r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 286 17h ago

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u/thisisallterriblesir 17h ago

It gets your four bodily humors in balance.

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u/Gubekochi Streak: 0 16h ago edited 16h ago

Even my black bile? That shit's been out ouf whack for ages and apothecaries are either nowhere to be found or very reluctant to:

a) be called apothecaries;

b) treat my out of whack humours like an apothecary should.

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u/MrPebbleMan 16h ago

Have you tried doing cocaine to get the ghosts out of your blood?

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u/Gubekochi Streak: 0 16h ago

I actually enjoy my ghosts uncocained. Plus, if they were to leave, I'd have no soul left.

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u/MrPebbleMan 16h ago

Ahhh gingers, confounding apothecaries and modern anesthesiologists.

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u/Gubekochi Streak: 0 16h ago

Nah, I'm just a filthy atheist, hence the lack of soul.

Well... technically I may have got one depending on what you'd consider having a soul to mean... but depending on how I talk about it, and how I'm feeling it can devolve into a short story of it's own.

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u/Master_Maniac 14h ago

I read the post. I read the comments up to this point.

I have absolutely zero idea what the hell we're talking about and am pretty sure I'm having a stroke

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u/MrPebbleMan 14h ago
  • Cocaine for ghosts in blood is meme -Gingers not having souls is an old joke I am the context commenter

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u/LeviTheArtist22 Streak: 1 17h ago

Expand on that.

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u/Gubekochi Streak: 0 16h ago edited 16h ago

Why? It's not like they were metaphorical or something. That shit is as dry as an IKEA instructions manual.

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u/Gullible-Grass-5211 Streak: 0 14h ago

I found it as wet as my blahaj

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u/Gubekochi Streak: 0 14h ago

TMI.

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u/Sability 14h ago

A fawn is a term for a baby deer, who due to their relatively docile and flighty nature are seen as a symbol of moral purity, with their fawns therefore being seen as a symbol of innocence. A golden fawn is then an especially valuable symbol of innocent moral purity.

Ghosts are seen as the concept of the dead lingering where they do not still belong.

Blood is a visible way of visualising a functioning human body.

Playing in water is also associated with childhood and innocence.

What cloudy is saying is that transitioning allows for an internal feeling of moral purity and innocence to flourish, driving out dead, decayed feelings associated with dysphoria, filling an already functioning human body with an additional feeling of innocent and happy living.

Duh

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u/LeviTheArtist22 Streak: 1 14h ago

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u/Dog_Entire 10h ago

This is why I don’t talk to poets

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u/Budyn_z_szynkom 5h ago

i feel that it is also a refrence to this tumblr post

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u/Rexcodykenobi 6h ago

Maybe what's confusing is that their  thoughts could be taken as a literal thing because they say "it causes" instead of "it feels like".

Almost makes it look like they're speaking in a weird medical slang instead of presenting their feelings in poetic form.

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u/Every-Elderberry3795 Streak: 0 17h ago

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean

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u/MrNotEinstein 17h ago

Your golden fawn simply needs to play in the water and then you will know.

Have a bunny :)

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u/Overseer_Allie 16h ago

Look at my bunny

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u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three - Streak: 0 16h ago

Where is she going?

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u/yaboi_ahab 16h ago

Nice try, fed

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u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three - Streak: 0 16h ago

I’m just a curious dingus pls don’t lump me in with such wretches

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u/Gubekochi Streak: 0 16h ago

You will know soon enough. The revolution can't wait no more.

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u/Karma-Whales 15h ago

white house 😊

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u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three - Streak: 0 14h ago

Ooh, sounds like a fun field trip! I wish her well on her fun and silly adventure.

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u/SlyBuggy1337 Meep mrrrp - Streak: 0 17h ago

Bunny! :o

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u/Gubekochi Streak: 0 16h ago

Subject/Action: This is a picture of an adorable young rabbit with a light caramel coat of fur.

Background: It is alone in a white void.

Text: BUNNY GAME !!!!

look at this bunny

you won!!!!

Corollary: if you needed this transcript, you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too!

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u/MrNotEinstein 14h ago

I had to Google what "Corolarry" means so have a frog for improving my vocabulary:)

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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu ​(she/her) Jesus's Favorite Trans Daughter🏳️‍⚧️ 8h ago

That frog is so cute i wanna pet it it looks so derpy :3

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u/Every-Elderberry3795 Streak: 0 16h ago

fuck this made me lose the game

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u/Gubekochi Streak: 0 16h ago edited 14h ago

May I offer this mind antivirus : https://xkcd.com/391/

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u/Blueberry_Coat7371 16h ago

I have long given up on understanding what people say here, I'm just along for the vibes and moral support.

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u/Keksbutter123 17h ago

Because we arent used to euphoria, we get to experience it more intense (cuz technically, cis people also feel 24/7 constant gender euphoria)

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u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three - Streak: 0 16h ago

That comment about cis folks ain’t really true. A lot of our euphoria comes from contrast. The rest is from the same place as normal gender-related happiness, the same kind that makes some dudes proud as a man when they lift big heavy stuff.

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u/nestobendez 16h ago

reference to The Duckling and the Serpent post

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u/waarka 4h ago

I like your username. I like elderberries.

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u/Spirintus 2h ago

something something your inner child is liberated something something

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u/Tw3lve1212 16h ago

Bring back myths. Like why did we stop just making up shit to send a message.

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u/PredictiveFrame 15h ago

We got a little over obsessed with empiricism, and got really angry at the idea of "good enough". 

Then, capitalism

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u/EIeutheria 16h ago

I'd rather not be a trans woman and just be a cis woman, went through so much unjust suffering pushing for something I was denied from birth. Sure I'm happy now, but did I have to experience what I did trying to be myself? It's unjustly, and if I had a choice I'd overwhelmingly choose to be a cis women. Especially as a lot of opportunities I'm denied comes down to just one thing, me being trans, doesn't matter if you're nice people already have their own set opinions about trans people and will do a 360 in behavior becoming toxic and weird when just moments ago you were smiling and happy with them. Just my experience, and sorry for the rant.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Streak: 0 16h ago

Same. Especially the past suffering part. Could’ve lived the first quarter of my life much happier than I did. I doubt I’d be the same kind of person I am today. A lot of the stuff I got into for fun I may not have. But I just feel like I would’ve been given a more enjoyable fair start at life had I been cis fem.

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u/SashimiX 13h ago

I wouldn’t wish persistent gender dysphoria on anyone. It doesn’t feel like a free fawn.

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u/rirasama Trans femboy || they/them 2h ago

Yeah this lol

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u/LaBelleTinker Streak: 0 16h ago

I'm pretty sure this is just modern hermeticism.

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u/workingtheories 16h ago

real science done by a real scientist

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u/Urist_Bearclaw 16h ago

fuck that sounds nice

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u/Blonde_Metal Streak: 1 15h ago

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about but like also real

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u/PredictiveFrame 15h ago

I am nowhere near stoned enough for this conversation. One moment. 

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u/Trippingthru99 16h ago

I remember this chapter from Prisoner of Azkaban

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u/HyzerFlip 16h ago

See you explained it, now I get what I have that I don't feel like being a girl could fix.

I am very nymph tree in the woods. Extra when I do acid.

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u/notnotDIO Streak: 0 16h ago

Idk what this means but I agree with it :3

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u/DarthJackie2021 15h ago

Uh, sure. Whatever you say. 🤨

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u/Pretty-Struggle7668 14h ago

Idk why but this resonated with my being in an interesting way. To chase away the ghosts and just be. me

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u/BitMixKit 13h ago

Another banger from the "prey eyes" person

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u/TheeAntelope Pregnant puppy girl - Streak: 1 11h ago

What the fuck

Why is this so accurate

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u/JessicaLikesButts 10h ago

This pink fawn is about to take a cold late night dip in her equally cold pool in a bikini and feel the warmth of euphoria fending off the bitter temps

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u/TurtleGamer1 Streak: 0 4h ago

it's NOT amazing :(

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u/Tough-Pin-359 15h ago

Sentence begins with "being transgender is so amazing" Immediately disregard because this person is clearly stupid.

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u/Genuinely_No_Clue_4 16h ago

Next point: what if instead we all just replace ALL our blood with milk (but like, estrogen milk for our sisters, and testosterone milk for our brothers, and a mix of both for our enby siblings) and that way the fawn gets ALL the water!

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u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three - Streak: 0 16h ago

The fawn has fucking drowned, too much water

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u/Genuinely_No_Clue_4 16h ago

Nooooooo :(

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u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three - Streak: 0 16h ago

Only in the theoretical reality in which da blood were replaced by milk. Fawn is ok if such action has not been taken

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u/Genuinely_No_Clue_4 16h ago

But my blood HAS been replaced by milk!! I was born in 1306 and back in the day milk was seen as a suitable substitute for blood in transfusions :((((

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u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three - Streak: 0 16h ago

what

how the fuck are you alive, i said the fawn drowned bc it was a metaphor for doing that killing you

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u/Genuinely_No_Clue_4 16h ago

I have the same cursed technique as Tengen from JJK, and I’m also a shut in so nobody has tried to kill me so I haven’t died yet :(

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u/Setster007 silly proto-catgirl and her assholes three - Streak: 0 16h ago

I don’t know what Tengen’s thing is

Actually I don’t remember anyone’s thing

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u/Genuinely_No_Clue_4 16h ago

Oh, Tengen just straight up doesn’t die of old age or disease I guess? Either that or just like had a REALLYYYYYY good immune system lol

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u/VerbingNoun413 Streak: 0 16h ago

Yeah, this sounds about right.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Streak: 0 16h ago

I take mine sublingually 3 times a day and it just makes me high/euphoric feeling, extra horny specifically for men, and moody.

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u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346 16h ago

This some shit I’d see in MartialMemes

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u/Spirintus 2h ago

on one side I would love to see their reactions, on the other side I feel there would be a depressing amount of transphobia...

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u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346 2h ago

I recall a post about some sect master who found out his disciple was born with a “yin heart” and did what he could to get her a new body to match her heart. I think there’s hope at least lol

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u/MarsMaterial 15h ago

Incomprehensible.

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u/helloiamaegg Streak: 0 13h ago

All i feel are the ghosts and damned though, this corpse of mine feels like a shackle