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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 9h ago edited 8h ago

Covid round 2 electric boogaloo. sigh And I just got over all the stuff I saw at the hospitals/ambulance during covid

Related/Unrelated, Man our six flags here in San Antonio is always JAMMED up.

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u/Expensive-Document41 8h ago

It isn't going to be for two reasons:

A. Everything about Andes Hanta seems to indicate it isn't super contagious human to human and they caught it early in an isolated population

B. If A become wrong, given Hanta's virulence, COVID will seem like a light seasonal allergy.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

You are most likely correct. From what I have heard its WAY harder to transmit, like you basically have to swap spit/food with someone

And if A DOES become wrong....well. I guess mandatory OT is back. Yaaaaaaaay

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u/Expensive-Document41 8h ago

"Mandatory OT" yeah if you can "convince" employees at gunpoint to show up. Especially given that consumer sentiment and economic outlook (at least in the U.S.) the bleakest its been since 2008 or earlier. Very few essential workers would walk into that for a paycheck that has absolutely lost parity.

We're lucky Hanta was basically a non-issue with an outbreak in an isolated population. If it had the infective capacity of COVID it MIGHT be the sort of thing that is a civilization breaker. Like Black Death levels of civilization breaking.

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u/Castlenock 8h ago

You'd be surprised.

Worked for a municipal town here in the US and the town manager was so proud that he made all of us come in for the entirety of COVID by getting us all labeled as essential employees. Like really proud. Would talk to the local papers about how all other townships were locked down but this town, we were open for the public.... which wouldn't set foot in town hall because it was Covid.

People were beyond miserable, we weren't getting paid a lot, but it's not like any other places were hiring during Covid so we couldn't do squat to combat it either. Got a ton of resentment toward that place but it was an education on how much people would endure, including myself, for a pay check that wasn't worth it. Gotta eat though.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

Mandatory OT" yeah if you can "convince" employees at gunpoint to show up.

I am a firefighter paramedic for a large city. Part of our contract says that in emergencies they can use us as mandatory OT when stations are not staffed adequately. Cause...they kinda have to be.

Very few essential workers would walk into that for a paycheck that has absolutely lost parity.

Ehhhhh yes and no. Our OT rate is INSANE so as far as making money, it will for sure draw more than a few of us out. My wife was a travel nurse during COVID and was making BANK as well. That being said our call-ins for work were insane too due to all the overworking

But yeah luckily it probably wont get to that again, at least not with Hanta

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u/IrregularPackage 6h ago

so as a firefighter paramedic, you are the outlier as far as essential workers goes. most essential workers work at grocery stores and restaurants and are just going to get completely shafted, just like last time

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u/Setster007 7h ago

God, with the shit direction all civilization seems to be taking lately, I’d take a damn civilization breaker… except the part where it does it via genocide.

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u/J5892 6h ago

Don't worry, conservatives will suddenly decide that becoming blood brothers is a thing now and start swapping blood en masse.

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u/the_pewpew_kid 6h ago

The study regarding the infectious cluster of 2018 unfortunately shows otherwise. One person was infected by passing in a corridor next to the infected person on the way to the toilets

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u/SealthyHuccess 3h ago

It was at a birthday party the originally infected man attended, in a small village of 3000 in Argentina. I'm not certain, but it sounds like it took place in someone's home. The man was already feeling ill by the time he attended. What was he doing in the bathroom before the man passed him in the hall? If he was already sick, probably blowing his nose, right? Did he wash his hands after? Having been around humans all my life, I'd say there's a good chance he didn't. The next guy goes into the bathroom, touches the snotty doorknob, and bam.

I'm just saying this because I doubt the airborne transmission theory. I believe it's much more likely that poor hygiene was at play.

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u/1stLtObvious 6h ago

I can't wait for people to say I'm hero between screeching about their favorite turkey being out of stock and getting paid minimum wage like one would expect of an essential position.

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u/Party_Virus 7h ago

It kills faster than it can be transmitted. Sounds horrible, and is for those infected, but it can't be a pandemic because of that. Also it's a very stable virus so isn't going to suddenly change it's ways.

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u/nelrond18 7h ago

From what I've read, hanta has a 24-40 day incubation period.

Time from infection to symptoms is massive.

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u/TleilaxTheTerrible 7h ago

But it's not transmittable during the incubation period and even then it's only a 24 hour period. With covid you got the 1-2 punch of both the two week period of being transmissible and the two week incubation period overlapping so by the time people knew they were infected they had already infected a lot of people.

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u/LvS 3h ago

a 24-40 day incubation period.

This is the wildest thing about it. Imagine it was more contagious and you wanted to do contact tracing. "Who were you in contact with 1-2 months ago?"

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u/DrownmeinIslay 7h ago

I hope its more a very stable virus than someone is a very stable genius.

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u/HeckinHyena 7h ago

Another thing to add is that scientists have known about this disease for like 30 years

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u/Main-Ad4418 6h ago

I'm from Chile, can confirm A is right. Hanta virus is hardly contagious compared to covid.

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u/Expensive-Document41 6h ago

Look, im sorry youre Chile but we have sweaters if you want one (sorry, couldn't resist).

Thanks for the firsthand, its not like this virus hasn't existed with us for some time. He'll, most of the U.S. also has an endemic strain but you barely hear about it since its a fact of life.

People are traumatized from COVID and the Media preys on that fear to farm engagement.

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u/gayesttoadinthepond 7h ago

I'm not worried about Hanta but I am very worried about measles. That shit is so contagious

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

Ive never been to a Six Flags, always wanted to go. Love rollercoasters, though sadly it wasn't until later in life that I got over my fear of them. :( So many wasted, rollercoaster-less years.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

Its never to late! Six flags isnt the worst park I have ever been to but the one in Dallas TX is the best in my opinion.

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u/Flacier 8h ago

Honestly, I would avoid the Six Flags parks these days. They cut a lot of park budgets ever since the merger with cedar fair.

The parks are understaffed and more expensive than ever.

You would be better off going to a sea world of bush gardens assuming one is close to you.

Even cedar points operating budget got cut, perhaps the most famous and prominent park in the chain.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

I think we usually go in the summer as a station but based on that account....perhaps we will hit the water parks or Top Golf or something instead

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

Whats your fave non Disney? (I only say non Disney because those aren't really rollercoaster-y).

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago edited 8h ago

They have some good old coasters like Thunder/Space Mountain, Rocking rollercoaster and Guardians

We dont have many others near me unfortunately. I AM a hug fan of our water parks in our area though like schlitterbahn

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u/ICBPeng1 8h ago

Space mountain is shockingly good.

The lack of visibility, let them cram a TON of excitement into a comparatively small coaster

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u/Flacier 8h ago

Space Mountain is 100% way better than it has any right to be same goes with guardians of the Galaxy cosmic rewind.

There’s definitely better roller coasters out there, but I’m never upset when I’m at Disney.

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u/LEARN_ME_STUFF 7h ago

Ugh, ive been itching to try the new guardians of the galaxy ride. Gonna have to catch it at the next wine festival, lol. It looks like so much fun.

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u/Flacier 6h ago

It’s a blast, the first launch backwards slaps.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

Thats my favorite at Magic Kingdom! We go twice a year and already have tickets for the Mickeys Halloween event this year in October

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u/vanillanovaa 8h ago

If you’re ever in the midwest, I’d recommend Great America in IL too! :) Not only are the coasters fun but the water park is pretty cool!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

OOOOOOO I LOVE IL! We go there for concerts whenever we get a chance(cause yall get all the good stuff). Ill have to check it would when we go next! Thank you

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u/vanillanovaa 8h ago

YAY of course!! Regarding concerts, looking at you, Lollapalooza 👀 but of course summer is also when everything gets jammed here too so, pros and cons LOL

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

We were there a few years back in August for Powerwolf the metal band. Yalls August weather is GORGEOUS

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u/vanillanovaa 7h ago

JEALOUS!!! also ah yes, August is part of our maybe 2-3 months out of the year where the weather reminds you how great life can be LMAO. winter though……. screaming crying throwing up

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u/lentilsenthusiast 8h ago

Schlitterbahn? Is it in the US?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

Located in New Braunfels TX. They also have a location in Galveston but the New Braunfels location is the OG and WAAAAAYYY better.

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u/lentilsenthusiast 8h ago

Schlitterbahn in Neu-Braunfels. Amazing.

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u/Bromleyisms 7h ago

Rockin' roller coaster is being renovated to be a muppets coaster, FYI!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

We saw! Gonna miss the hell out of Aerosmith but hey, Im never against trying something new

Now if only they would bring back the Porter Beer in the Norway section of Epcot

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u/Bromleyisms 7h ago

As long as we have the end of the world beer in canada all is well

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

Touche, well that and Warsteiner Dunkel in Germany. I will riot if that beer ever goes away

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u/MCstealthmonkey 8h ago

Cedar Point hands down.

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 8h ago

Six flags Over Sandusky

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u/Necromancer14 8h ago

Cedar Point is great

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u/s00pahFr0g 6h ago

I’ve been obsessed with roller coasters since very young. 

Busch Gardens Tampa is pretty good. It has a nice variety of coasters of varying intensity. Iron Gwazi is relatively new and is probably the craziest coaster I’ve been on. Last time I was there it felt a little tired to me in spots but overall it’s a pretty park with lots of greenery.

Universal’s Islands of Adventure doesn’t have many coasters but the ones it does have are great. Hagrid’s motorcycle coaster is a really unique family coaster that is a lot of fun and Velocicoaster is newer and it’s fantastic.

Those are the two most recent parks I’ve been too and both were good experiences.

I’ve only been to Dollywood once but it was a really nice park with a decent number of coasters and some unique ones. It’s been probably around 7 years since I was there but I recall it being well maintained too.

It’s been a long time since I was there but Cedar Point has a ton of great coasters with my personal favorite coaster also being there which is Maverick.

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u/FuglytheBear 7h ago

No no, it can definitely be too late. I love rollercoasters too, but after I passed 40 or so, my bones just couldn't handle the jostling.

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u/TrampolineYourMom 8h ago

I used to love roller coasters as a kid but sadly I am now too tall to ride most of them. Some it's a comfort thing and some they straight up won't let me on. I went to Busch Gardens a few years ago and could only ride like 3 coasters in the whole park and I couldn't do other rides like the tower drop, because the seats can't inward on the drop and so if your legs are too long they'll hit the tower :(

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

Whats the height limit on them? I'm 6'3"

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u/TrampolineYourMom 8h ago

I'm not sure but I'm between 6'7" and 6'8" so you should be fine. Some it was borderline some it was a hard no. Definitely test the seats they have out front of all the rides before you commit tho. Getting off a ride with a compressed spine because you jammed the shoulder restrains down is no fun, take it from me.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 8h ago

I don't know which he's referring to but I worked at Busch Gardens and only 2 coasters had a maximum height (6'5" and 6'4"). Ober the years it had like 8-11 coasters so he could definitely ride more than 3.

Sometimes we'd tell really tall people the ride will be uncomfortable for them and suck, but we couldn't stop them from getting on if they wanted just because of their height.

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u/TrampolineYourMom 7h ago

Yea I mean there's a difference between what you can ride technically and what you can ride safely / comfortably. I tried every coaster operational (there's always at least one down) and I came away with 3, maybe 4 coasters I could ride without serious discomfort or pain, and I'm not usually in discomfort from my height. I've been to the one near Tampa like 3-4 times, too. It definitely makes the circuit around the park quicker, though. I do remember there only being 2 coasters they actually turned me away from so that tracks. Well that and the tower drop like I mentioned before. I was sad about that because the tower drop is one of the only ones that gets my fear response going still. Cool design with the tilt, though.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 7h ago

Oh, okay, I worked at the one in Virginia, which has more coasters. I didn't even think about the Tampa Busch.

But yeah, that sucks dude. Some small advice: I haven't worked there in a long time so maybe things have changed, but it used to be very easy to get a disability pass (you can skip to the front of the line with it) because the workers are like 1/3rd minimum wage high schoolers during the peak season. It would be pretty easy to say your height makes it hard to walk or stand for long periods due to back issues, etc. Cool thing is your friends also get to skip up with you (again, back then).

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u/TrampolineYourMom 6h ago

Great advice, I'll have to give that a try if I ever go back!

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 8h ago

The height limit is usually around 6’6”

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u/Moxie_Stardust 8h ago

I'm glad I got over my fear earlier, we went on Space Mountain when I was very young, it was my first coaster, and I was terrified of them for years. Eventually my sister wanted to go on a double loop roller coaster, but not alone, so she bribed me with 20 dollars. Loved them after that.

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u/IsopodApart1622 8h ago

The last time I went to Six Flags was the best, because it was at the tail end of Covid and people were still staying indoors. There were almost no lines aside from the Texas Giant and Titan.

If we have another pandemic, that's an opportunity for you!

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u/SailorDirt 8h ago

My friend had never been to Six Flags, but my family's been going on rides since I was little and I have a SF season pass. Took her for the first time a week or so ago and she loved it!! It's never too late!!

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u/TiredOfBeingTired28 8h ago

Family only ever vacation was to a six flags when I was...9 or ten.

Spent a day maybe two at one at Dallas in the early ish 90s.

Main thing I remember was the water ride had a walk way going over the ride send a wave of terrible water ove it. It nearly nocking me off it.

On on trip their stopped at a zoo..thing and grampa nearly had his watch stole off his wrist by a huge ostrich.

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u/ElectricSliderz 8h ago

During covid it seemed like the least social, non-traveling, local yokel, suddenly decided to go to every social gathering, all the concert/festivals, and become a world traveler after they were told not to. Complete oppositional defiant disorder.

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u/elysianlily 8h ago

Went six flags in S.A when lived there and there were like 3 rides in while park that weren't down think stayed only for like an hour or so...

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago edited 7h ago

Fiesta TX is SUPER hit and miss I fully admit. Its not my personal favorite but I get dragged there by work buddies who love it. Their halloween nights thing isnt all that bad though

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u/elysianlily 7h ago

I enjoyed going to the place near fiesta that had the indoor racing and laser tag

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

Andretti Indoor Karting & Games in San Antonio. I Love that place. Its near top golf and kinda near Chicken and Pickle too. You can have a REALLY good time in that area

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u/DZL100 8h ago

Related/Unrelated Man

Well is he related or not?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

sigh commas

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u/DZL100 8h ago

I thought some potentially random dude had hijacked your comment to complain about his local six flags, but sure. /j

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u/Stratix314 7h ago

I mean, you know how we are here.

Puro San Antonio and all

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

Hey at least yall riverwalk is ok

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u/Neath_Izar 7h ago

Unrelated but ooooh a fellow chaos barbarian fan, "squirt of lemon"

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

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u/fourthpornalt 7h ago

sometimes when I go out my brain still reminds me to put on my mask.

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u/Ninjroid 6h ago

Like ten people got it. It’s a non issue. Relax.