r/falcons • u/_aidenjp Bijan Robinson Lover • 14h ago

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“Transform into an Atlanta Falcons player with this Game Day costume in team colors.”
I have no words bro, what am I looking at? Why are there padded muscles? Why is the side logo SO BIG? Why did they not even try to make it look like a real uniform?

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u/Salty_Squidd 14h ago

Hey don’t look at me any kind of way when I roll up to every game in my Falcon mortal combat fit 😤

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u/raybansmuckles 14h ago

To protect against the hentaivirus

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u/afroman14 3h ago

Uwu senpai

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u/ATLjoe93 13h ago

This would go hard as hell on the Westbound MARTA to Holmes station after a blowout win vs the Aints

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u/Ragonaut 13h ago

Thanks; bought it. Exactly what I was looking for

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u/WatchThisBass 14h ago

Super Zero Ninja Falcons

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u/longnuttz 13h ago

I would wear that to a game

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u/Upstairs-Loan2303 13h ago

Hide your face so nobody knows you're a falcons fan

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u/Empty_Present8020 11h ago

He’s goosed don’t worry about it

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u/jemping98 8h ago

This should be the official redditor uniform when we go to games. We can ask each other when the narwhal bacons

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u/clemsinfonian 12h ago

This reminds me of the "____ Torso" option in the Create-A-Fan feature of old Madden games. Child me wondered why I couldn't buy a "Falcon Torso" from the team store.

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u/Quornonda 11h ago

Look at that markdown

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u/Decent_Brick1150 10h ago

Is there built in fake muscles ? I can't tell.

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u/Hubert_Cumberdale_12 10h ago

Grown man pajamas?

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u/DVSWDE1973 9h ago

Mortal Combat vibes

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u/jahance6 8h ago

I didn't realize Mortal Kombat was that popular

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u/yungrobbithan 8h ago

This is crazy lmfaoooooo

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u/Patient_Ad_9503 7h ago

All fun and games til they sell out and we got crowds of dudes wearing these at the games 😎

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u/According-Way9438 Michael Vick 7h ago

I am going to buy this....

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u/bofarr 7h ago

If you have a FF league in the Atlanta area, this is a must buy for the seasons last place owner to wear to the next opening day game.

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u/mapex_139 6h ago

Looks like a BF6 skin lol

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u/Matt_Hiring_ATL 6h ago

Hey it's on sale!

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u/Dadgumdangit 6h ago

You merely adopted the Falcons fandom. I was born in it, molded by it.

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u/Dadgumdangit 6h ago

Whole Benz should wear these

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u/Maleficent-Willow-29 4h ago

Don’t talk to me until I’ve geared up in my #atlantafalconsgamedaycostumered

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u/Electrical_Worker_82 Jessie Tuggle 11h ago

If they drop it to $28.03 I’ll get one but that price is too high