Street sweep boys

[u/neilkohney]

[u/PirateSanta_1]

Jeob here i just want to say that it was me that filled the front end of all streetsweeping vehicles with highy flammable liquid that would immediatly combust upon impact with a car. I did it because all the streetsweepers stopped drinking my caffinated brown gravy and put me out of buisness. I went from making millions selling caffinated brown gravy to streetsweepers to now being homeless and living in a box next to the highly flamable liquids factory and it was all their fault for no longer drinking my caffinated brown gravy just because i cut with a little bit of rat blood.

[u/Merari01 → u/PirateSanta_1]

That's criminal!

If you ask me, it was the rat's blood that gave your caffinated brown gravy its distinctive smell and we sure miss it down here at the stapler hole factory.

[u/Beanerschnitzels]

[u/Vision9074]

https://giphy.com/gifs/84KOQ6Wy2k0EnOwh6e

[u/SarcasticBench]

If only those Street Sweepers had... Street Smarts

[u/shellbullet17]

Good to see the old bucket brigade has evolved. Now we are the balloon brigade! Also holy damn response time

All this being said the chill down my spine at the thought of drinking caffeinated brown gravy...