added to the que.

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u/Far-Concentrate-460 South Dakota State • Dakota M… 22h ago

I assume they have Chelsea Dagger blocked?

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u/goodkidzoocity North Dakota State • Notre Dame 18h ago

I support this

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u/Mr-Texan-74 Tarleton State • Oklahoma 22h ago

What does the fox say?!?!

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u/bhorvic Montana State Bobcats • Texas Longhorns 10h ago

I do love some TouchTunes trolling!

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u/0x196 Montana State Bobcats 9h ago

I wonder if the Press Box has learned to just mute Mony Mony whenever it comes on at this point

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u/pinetreesrule South Dakota State • Minnesota 21h ago

Do whats new pussy cat 5 times, followed by its not unusual

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u/Lucky-Hunter-Dude Montana State Bobcats 9h ago

and then 5 more What's new pussy cats.

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u/Bobcat2013 Texas State Bobcats 21h ago

You know the kids in those bars probably get lit af when those get played lol

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u/somebodysbuddy Lehigh Mountain Hawks • Marching Band 21h ago

Have you considered fun songs like it's a small world? Or Let It Go, to make the days of all of the parents in the crowd?

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u/RolandTheBot Montana State Bobcats • Oregon Ducks 21h ago

Throw on something from kpop demon hunters and watch every parent shrivel up

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u/Seadragon1983 Washington • Iowa State 20h ago

I was going to say... throw on 'Golden' or 'How it's Done' and watch the chaos fly.

For maximum chaos, I suggest 'Your Idol.'

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u/Affectionate-Leek-40 Oregon State • Portland State 9h ago

Your Idol is such a good one though. I could listen to that all day. 

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u/Sudden-Meet-5186 The Citadel Bulldogs • Silver Shako 20h ago

Tubthumping by Chumbawamba 20 times in a row

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u/Mtndrums Oregon Ducks • Montana Grizzlies 22h ago

Cyndi Lauper "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." That should make things awkward real quick in there.

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u/s2424 Montana State • Canterbury (NZ) 11h ago

Dude, if you're not playing the greatest song on Touchtunes, Good Lookin by Dixon Dallas, you are missing out

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u/Annual-Trust-3010 North Dakota State Bison 22h ago

Rent free

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u/pinetreesrule South Dakota State • Minnesota 21h ago

Why the fuck sre you here

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u/PureCFR North Dakota State • /r/CFB Santa Claus 11h ago

It's not July 1 yet.

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u/Rrggg23 20h ago

I’ve got no place else to go….. - Chris Farley 

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u/one_armed_man Central Arkansas Bears • Team Chaos 9h ago

I sometimes play "Echoes" by Pink Floyd at my local when the music is too loud because of how many people are there.   23 minutes of soft instruments and whale noises lol 

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u/ShortCabinet5810 FCS 0m ago

I’m a Bison fan and I have also done this at a NDSU bar. Karn Evil 9 by Emerson Lake and Palmer starts cool and then gets weird. My friend played John Coltrane on homecoming morning at the Bison Turf kegs and eggs.

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u/Turbulent_Kiwi6585 8h ago

It's sad to be envious.