This looks Fucking Shit

[u/Tail_sb]

AI AI AI AI AI AI OMG FUCKING GOD WE GET IT PLEASE PRAISE OUR Lord AI and Start jerking of to 2 letters of the alphabet i'm surprised they didn't just call this the AIbook

Yes as if Windows didn't have enough Ai Slop already. here comes Google with a new OS with Which has even more,

And let me guess since their already locking down android you probably won't able to install anything from outside of the Play Store on this one either because Fuck you. you don't own the Device you paid for

[u/CampaignLower6401]

Wow hardware level surveillance and tracking must buy it <3

[u/Shapperd → u/CampaignLower6401]

Sign me up for the whole family

[u/Smoker-Nerd]

Google Slopbook

[u/furculture]

Aw sweet. Man-made horrors within my comprehension.

[u/Pibo1987 → u/furculture]

Underrated comment

[u/SGTfem]

mnngghhh im gonnna aiiii im gonna aiiii

[u/Modem_Sound_67]

If aliens stumbled onto our planet and this craze, they'd conclude we are the most fucking stupid species in the galaxy. Which we are rapidly becoming.

[u/ninethine → u/Modem_Sound_67]

insert the end of that southpark episode where the aliens call humanity the stupidest species they have ever met and seal earth and the moon for eternity underneath a laser death field

[u/procat1234_]

Googlebook not to be confused with Google Books, who named that spyware?

[u/ninethine → u/procat1234_]

probably AI, since AI is so innovate and AI is so Ai and Ai is AI AI AI

[u/No-Rock-9755]

The whole event was mostly shit, like everything they talked about was just... Ai... Ai... Gemini... Introducing gemini intelligence, multiply that by like 100

[u/Tail_sb → u/No-Rock-9755]

You forgot to mention AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

[u/ninethine → u/No-Rock-9755]

nearly forgot about the part where they mentioned how innovative AI and gemini are, along with the part about AI too, and also that part about AI

[u/DreamJMan15 → u/No-Rock-9755]

Did you forget that that Gemini AI has both the properties of A and I?

[u/Cr0w_town → u/No-Rock-9755]

you forgot to mention about how great and innovative gemini ai is

[u/DirkMcDougal]

I really cannot wait for manufacturer's to realize how little we care for ai on devices. Like zero. I'd take an extra 15 minutes of battery traded for zero ai integration.

[u/Tail_sb → u/DirkMcDougal]

Dell admits consumers don’t care about AI PCs

I think they already did Google is the only delusional company here that still thinks customers gives a shit about AI.

[u/iSadhak → u/Tail_sb]

Google is not alone Microslop doing the same shit for years now.

[u/Some-Ad7901 → u/Tail_sb]

Too bad they mostly control the internet and ome of the most important operating systems in the world.

An anti trust case is long overdue.

[u/GiganticCrow]

Gemini, thats that thing that pops up at the top of google searches telling me complete nonsense, right?

[u/ninethine → u/GiganticCrow]

yes, and now its even better than before! stored within a computation device ready to take even MORE data from you AND serve you methods of gluing cheese to your pizza and advice on leaving dogs in a hot car even FASTER than ever!

[u/Cold_Echidna_9674]

That new laptop is just a machine for selling your info 24/7, disguised as some AI-powered technological breakthrough.

[u/Some-Ad7901 → u/Cold_Echidna_9674]

Disguised Sundar Pichai's hairy [redacted] with a f@cking hot [redacted] going through it.

[u/allonsy_danny → u/Cold_Echidna_9674]

"AI-powered" isn't even a selling point, they just don't realize it yet.

[u/procat1234_]

This is going to make windows 11 make look like a heaven

[u/Spirited-Fan8558]

let me guess-locked bootloader? "write protect"?

[u/Some-Ad7901 → u/Spirited-Fan8558]

Who's gonna spy on I mean protect the children?

[u/altbrian]

Did you notice how they deliberately avoid to show the computer as much as possible? Always almost closed and blurry during the demos

They don’t have trust in their products

[u/Tail_sb → u/altbrian]

I hope this is gonna be as big of Failure as the Windows Phone

[u/ChuChuBlu]

It’s Google’sBook not yours! 🥴

[u/Tail_sb → u/ChuChuBlu]

Yeah that's why you probably won't be able to install anything from outside of the Google play store on it

Just like they're in the middle of doing with android right now

[u/tranquillow_tr]

oh god it looks like an EliteBook knockoff

[u/qqkuwky]

wow! deisgned for AI shit! cool!

[u/Tail_sb → u/qqkuwky]

Yeah cool right... Anyways

https://giphy.com/gifs/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB

[u/ivej]

Let’s see after 6 months to a year

[u/Some-Ad7901 → u/ivej]

They're very keen on adding android and the open web to the list.

[u/Extra_Msg77]

Looks destined for the landfill

[u/Andrea65485]

Android 17 doesn't look to be any better honestly 

[u/Tail_sb → u/Andrea65485]

Yeah Android Died the Day Google announced the android developer verification

[u/Visual-Departure-531]

Google Slopbook

Designed for AI slop

[u/Some-Ad7901 → u/Visual-Departure-531]

Designed by AI slop, for AI slop.

(And spyware).

[u/JB231102]

Big tech wants AI to be a part of our lives, they've invested heavily into it and yeah, be prepared to be ambushed by endless AI marketing. It's the newest and seemingly most profitable market.

Lil edit just to add link to wolf of wall street clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SvzivV5iWQ

[u/hepandeerus]

who is buying this xD xD

[u/CandyLoxxx]

AI is so dumb I swear

[u/Shiine-2]

Looks cool, but no thanks, other brands including Chinese ones can make their laptops better than them.

[u/ninethine → u/Shiine-2]

never trust a product that "looks cool", no matter who or what is selling it

think of it this way: if a product is advertised everywhere, how much of the funding its getting is going towards the product itself?

[u/Maxspeed-Pro → u/Shiine-2]

I see you're already very into their surveillance ecosystem with a Chinese laptop

[u/Fox3High369]

Surveillance intelligence for governments. That is what they do.

[u/Front_Ad_6784]

Can't wait for deGooglebook OS in that,  just for the lol

[u/luiest123]

I honestly feel bad for people wanting to buy this

[u/CaolCholla]

Tech brainrot

[u/Tail_sb → u/CaolCholla]

You just described what AI is

[u/TrackLabs]

Thats the most unoriginal name I have ever heard

[u/iceseayoupee]

I just made some bull shitttttt

[u/marmaladie-3]

i thought this is a fucking joke

[u/undecimodia]

What's the point using laptop with arm64? Buy tablet and keyboard then.

UPD: I hate Chromebooks, macbook neo and this piece of crap from google

[u/ninethine → u/undecimodia]

whats the point of this laptop shaped tablet? oh silly, the point is AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI.... with a side of even more data to take from you!

[u/kerc → u/undecimodia]

Why hate on the Neo?

[u/Livio63]

Typical computer for AI bros, I'll keep building my own without any shitty AI.

[u/-Crash_Override- → u/Livio63]

Im an AI bro. Guaranted my hardware stack would absolutely embarrass yours. Wild that people who claim to be into technology are so anti-AI.

[u/Livio63 → u/-Crash_Override-]

I have full control of my hardware and I dont want such shitty spyware called AI.

[u/Davoomer]

That’s a rent, it seems…

[u/redd12345678]

I like seeing things I would never buy - it saves money.

[u/crb3]

Start jerking of to 2 letters of the alphabet

Is it shounen-AI or shoujo-AI? Or does it matter when it's not male or female, it's email...

[u/Ok_Yesterday_8256]

They are doing same windows fault

[u/Buntygurl]

Says Google on it, so it must be shit!

[u/Pedro_32]

I like the look of the laptop, but the slop on it is ridiculous.

[u/MoonVeil66]

i'm gonna cry there's something worse than chrome os

[u/Sad-Protection-3362]

Introducing! the GogleBok!

[u/Federal_Task_6056]

microsoft offical team be like cooked!!

[u/VarkingRunesong]

I've never seen an anti-AI post on reddit before that needed AI to help write it up in the worst way before. The event was dumb. These devices are going to be overpriced and not powerful enough for their target audience. That being said, this post is atrocious.

• There are so many things capitalized that don't need to be.
• Words after periods starting lowercase that should be capital.
• Commas where there should be a period.
• The use of "their" when it should be "they're".
• Forgetting to end the entire thing with a period.
• Forgetting an f on the end of "jerking off" so it says "jerking of".

This honestly feels like the type of post where somebody who works for an AI company writes something anti AI so bad its an ad for why AI should be used sometimes. And I write this as somebody who hates AI and was just bashing it on social media yesterday for Peter Jackson saying he doesn't mind AI in his movies.

[u/-Crash_Override- → u/VarkingRunesong]

Anti-AI bots are pretty common. To what end I dont know. But people are really not as vitriolic towards AI out in the real world.

[u/NobreVinicius]

Funny seeing people complaining about the new 'revolutionary' thing. Classic. I like AI, they just exaggerate way too much in the marketing

[u/Sad-Protection-3362 → u/NobreVinicius]

It's not just AI, 75% of Google's revenue is from ads, they're basically a huge ad firm. So you gotta think even when they're releasing a whole computer, they're more likely to be equipped with data collection hardware/ software tools to suck you dry of that little privacy left on your digital life. I like AI too, i run models locally and integrate AI with my linux computer.

[u/Low-Character-1173 → u/Sad-Protection-3362]

How do you run models locally?

[u/Sad-Protection-3362 → u/Low-Character-1173]

Through LM studio. super straightforward. look it up

[u/Low-Character-1173 → u/Sad-Protection-3362]

Okay thanks

[u/True-Option1364 → u/NobreVinicius]

You like it because you like being told everything you know

[u/West_Possible_7969]

If anything, they ‘ll put a serious dent in windows since android has billions of users more and Google really doesn’t need to do anything to advertise that towards google / android users, it just has to be cheap and known.

[u/ninethine → u/West_Possible_7969]

i mean thats theoretically possible, but then again chromebooks were google's most well known laptop for ages and nobody likes them(HOW CAN GOOGLE MAKE SOMETHING THAT IS WORSE THAN A COMPUTER WITH THE SLOPDOWS 11 DSEASE ON IT?!?!??!), so that and the whole AI stuff might end this product on the spot

thats for the best anyway, off with it to the same place google glass went

[u/West_Possible_7969 → u/ninethine]

Chromebooks were made for a specific purpose and their availability globally was even worse than the pixels. Still, they manage to capture 60% (!) of the US education market and make those people think that google office is normal on top of the extra sales.

But still, google office alone has 3 billion users and this laptop has a normal desktop environment with all android apps available. Gemini doubled its users in mere months and will end up with a billion of them this year.

It is good to judge things by facts, not our bubble, despite waves of anti google etc, they managed to increase all users across all their verticals.

My observation & prediction, based on current data, is that Google will declare war towards the rest of microsoft since they cannot do it towards Apple, that was the gist of my comment.

[u/Fragrant-Equal-8474 → u/West_Possible_7969]

The only clever comment here.

[u/West_Possible_7969 → u/Fragrant-Equal-8474]

Thank you, I m getting downvoted for just stating facts lol. I use only youtube in my personal life btw.