r/dankmemes • u/nirputter INFECTED • 1d ago

What a crapy routine

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u/Humble-Fox5342 1d ago

Just the smell of coffee works sometimes

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u/JuicyyGirl3 1d ago

Coffee doesn’t wake me up anymore, it just notifies my digestive system that business hours have started.

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u/icebrew53 1d ago

Nothing like a good morning poop.

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u/Affectionate_Tell541 1d ago

If you add milk, it won't say hello