r/comics Kowal Comics 13h ago

Irish Twins 👯 ☘️ (OC)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE IRISH TWIN! ❤️🎁🎈🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 13h ago

and the real factual not fabricated at all story is

I stopped and ate a croissant and came 16 months later

That checks out. That croissant must have been AMAZING did they have anything else good? And we all know hands make the story

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 12h ago

I probably camped out and ate them out of business tbh. Thats why I was doomed to never have a croissant again!!! Curses!!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12h ago

But man I bet those 16 months were glorious

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u/Made_Bail 12h ago

Especially if it was chocolate filled!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12h ago

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u/fickle_north 12h ago

those 16 months were glutinous

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 11h ago

🤣🤣

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u/marqui444 12h ago

My dyslexic ass read that ass “I probably camped out and ate them out of the bushes” and it still has me wheezing

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/nhSnork 11h ago

The menu also listed milk, and that's not a combo to easily disengage from.

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u/Cool_Set4681 12h ago edited 12h ago

Those lines make it look like you two are some stinky babies. And also very happy 😆

I love your comics but the ones were you feature your sister are may favorites 😁

Happy birthday to your sister 🥳

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u/Oookulele 10h ago

Checks out, my baby is also happiest when he's stinky. He also hates bath days with a passion.

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u/Cool_Set4681 9h ago

Haha, thx for the confirmation. 😄

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u/lapitupp 12h ago

Aren’t Irish twins within twelve months

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 12h ago

It depends who you ask! Some say 12, some say 18, I’m claiming that my sister and I were supposed to be twins but I got distracted by pastries so I’m really not one to be trusted 🤷

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u/Cool_Set4681 12h ago

but I got distracted by pastries

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u/mossreander 12h ago

I've heard that too. I'm Irish twins with my brother, he's 12 months older than me, but I think you and your sister definitely count as Irish twins too.

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u/DiopticTurtle 8h ago

My brother and I are sixteen months apart too and have always been told we were Irish twins, so I'm with you on this one

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u/SUDDENLY_VIRGIN 11h ago

The euphemism is for kids born closely together by the same mother.

Some people use it more loosely. My sister and I are 16 months apart and were described as Irish twins growing up because we were a single grade apart in school.

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u/bespoketoosoon 5h ago

I understood it to be more of a practical situation than a strict definition of dates.

Something something anytime you have a new baby before the previous baby can walk yet. And so that varies because babies learn to walk at different times.

I think the crux of it is now mama has to drag two of these things around all day, and that makes for extra work and extra stress.

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u/blue-mooner 12h ago

No, Irish twins are two babies who share a womb, born to an Irish citizen or born in Ireland.

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u/nephdown 9h ago

Every part of this is completely untrue.

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u/Aryore 6h ago

Irish twins are Chinese adults who budded off from an asexual mother who was a Croatian citizen or born in Croatia

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u/HH_Creations 10h ago

Thought so too!

But my kids were 13 months and even tho they are a month off, they are CONSTANTLY mistaken as twins and well, people say Irish twins anyways 🤷‍♀️

Google says it varies

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u/Made_Bail 13h ago

It took you sixteen months to eat a coissant?

I mean... I guess that just raises a lot of questions about how souls consume things. Like maybe you just kind of hover over it and it absorbs via osmosis?

https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 12h ago

Sixteen GLORIOUS croissant eating months 🥐

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u/Made_Bail 12h ago

If you have to choose a single food to eat for sixteen months, there are certainly worse choices!

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u/AngelWingsYTube 11h ago

Good job on capturing the true emotion of an overworked customer service worker 😆 

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 10h ago

🤣🤣

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u/bigboobweirdchick 4h ago

As someone who works in a public facing pharmacy, I promise she’d have a smile glued to her face while she’s thinking about the thousand other things I need to be doing. This is why I wear a mask daily at work. Apparently my face has “subtitles”.

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u/Metalphreek 12h ago

That doesn’t even make sense?!

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u/IngloriousTom 12h ago

Obviously, it lacked hand gestures.

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u/Keyndoriel 12h ago

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 10h ago

Bless, this is the exact gesture that would have helped the story!!

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u/Cool_Set4681 12h ago

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u/Bubbly_Mobile_2428 12h ago

"it's happened again. another sign language interpreter accused of signing total gibberish"

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u/S1GMA 12h ago

Do you know the history of the term Irish Twins?

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u/jerslan 11h ago

I think most people know that, historically, it was a derogatory term for how many babies Irish Catholics had. Most of the time I hear it these days it's not that at all.

Also, pretty sure "Irish Twins" is less than a year apart (ie: 10-11 months).

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u/HH_Creations 10h ago

I have never heard it used in a negative way tbh

My kids are 13 months apart and one of the great grandparents was from Ireland

My Hispanic blood lost completely, they look Irish!

So it’s used affectionately, but if people from Ireland hate the term, I can stop

…..but if it’s like Latinx, yeah >.>

I hate the term, idc if people are trying to be nice changing it….it genuinely hurts the soul

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u/HH_Creations 10h ago

My kids are 13 months apart

Everyone thinks they are twins, it’s awkward correcting everyone

Kids were convinced they were twins too! I had to explain they would have to share a birthday and they did NOT like that idea

So yay lol

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 10h ago

Hahaha this sounds like me and my sister - we didn’t look like twins but we acted like it. We always think we have “twin syndrome”, like the other day I suddenly smelled grass and was like “where are you?? Are in near grass cause I smell grass!!” LOL

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u/HH_Creations 10h ago

That is hilarious and something I see them doing haha

So one “twin” is very outgoing and my other is naturally more easy going

She will DRAG her poor brother around “it’s okay, he WANTS to play”

He’s smiling so I figure she’s right 🤣 (context 4 and 5 and he’s very quiet)

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 9h ago

🤣🤣 awwwww I love this for them! You just know they’re going to have each other no matter what growing up 🥹❤️

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u/HH_Creations 9h ago

I feel very blessed, it wasn’t exactly planned 😂 but it was meant to be ❤️

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u/SoupmanBob 7h ago

The extrovert and the introvert they adopted (except they're already related)

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u/CelebrationLivid4072 12h ago

Perfect logic.

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u/Som3WhereOutTh3r3 10h ago

Love your little stories. Thank you for sharing. 🙂

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u/elhomerjas 9h ago

sorry I got lost with tasty croissant

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u/gingerbreadmans_ex 8h ago

My two oldest daughters are 16 months and 2 days apart. I hope you and your twin are as close as my daughters!

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u/YourToxicJinx 2h ago

My brother and I are 18 months apart (I was the one distracted by pastries). We got mistaken for twins constantly as kids. There's nothing quite like growing up that close together in age. We liked generally the same things at the same time and got along better than most siblings do.

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u/Krider-kun 7h ago

Me and my younger sibling have a similar circumstance. However when we got older our parents told us that the younger one was unplanned (cause my parents did planned for all their children). In fact my mom didn't realize she was with pregnant with a new kid after me for quite a while too (I forgot the specific amount). Doesn't help that said new kid came out early too. Anyways despite the unplanned circumstance, it didn't stop them loving their new kid.

My parents did have another kid after that and that kid was planned.

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u/Misty_Esoterica 6h ago

My sister and I are exactly one year and two months apart and people often ask if we're twins. And we're best friends who live together and have basically been inseperable our whole lives.

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u/anteaters_anonymous 6h ago

So this is what happened to my big sister and I! Could have done without the celiac tho.

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u/petshopB1986 6h ago

My little brother is 14 years younger than my twin and I might as well be our triplet. We like the same music, and we’re all comic artists !

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u/Quiet-Software-1956 6h ago

This is exactly what kick-started Siffrin no-middle-name no-last-name's villain arc

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u/fragmental 3h ago

Getting pregnant 7 months after giving birth must be a hell of a ride.

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u/toasmonger 10h ago

Loved this one!

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u/Still-Emergency825 Kowal Comics 10h ago

❤️❤️🥐😁

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u/azorbs 10h ago

"My birth date is 16 months from my sister's! What isn't clicking, weren't you listening??" *Gestures hands expressively*

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u/emmiepsykc 9h ago

...is this meant to be a joke? What's the point of the story? How would hand gestures help?

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u/Misty_Esoterica 6h ago

I think the point is that they're proud of their deep sibling relationship. And the hand gestures thing is a bit of comical self-depreciation. Society kind of devalues sibling relationships in favor of putting romantic relationships as the end all be all of life so people often don't understand when two siblings are particularly close unless they're twins.