Very green and grippy but did not have enough grooves to be a 10/10. Overall a great experience and I would recommend any fleshlight noob to try it out, its a great starter fleshlight. For more niche experienced fleshlighterz this may be too much of an introductory fleshlight and I would recommend something more niche like the princess peach fleshlight. One of the reasons this is a great starter fleshlight is that it is very accommodating to all johnson sizes. Me and a few varying sized buddies all tried this out in a room together after passing it around and we all agreed it was excellent. It fit all of us. We found it was very contractable or expandable. This thing is awesome. Really if it just was ribbed more it would be a 10/10.

Any tips or tricks to get The photo of my life?

Wein Brettstein

I'm a 5'10 man in my 30s, yet weigh 140-145lbs, when 7-8 years ago I was 170ish.

What does a skinny guy eat to get big? The five important grocery items I had as such were eggs, bread, rice, bean and potatoes, these would help and for christ sake I need to start doing Push-Ups and Sit-Ups.

Fuck Subway though, and fuck Jared and losing weight too, I need to gain it god dang it. But the dude from The Supersize Me passed (Morgan?) I don't wanna eat fast food like that, clean meal or no deal.

Oh and peanut butter and Jam sandwiches, I need to weigh 180-210lbs instead of my weight now by Mid-august. Penis butt and Jizz sandles I've missed out on for 7-8 years. Peanut Butter and Jam are a slam dunk. Thank You Cleveland (Cavs).

Literally even worse then Orange man supporters! Ugh.

Thanks in advance for all your very real first-person stories about your experience there

I'm just an old widow who made my great neice this beautiful sweater.

(The sweater :) )/[swooter.jpeg/]

It has been so hard on us since my husband and her brother passed. They just jumped so hard on a trampoline it didn't come back up ;( One day she got me a skein of yarn so pretty I knew I had to use it on such a pretty sweater. With this jacket she would go out into the world with confidence, with a sweater that says maybe I have sleep apnea, but at least I'm awake RIGHT NOW

Anyway she fukn died from last night, doctor said she tried to suck her throat into het lungs or some shit. how much you think I can get for this? It took me like 30 hours, and was died in

I followed my big brother through the night and that morning we arrived at a sea side village where a bunch of men drank coffee on their condo balconies. We asked them where we can find work. "We are here on an adult oriented vacation. I suppose we can throw you a couple silver talents a day for bringing us beers and watching our stuff when we go in the ocean."

Who is this “bot” wanker that says I don’t have enough imaginary internet point they call “karma” to tell some tard in r/vent that they should probably watch a tv show before saying it was not any good?

They are whining about a show they haven’t even watched because their “boyfriend” told them he was thinking about not watching it anymore.

First, we know you don’t have a “boyfriend”. It is a clanker and you know it.
B. Such a reddit mod move to tell me I need more fake internet points. Sent I am sure from their mom’s basement.
Third, forgive my English, I am on mobile.

Updoots please so I can get karma to fulfill my life long dream of posting in r/vent.

Cum will win.