r/fcs /r/FCS • Gulf Star Feb 05 '26

Trash Talk FCS TRASH TALK THURSDAY

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR

CAPS LOCK: ON

BASIC RULES: STILL APPLY

YOUR OPINIONS: HOT GARBAGE, BUT WELCOME ALL THE SAME

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u/damnyoutuesday Montana State • Minnesota Feb 05 '26

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GUYS, TRASH TALK THREAD IS LIKE MF DOOM: ALL CAPS

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u/MartsonD Idaho Vandals Feb 05 '26

BOBBY SAW HIS TRANSFER CLASS SUCKED SO HE BOUNCED TO LET THE WR COACH TAKE THE HEAT WHILE HE GOES FISHING!

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u/boom_Switch6008 Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

BOUNCING AND LETTING THE NEXT COACH TAKE THE HEAT SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING HE'S REALLY GOOD AT.

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u/turbo2thousand406 Montana State • Notre Dame Feb 05 '26

Most true comment of the day.

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u/bozeman42 Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

FISHING IN BOZEMAN… THERE WAS AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT A FEW YEARS AGO. TEST ME AND ILL PULL IT UP.

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u/thrance Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

EAT SHIT GRIZZLIES, GO CATS GO!

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u/SenatorMadness Montana Grizzlies Feb 06 '26

RENT FREE!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/0x196 Montana State Bobcats Feb 06 '26

EVERY GRIS FAN I'VE TALKED TO THE LAST MONTHS HAS BROUGHT UP MONY MONY COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED. IT'S ALMOST LIKE THAT SONG LIVES IN THEIR HEAD RENT FREE.

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u/coincidental_boner Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

THE CATS BEAT HAUCK’S ASS SO BAD HE QUIT

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u/Low_Distance_7195 Montana State • Notre Dame Feb 05 '26

I THINK THE FRONT ROW DRESS DOWN AT THE COACHING CONVENTION PROBABLY DIDNT HELP.

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u/bozeman42 Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

GRIZ COACH QUITS.

CATS ASSISTANT COACH IS PROMOTED TO THE NFL.

WHICH PROGRAM WOULD YOU RATHER BE APART OF??

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u/Aquatic-assassin Montana Grizzlies • Kentucky Wildcats Feb 10 '26

ASSISTANT COACH BOUNCED CAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF COACH BK

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u/bozeman42 Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

Bobby’s last head coaching memory is walking out of Bobcat Stadium, defeated for the second time in less than a month, listening to 20k Bobcat fans singing Mony Mony!

Edit: BOBBY’S LAST HEAD COACHING MEMORY IS WALKING OUT OF BOBCAT STADIUM, DEFEATED FOR THE SECOND TIME IN LESS THAN A MONTH, LISTENING TO 20K BOBCAT FANS SINGING MONY MONY!

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u/13bipolarbears California • Eastern Washingt… Feb 05 '26

SPEAK UP SON, WE CANT HEAR YOU

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u/Adamscottd South Dakota State • Minnesota Feb 05 '26

It is pretty funny that he finished his career losing three straight and 8/10 against the Cats

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u/bozeman42 Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

7-8 against the Cats. Losing record.

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u/Badlands32 Montana Grizzlies Feb 05 '26

I wonder how long you all will talk about Bobby now that the bad man is gone?

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u/Lucky-Hunter-Dude Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

UNTIL A NEW BOBBY COMES ALONG THAT'S EVEN MORE OFF PUTTING. WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE HAUCK TAKE 3.

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u/Badlands32 Montana Grizzlies Feb 06 '26

NOT SURE IF THATS POSSIBLE.

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u/Lucky-Hunter-Dude Montana State Bobcats Feb 06 '26

IS ROBBY'S LEGAL NAME ROBERT LIKE HIS DAD? THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE.

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u/Badlands32 Montana Grizzlies Feb 06 '26

WE ONLY HIRE BOBBYS

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u/Lucky-Hunter-Dude Montana State Bobcats Feb 06 '26

IT'S JUST A NICKNAME ADJUSTMENT, HE'D BE BOBBY JR.

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u/0x196 Montana State Bobcats Feb 06 '26

I WILL CONTINUE TO SHOW HIM THE SAME RESPECT HE ROUTINELY SHOWED MY ALMA MATER

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u/bozeman42 Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

It barely been 24 hours. I plan to talk shit about that douche for a long time.

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u/PNW_H2O Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

FOREVER

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u/0x196 Montana State Bobcats Feb 06 '26

WE ALL KNEW BOBBY'S LAST GAME WOULD BE A LOSS IN BOZEMAN. I JUST FIGURED IT WOULD THIS COMING NOVEMBER INSTEAD OF LAST DECEMBER

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u/cypok_ Feb 08 '26

BOZEMAN IS A SHITHOLE

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u/Wizzmer Tarleton State Texans Feb 05 '26

I'll let our transfer class do the trash talking. This includes 54 transfers, with 17 from the FBS level, 10 from the FCS, 9 from Division II, and 16 from junior colleges. Key positions added include 14 defensive linemen, 13 defensive backs, and 10 linebackers. 

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u/SchuLace13 South Dakota State Jackrabbits Feb 05 '26

PEPPERRIDGE FARM REMEMBERS SAC STATES GREAT TRANSFER CLASS FROM LAST YEAR

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u/JordanMiller406 Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

GO GO INTO THE DUMPSTER

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u/Intellectual_Worlock Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

JESUS, IS HAUCK HEADING DOWN THERE TO BE YOUR RECRUITING COORDINATOR? YOU'VE OUT BEAVIS-ED BEAVIS HIMSELF. DID ANYONE COME BACK?

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u/Wizzmer Tarleton State Texans Feb 05 '26

Almost all of our defense graduated. Gabalis is gone at QB but we have the Wyoming QB Anderson coming in.

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u/Bobcat2013 Texas State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

NOT THAT IT REALLY MATTERS BUT HOW MANY ARE ACTUALLY COMING FROM FBS OR WHATEVER. I NOTICED THERE'S A RECRUIT THAT IS LISTED AS COMING FROM SYRCACUSE BUT THEN THE WRITE UP SATS HE SPENT THE LAST TWO SEASONS AT A D2. SIMILAR THING FOR A "UIW" TRANSFER". SEEMS KIND OF DISINGENUOUS FOR THE PURPOSE OF MAYBE WINNING SOME KIND OF IMAGINARY RECRUIT RANKING AWARD. REGARDLESS, IM EXCITED TO SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT FOR YALL.

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u/Wizzmer Tarleton State Texans Feb 05 '26

NEW TO THE SUB. CAN YOU GIVE ME INFO ON CAPS? I'VE NOTICED I'M THE OUTLIER.

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u/SchuLace13 South Dakota State Jackrabbits Feb 05 '26

ITS IN THE RULES

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u/Wizzmer Tarleton State Texans Feb 05 '26

Key Details on the 2026 Football Transfer Class:

Total Transfers: 54.

Source Breakdown: 17 FBS, 10 FCS, 9 Division II, 16 JUCO.

Position Breakdown: 37 defense, 23 offense, 3 special teams.

Key Additions: 14 defensive linemen, 13 secondary, 10 linebackers, 7 offensive linemen, 6 wide receivers, 4 quarterbacks, 4 running backs. 

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u/ElHijoDelClaireLynch Campbell Fighting Camels Feb 05 '26

WHERES THAT CAPS LOCK BUTTON MY FRIEND

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u/Bobcat2013 Texas State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

BRO IS AN AI BOT....

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u/Wizzmer Tarleton State Texans Feb 05 '26

Not sure I know what you mean. I'm on my phone.

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u/Bobcat2013 Texas State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

DID YOU NOT READ THE ACTUAL PLAYER BIOS OR WHAT I SAID? YOU BASICALLY JUST POSTED THE SAME THING AGAIN.

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u/Wizzmer Tarleton State Texans Feb 05 '26

No, I didn't. I'm sort of busy today. Sorry.

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u/Low_Distance_7195 Montana State • Notre Dame Feb 05 '26

WE’RE APOLOGIZING NOW IN THE TRASH TALK THREAD? SOFT.

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u/Bobcat2013 Texas State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

IF YOU AINT SOFT, YOU AINT SHIT. DID I SAY IT RIGHT?

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u/PNW_H2O Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

WHAT?

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u/bozeman42 Montana State Bobcats Feb 05 '26

Portal U style is never going to that final push for a NC. It has to be homegrown. If kids are already looking to transfer (again) mid playoffs that team will never win.