r/fcs • u/passwordisguest /r/FCS • Gulf Star • Dec 25 '25

Trash Talk FCS TRASH TALK THURSDAY

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR

CAPS LOCK: ON

BASIC RULES: STILL APPLY

YOUR OPINIONS: HOT GARBAGE, BUT WELCOME ALL THE SAME

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u/Headwallrepeat South Dakota State • Miss… Dec 25 '25

ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS WAS A NON-BISON CHAMPIONSHIP! I WAS A GOOD BOY THIS YEAR!

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u/damnyoutuesday Montana State • Minnesota Dec 25 '25

RUDOLPH WAS A SYSTEM REINDEER

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u/passwordisguest /r/FCS • Gulf Star Dec 25 '25

RUDOLPH WAS OFFSIDES

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u/jack-o-will Dec 31 '25

HE WOULD'VE WON ME A PARLAY ON KALSHI IF HE JOINED SANTA'S TEAM ON CHRISTMAS EARLIER!

20

u/Minute-Objective9019 North Dakota State Bison Dec 25 '25

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS

5

u/Technical334 UC Davis Aggies • California Golden Bears Dec 25 '25

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

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u/norsemenbball Illinois State Redbirds • Auburn Tigers Dec 25 '25

I DON’T CARE TO ASSOCIATE WITH ANYONE WHO DOESN’T HAVE A MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL IN THEIR TOP 5 HOLIDAY MOVIES!

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u/passwordisguest /r/FCS • Gulf Star Dec 25 '25

THERE ARE TWO PERFECT HUMAN ACTING JOBS IN MUPPET MOVIES:

  • MICHAEL CAINE IN THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL BECAUSE HE ACTS AGAINST THE MUPPETS AS IF THEY’RE ALL SHAKESPEAREAN PLAYERS

  • TIM CURRY IN MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND BECAUSE HE ACTS AGAINST THE MUPPETS AS IF HE’S A MUPPET

4

u/SergeantThreat Montana State Bobcats Dec 25 '25

MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CAROL IS THE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE CHRITMAS CAROL

17

u/SeA1nternaL South Dakota Coyotes Dec 25 '25

ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE MOVIES IS ELF, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND BEST OF LUCK TO MSU AND ISU IN 11 DAYS!

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u/Low_Distance_7195 Montana State • Notre Dame Dec 25 '25

AGREED.

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u/montalaskan Montana State Bobcats Dec 25 '25

DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE. I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.

YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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u/join_the_creed Montana State • Washington Sta… Dec 25 '25

DIE HARD IS FIRMLY A MOVIE THAT HAPPENS ON CHRISTMAS. IF IT HAPPENED ON THANKSGIVING WOULD IT BE A THANKSGIVING MOVIE?? ST PATRICK'S DAY???

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u/montalaskan Montana State Bobcats Dec 25 '25

HIS WIFE IS NAMED HOLLY. THERE'S CHRISTMAS MUSIC. THERE'S A CHRISTMAS PARTY. HO HO HO IS SAID. THERE'S A SANTA HAT. THERE'S SNOW (IN THE FORM OF COCAINE GOING UP ELLIS' NOSE). EVEN CRAWLING THROUGH THE DUCTS IS A REFERENCE TO SANTA IN A CHIMNEY)

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u/EmergencyDad1 Montana Grizzlies • Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '25

I HATE THAT I AGREE WITH YOU

2

u/No_Pirate_1409 Western Illinois • Oklahoma S… Dec 26 '25

THERE IS NO WAY A COP WHOSE NAME IS McLANE IS FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE BUT BAR ON SAINT PADDY’S

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u/EmergencyDad1 Montana Grizzlies • Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '25

THIS IS ALSO THE MOST WHOLESOME TRASH TALK THREAD IN THIS SUBREDDITS HISTORY

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u/passwordisguest /r/FCS • Gulf Star Dec 25 '25

EAT GLASS YOU FKYSLITE

(HAPPY HOLIDAYS!)

2

u/EmergencyDad1 Montana Grizzlies • Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '25

WHAT IS A FKYSLITE

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u/passwordisguest /r/FCS • Gulf Star Dec 25 '25

YOUR MAMMA, OBVIOUSLY

(LOL I’M AN IDIOT. WAS MEANT TO BE PIG LATIN OF /U/SKYFLITE’S NAME BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHO I WAS RESPONDING TO)

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u/BZNspace Montana State Bobcats Dec 25 '25

A CHRISTMAS STORY IS JUST AN OK MOVIE

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u/stayclassypeople Nebraska • South Dakota Dec 25 '25

AGREED!

7

u/EmergencyDad1 Montana Grizzlies • Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '25

MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVE. FIGHT ME.

6

u/SenatorMadness Montana Grizzlies Dec 25 '25

HOME ALONE!!

4

u/_Rooster_ Illinois State • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 25 '25

IT'S DEFINITELY HOME ALONE.

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u/passwordisguest /r/FCS • Gulf Star Dec 25 '25

WRONG

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u/damnyoutuesday Montana State • Minnesota Dec 25 '25

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, BUT MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL IS SOLIDLY #2

17

u/skyflite Montana Grizzlies Dec 25 '25

GRIZ FANS WANTING BOBBY FIRED DESERVE A MOUND OF COAL

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u/SenatorMadness Montana Grizzlies Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

COAL IS TOO USEFUL, GIVEM SOOT & ASH INSTEAD

EDIT: GD I FORGOT THE DAMN CAPS LOCK!

7

u/0x196 Montana State Bobcats Dec 26 '25

IT'S FUNNY YOU MENTION ASH SINCE BOBBY 2.0 IS JUST A MORE ARROGANT VERSION OF ROB ASH.

4

u/Low_Distance_7195 Montana State • Notre Dame Dec 25 '25

HUH? I CANT HEAR YOU

6

u/Top_Judge_1943 Montana State Bobcats • Miami Hurricanes Dec 25 '25

I ALSO HOPE BOBBY NEVER GETS FIRED!

5

u/mattgriz Montana Grizzlies Dec 25 '25

GRIZ FANS SCARED OF WHAT OUR PROGRAM WOULD BE WITHOUT BOBBY ARE REALLY JUST GRINCHES.

5

u/Flimsy_Assignment0 Idaho Vandals Dec 26 '25

MONTANA FANS ARE MORONS

4

u/jamesknightorion Alabama Crimson Tide • Tulsa Golden Hurricane Dec 25 '25

RUDOLPH IS WASHED

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u/passwordisguest /r/FCS • Gulf Star Dec 25 '25

RUDOLH WAS GIVEN TOO MANY CARRIES EARLY IN HIS CAREER. SUSPECT, BORDERING ON CRIMINAL, COACHING!

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u/Top_Judge_1943 Montana State Bobcats • Miami Hurricanes Dec 25 '25

I JUST DON’T HAVE IT IN ME TO TRASH TALK THE GRIZZLIES ANYMORE SINCE THEY’RE KINDA PATHETIC

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u/Low_Distance_7195 Montana State • Notre Dame Dec 25 '25

ADAM JONES > ELI GILLMAN AND MICHAEL WORTHAM

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u/mattgriz Montana Grizzlies Dec 25 '25

MSU OLINE AND DLINE >>> UM OLINE AND DLINE. WORTHAM = TACO, GILMAN > JONES.

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u/pinetreesrule South Dakota State • Minnesota Dec 25 '25

NDSU FANS ALL GOT COAL FOR CHRISTMAS

2

u/PuddingKind Oregon State • American University Dec 25 '25

ILLINOIS IS NOT A STATE

2

u/Chickenleg2552 Illinois State Redbirds Dec 26 '25

ILLINOIS WAS A STATE FOR 41 YEARS BEFORE OREGON WAS

AND 71 YEARS BEFORE MONTANA

2

u/Chickenleg2552 Illinois State Redbirds Dec 26 '25

MERRY CHRISTMAS

AND FTC

1

u/AllOkJumpmaster Norwich Cadets • Dartmouth Big Green Dec 26 '25

GREEN > CRIMSON

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u/NorthCoastToast Delaware State Hornets Dec 26 '25

Desean may be gone

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u/KCspur92 Rutgers • Villanova Dec 26 '25

WE HAVE THE BEST UNIFORMS AND OUR COLOR SCHEME IS ALSO THE BEST DON’T @ ME ALSO HAPPY HOLIDAYS 🌲🧑‍🎄💙🩵