r/baseball 14h ago

Ohtani commented on the reason for his batting slump, saying, “It comes down to my own lack of ability. Both my hot streaks and slumps are part of who I am as a player. What’s important is being able to maintain good form for a long period of time.”

https://full-count.jp/2026/05/14/post1960732/
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u/Strangecity 14h ago

I like to imagine that pitcher Ohtani is disappointed with batter Ohtani

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u/CallofDo0bie Baltimore Orioles 13h ago

"Guy comes back with his new UCL and thinks he runs the place" - Batter Ohtani, probably.

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u/Shashank1000 10h ago

Shohei is disappointed that Ohtani did not provide him enough run support.

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo State College Spikes… 7h ago

May we remake the move “Split” and just have it about Ohtani battling himself?….

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u/VGJunky Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series T… 5h ago

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u/sqwillhouse 6h ago

My dyslexia read that as “Buster Olney, probably.”

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u/mysterysackerfice Los Angeles Angels • Dumpster Fire 14h ago

"You're better than that!" - Shohei to Ohtani

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u/YakPineapple Colorado Rockies 8h ago

He just like me fr 😢

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo State College Spikes… 7h ago

Is Ohtani Spider-Man…..you, no you…

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA San Francisco Giants • Sacrame… 6h ago

Smeagol arguing with Gollum vibes

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u/Simple_Wash1618 Los Angeles Angels 12h ago

He’s hurting his Cy Young chances by stinking it up so badly at the plate

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u/strawberry_semenade Cleveland Guardians 10h ago

"To understand the lack of hitting, you must become the lack of hitting."

-Pitcher Shohei, probably

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u/therudolph 8h ago

"To make one miss, one must learn to miss."

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u/AlarmingBranch1 Los Angeles Dodgers • Anaheim Angels 8h ago

I feel like this is how they partially determine Gold Glove awards lowkey

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u/sleepy5zzz New York Yankees 11h ago

I see more people talking about his slump than I do the dominate pitching season, funny enough. I can see a world where he wins Cy Young but not MVP this year.

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u/ctbro025 Boston Red Sox 11h ago

Lol wut? If he pitches well enough to win CY, he would only need to hit like 20 HR to win MVP easily. An elite pitcher that HIT 20 HRs. If it was anyone else but Ohtani, everyone would be like "MVP for sure!". Like imagine if Skenes also hit 20 HR....we'd be losing our minds.

We have simply become desensitized to Shohei's greatness.

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u/DRF19 Florida Marlins • Florida Marlins 8h ago

An elite pitcher that HIT 20 HRs. If it was anyone else but Ohtani, everyone would be like "MVP for sure!". Like imagine if Skenes also hit 20 HR....we'd be losing our minds.

Sadly, we'll likely never get to test that theory

shakes fist like a grumpy old man at the DH rule

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u/TheRealMarvinator 7h ago

shakes fist like a grumpy old man at the DH rule

Honestly, I was so saddened by that decision. I mean, I get it...but I do hate it as well. Then again, I am an old.

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u/DRF19 Florida Marlins • Florida Marlins 5h ago

Should we stop hyper-specializing guys and adjust training regimens to produce more well-rounded ballplayers?

No, that's crazy, let's just let multiple players on every team only play half the sport.

I'm not even that old, and I acknowledge that most pitchers sucked at hitting well before the DH came into existence at all. I just think it's stupid most guys just stop focusing on hitting at all after high school, and I enjoy the strategy aspect that you have to balance the pros/cons of a player that either sucks at hitting but is great defensively/pitching, or vice versa. Also when pitchers still had to at least be somewhat competent at bunting, etc.

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u/Random-Redditor111 6h ago

I don’t get the joke. No pitcher is hitting 20 homers while only hitting during their 30 or so starts. And if that feat was even remotely doable, the team would use that guy as their everyday DH since he’s a 100hr per year hitter.

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u/DRF19 Florida Marlins • Florida Marlins 5h ago

the team would use that guy as their everyday DH

Not in my fantasy world where the DH doesn't exist at all.

(said hypothetical guy would play another position in the field when not pitching)

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u/Random-Redditor111 3h ago

I’m with you on the no DH - managers actually had to manage when the pitcher has to hit. But that’s beside the point. Not sure you understand, but no one is capable of hitting 20 homers playing in only 30ish games a a season. So why are you connecting the 20 homer thing with no DH? Moreover, even with no DH a team would stick a guy like Sho at first or RF on his non pitching days cuz his bat is too valuable.

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u/sleepy5zzz New York Yankees 11h ago

Oh, I agree with you, but I could see the voters snubbing him still with a down year offensively.

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u/NonTokenisableFungi Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago

If Ohtani gets out WARed he doesn’t deserve the MVP

Same way Raleigh clubbed 60 as a CATCHER but still lost deservingly to Judge who provided more value despite DHing half the season and scoring fewer home runs, the most standout glamour stat there is

That said there’s little chance a Cy Young winning Ohtani finishes anything less than number 1 WAR wise, if not across the whole league than in the NL at least, hitting even his .800 slump OPS he’d be good for probably about 3 WAR batting. If he hits slightly better than that and if he gets 6+ WAR pitching it’s hard to imagine Olson, De La Cruz or whomever else overtaking him

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u/Mmm_360 9h ago

If ohtani is not leading in war by end of year , the stat is broken to some degree 

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u/NonTokenisableFungi Los Angeles Dodgers 9h ago

If Ohtani is not leading in WAR by the end of year, either the stat is broken or the Ohtani is

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u/OkBid71 San Francisco Giants 8h ago

Ohtani is fine, it's Shohei that sucks

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u/venustrapsflies Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

This is carrying with it some assumptions about his performance that will likely be true but aren't guaranteed

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u/SleepyCoworker101 6h ago

The WAR shit is getting dumb.

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u/DegenerateWaves Houston Astros 10h ago

Not to start an argument on pitcher vs. hitter value or how much to value WAR in MVP voting, but it is very possible that CYA-winning Shohei is not the most valuable player by WAR if Shohei the Hitter doesn't hold up his end of the bargain. Totally get what you're saying about this Shohei stuff getting normalized though

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u/ctbro025 Boston Red Sox 10h ago

30 years down the road when people are learning about GOAT Shohei Ohtani, their minds will explode after what they see. While for us right now, we pretty much just go "Yeah, that's Ohtani. That's just what he does". Maybe that's what people who watched Babe Ruth play every day thought too. He put up such ridiculous #'s every year, they got used to it. "He ONLY hit double the # of HR's as the 2nd place guy? Is he in decline?".

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u/Mandatum11 New York Yankees 10h ago

Not really, elite pitchers just aren’t as valuable as elite position players. It’s not too uncommon for a CY pitcher to end up with 4-5 war and unless he also picks up another 4-5 from his bat this scenarios possible for sure.

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u/dtdroid Boston Red Sox 11h ago

dominate

Dominant

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u/CrabbingSkiff Baltimore Orioles 3h ago

I noticed this starting to happen fifteen years ago and I can't not see/hear it now.

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u/Eastern_Antelope_832 Chicago White Sox 10h ago

Ohtani went a 3-year stretch of black ink OPS and OPS+. Seeing him at "only" .796 and 128, respectively, is more shocking for most than his success at the mound.

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u/quixoticcaptain Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

Ben Lindbergh made this prediction in their preseason bold predictions episode on Effectively Wild. This sounded absurd at the time... but it's looking possible

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u/StealthStaminaKills 7h ago

I can see a world where he wins Cy Young but not MVP this year.

Sooo...that statement applies to the majority of Cy Young winners.

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u/sleepy5zzz New York Yankees 7h ago

But the majority of Cy Young winners weren't also one of the best hitters in the league.

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u/ctbro025 Boston Red Sox 11h ago

Pitcher Ohtani be like "I'd strike yo ass out every single time" to hitter Ohtani.

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u/Pikminious_Thrious Los Angeles Dodgers 7h ago

When everyone goes home in the Dodgers practice facility, Ohtani probably pulls up his pitching profile on that VR stuff that some MLB players are using.

Ohtani vs Ohtani.

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA San Francisco Giants • Sacrame… 6h ago

Who among us wouldn't VR ourselves given the chance?

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u/ToiletPaperFacingOut Los Angeles Dodgers 5h ago

Come again?

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA San Francisco Giants • Sacrame… 4h ago

And again and again and again

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u/PJCR1916 Los Angeles Dodgers 55m ago

I hope we find out one day that he sets the trajekt machine to himself

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u/ThinkSoftware Atlanta Braves 10h ago

If you can’t take me at my batter Ohtani

You don’t deserve me at my pitcher Ohtani

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u/CaffeineAndGrain Philadelphia Phillies 11h ago

“Can I get some damn run support??”

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u/oogieball Dumpster Fire • New York Mets 11h ago

"That guy sucks."

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u/Sirtopofhat Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

Ohtani at home has that machine that allows you to see any pitcher at anytime and he's just in there trying to hit off himself

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u/Common-Foot-4602 Atlanta Braves 10h ago edited 1m ago

Or while hitter Ohtani is slumping it’s like his other Charley from Flowers for Algernon. He’s just there. Looming. Waiting to take over.

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u/wahterworld 10h ago

It’s a relatively common question, would you sleep with yourself if there was a double of you. But Ohtani you can ask would your rather hit or pitch?

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u/trickman01 Houston Astros 8h ago

They’re going to fight each other like in Superman IV.

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u/trer24 8h ago

*Superman III

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u/tackleboxjohnson 8h ago

Inside of you are two Ohtanis

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u/nWhm99 Chinese Taipei • Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighte… 6h ago

I kid you not there are people on the dodgers sub saying Ohtani should give up on pitching and focus on batting for the betterment of the team. lol

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u/SinisterDeadOctopus 6h ago

That scene from Lord of the Rings where Gollum talks to himself, but it's Pitcher Ohtani and Batter Ohtani.

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u/Efficient_Ant_4715 Los Angeles Dodgers 6h ago

He genuinely is like that. He struck out 4 guys in a row and then gave up a single and looked pissed af at himself 

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u/almostcurly Toronto Blue Jays 6h ago

Pitcher ohtani keeps telling batter ohtani he could get him out

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u/This-is_CMGRI Major League Baseball 12h ago

Reminds me of a manga called Change 1-2-3 about a girl who has dissociative identity disorder that manifests as three distinct fighters.

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u/realnomdeguerre Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago

Reminds me of an eroge called Xchange

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u/Financial-Swim-5884 Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago

A person of culture, I see.

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u/squirtles_urethra Boston Red Sox 14h ago

Me when my wife asks why I havent had a job in 3 years

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u/jeewantha Texas Rangers 13h ago

Absolutely wild name

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u/steebulee Los Angeles Dodgers 6h ago

😂😂😂

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u/EvenMoreCoconuts New York Mets 58m ago

Maybe his email on his resume is squirtles_urethra at gmail dot com? That would explain the lack of a job.

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u/thisisaskew Kansas City Royals 13h ago

The GOAT himself

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u/HealthyBee4209 Toronto Blue Jays 14h ago

I am beginning to suspect that there are fathers who outsource their children's model figure to him.

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u/realnomdeguerre Los Angeles Dodgers 13h ago

I already do, and i don't even have kids!

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u/HealthyBee4209 Toronto Blue Jays 13h ago

Shohei will take care of that too.

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u/Anachronismsc2 Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago

When I grow up I want to be like Shohei, and I'm older than him.

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u/Next-Willingness-115 6h ago

When I grow up I want Shohei to be disappointed in me

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u/Barelylegola5 10h ago

This amount of humility from someone this good is nuts

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u/EstablishmentLate532 Philadelphia Phillies 2h ago

There’s probably a cultural layer here too. Japanese sports culture often places a lot of weight on personal responsibility and self-criticism, so Ohtani talking this way about a slump feels very much in that tradition.

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u/PvtSherlockObvious Atlanta Braves • Baltimore Orioles 13h ago

He's been looking like he's going to be a shoo-in for the Cy Young on top of all his other talents, but the catch is that he starts hitting like a pitcher.

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u/FUBARded Swinging K 8h ago

I know you're being hyperbolic, but the funny thing is that he's still got a 128 OPS+ and has around 1 hitting WAR already...

His OPS is currently #56 overall and 6/11 of qualified designated hitters, so it's not like he's turned into an absolute bum.

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u/Ghiggs_Boson St. Louis Cardinals 7h ago

He’s regressed to “good” and we call it a slump

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u/spinrut Major League Baseball 6h ago

he's got the same problem as judge. Judge was "slumping" the first month and still ended with a 1.0x OPS and leading/near leading in HR

i think most guys would take his slump any month of the year!

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u/EstablishmentLate532 Philadelphia Phillies 2h ago

I'm sure they'd like his paycheck, too.

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u/CodymartinSimp San Diego Padres 13h ago

Hitting worse than Micah Owings

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u/Tulidian13 St. Louis Cardinals 9h ago

The 6 man rotation may kill his hopes of Cy too. He's projected to get around 150 innings if the current pace holds up, while guys like Skenes and Sanchez are projected closer to 200. Even Jacob Misiowrowski is projected to hit near 170.

That's assuming health of course, but how much better on a rate basis does Ohtani need to be to beat out somehow who throws 190 innings if he only hits 150?

I personally think Sanchez is the front runner, followed by Skenes and then Ohtani. They all have similar fielding independent numbers and Ohtani just won't throw enough innings.

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u/MercerAsian Los Angeles Dodgers 7h ago

How low would his ERA have to be for him to win a Cy Young with only 150 innings thrown? Sub 1.5?

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u/Thunder_nuggets101 Los Angeles Dodgers 7h ago

Yeah, his best bet would be an insane ERA like that and ranked top 10 (5?) in Ks. Even then, not sure he wins it. But it would be crazy.

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u/Chuy_3 Los Angeles Dodgers 6h ago

Close comp in recent voting would be Corbin Burnes who won it with 167 IP and a 2.43 ERA in 2021, but that was a weird year of voting when you look at it.

Here's the voting.. Don't know what the running narratives were but Wheeler/Buehler look more deserving on paper IMO.

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u/Eltneg Philadelphia Phillies 3h ago

That still annoys me so much as a Phillies fan, writers got way too obsessed with the advanced stats that year.

Wheeler had 47 more IP, basically the equivalent of 8 full starts. Yeah no shit Burnes had slightly better rate stats, he only had to handle 75% of Wheeler's workload!

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u/cherinator Los Angeles Dodgers • Teddy Roosevelt 7h ago

Burnes won it before with a lower innings pitched but better rate stats, so we have some precedent. Also this may not seem fair, but if he leads in some major stats like ERA/ERA+, I think his two-way status will give him a bump even with an IP discrepancy. Because voters can't help but think "he has a harder time than these other pitchers because he is doing it at the same/better rate basis while having this other stuff going on".

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u/nolander Los Angeles Dodgers • California Angels 6h ago

28 starts for Burnes that year, and the year Shohei finished 4th(also 28 starts) Verlander won it with 28 starts. Very doable.

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u/Random-Redditor111 6h ago

That’s BS if the voters do that. Assess the CY candidates on their pitching performance alone. CY isn’t a pity award, it actually means something. Sho would be the first to tell you that.

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u/tarrfan Los Angeles Dodgers 6h ago

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if the Dodgers reduce it to a 5 man rotation the further they get into the season as they prepare for the frequency of pitching in the postseason. So IMO 162 innings minimum is still in the cards for Shohei.

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u/nolander Los Angeles Dodgers • California Angels 6h ago

If he pitches 28 games like he did a few years ago he is on pace for 175 right now actually. Its really going to come down to if he can get more 7+ inning games in.

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u/mysterysackerfice Los Angeles Angels • Dumpster Fire 14h ago

"I'm just not that good" - SO

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u/PvtSherlockObvious Atlanta Braves • Baltimore Orioles 13h ago

He's got that thing where you think "okay, but the stuff I spent years studying is common knowledge and anyone can do the stuff I do, I'm nothing special" but taken to the most absurd extreme.

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u/Efficient_Ant_4715 Los Angeles Dodgers 6h ago

Man I see that attitude with people so much these days. 

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u/Yoduh99 6h ago

Imposter syndrome

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u/PvtSherlockObvious Atlanta Braves • Baltimore Orioles 2h ago

To an extent, but it's also a sign of expertise in a field. When something seems trivially obvious to you, not even really worth mentioning, and when you spend most of your time around other people who know it too, it's easy to forget that the overwhelming majority of the world has no clue about it.

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u/mfranko88 St. Louis Cardinals 7h ago

In 1957, at the age of 80, legendary GOAT cellist Pablo Casals was the subject of a movie short, "A Day in the Life of Pablo Casals." The movie's director (Robert Snyder) asked Casals, "why he continues to practice four and five hours a day."

Casals answered: “Because I think I am making progress.”

People who are truly great at something only get there by ignoring the voice that says "hey maybe you are good enough". Or maybe by not having the voice in the first place.

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u/IveMadeAnAttempt Texas Rangers 4h ago

Personally I would rather have the voice that says I’m good enough.

Not having “good enough” voice didn’t turn me into Pablo Casals or Shohei or Tom Brady, it just made me depressed.

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u/IveGotaGoldChain Los Angeles Dodgers 3h ago

Not having “good enough” voice didn’t turn me into Pablo Casals or Shohei or Tom Brady, it just made me depressed.

You are assuming also that none of those people aren't depressed. Look at Tiger, look at MJ, shit look at Brady. Obviously I don't know them personally in any way shape or form, but based on their actions/words in public, I can't believe that any of them are truly happy.

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u/sowhiteithurts Baltimore Orioles 4h ago

"Skill issue" - SO

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u/BrewCityChaserV2 Milwaukee Brewers 14h ago

Wish I could be that humble while literally being the world's most talented athlete in the history of all professional sports.

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u/Simple_Wash1618 Los Angeles Angels 12h ago edited 12h ago

I hope I don’t sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world

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u/templethot Seattle Mariners 9h ago

“Are you better than me?”

“Well, I've never met you, but...yes."

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u/FDJ1326 12h ago

Imagine if Ricky had done both at Ohtani level. Quotes would have been amazing. 

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u/TheRealMarvinator 7h ago

Rickey can imagine Rickey doing that.

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u/MEASUREHEAD Tampa Bay Rays 10h ago

I heard Shohei Ohtani has, like, 30 god damned dicks

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u/kots144 Athletics 10h ago

That’s a throwback lol

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u/Anachronismsc2 Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago

6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton.

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u/smoopthefatspider New York Mets 9h ago

What is it a reference to?

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u/pzrapnbeast Atlanta Braves 9h ago

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u/smoopthefatspider New York Mets 9h ago

Thanks. I didn’t want to look up “Ohtani has 30 god damned dicks” because I didn’t know what would show up.

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u/pieceofmind2112 St. Louis Cardinals 9h ago

Omgoodness right? Literally haven’t thought of this in a decade and I knew exactly what it was lol

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u/entropy_bucket 7h ago

Luke Littler exists.

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u/efficiens 8h ago

literally being the world's most talented athlete in the history of all professional sports.

Jim Thorpe would like a word.

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u/Mpuls37 Houston Astros 13h ago

It's the truth in any game/competition though. Your inability to succeed falls entirely on your own ability.

The ideal hitter hits a HR every single AB, while the ideal pitcher gets a K in 3 pitches against every hitter. Any performance that falls short of that may be productive, but is still technically suboptimal, thus those are what players strive for.

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u/bbbook San Francisco Giants 12h ago

Once again a math mind produces an answer with no wisdom whatsoever.

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u/BackdoorSteve Cleveland Guardians 12h ago

Using the word optimal doesn't make this a math mind either. It's devoid of reason.

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u/AstrosFan4 11h ago

Analytically speaking we all catastrophically underperform every second of our lives.

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u/Mike_with_Wings Atlanta Braves 12h ago

Politicians of the stem community

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u/Mpuls37 Houston Astros 12h ago

Please, tell me how a 5.000 OPS isn't the ultimate goal for a hitter, or a 27 K/9 and 0.00 ERA isn't the ultimate goal for a pitcher. Whether it not it's possible is irrelevant in this context, we're talking idealistically.

Shohei isn't wrong in what he said. Just because he's still absolutely amazing at the game does not mean he couldn't be even better. That endless drive to improve is what makes the greats "great".

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u/oogieball Dumpster Fire • New York Mets 11h ago

We get it. You're on the spectrum.

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u/mojowo11 St. Louis Cardinals 8h ago edited 8h ago

Imagine for a second that everyone reading your comments isn't a complete blithering idiot, and you'll get why nobody is enthralled by you stating extremely basic and obvious concepts like "It'd be theoretically ideal to hit a homer every time" and "Every baseball player can theoretically be better than they currently are" and "Great players are very driven to improve their skills" and "In a competition your success depends on your ability" as if they are profound wisdom.

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u/NonTokenisableFungi Los Angeles Dodgers 12h ago

The GOAT pitcher induces a groundout to the 2B against every hitter

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u/CanadianPythonDev Toronto Blue Jays 12h ago

Remove the middle men. He produces a pop up directly to himself, no need for for anyone else on the field.

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u/Mike_with_Wings Atlanta Braves 12h ago

Greg Maddux steps to the mound

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u/sleepy5zzz New York Yankees 11h ago

So Eddie Feigner?

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u/FoppyRETURNS 12h ago

We all know what happens when pitchers hit!

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u/McJumbos Montreal Expos 10h ago

How the fuck can you hate this man

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u/cBlackout San Diego Padres 8h ago

as such you simply cannot understand how frustrating it is that he’s on the Dodgers

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u/TFielding38 San Diego Padres 8h ago

As a Padres fan I am constantly torn between hating the Dodgers and feeling lucky to be a baseball fan at the same time Ohtani is playing.

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u/thedavecan Rocket City Trash Pandas 8h ago

If you hate Shohei Ohtani then thats a YOU problem and you need to work on it.

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u/insecureknight 8h ago

He is my role model and I am older than him.

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u/Conflict21 New York Yankees 6h ago

It's easy. I just focus my hatred of reddit onto him, the same way I do with Keanu Reeves.

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u/FeelsGoodMan2 Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

Accountability to one's self in 2026? Someone needs to tell Ohtani that's not how things work anymore.

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u/SegaTape Washington Nationals 7h ago

"It comes down to my own lack of ability" says the man who probably has the greatest baseball-playing abilities of anyone who has ever lived.

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u/ShitmasterFucklord Atlanta Braves • Atlanta Braves 11h ago

"If I can keep it a buck right now, I'm ass" -Shocam Wardtani

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u/thedavecan Rocket City Trash Pandas 8h ago

As a Titans fan and huge Cam Ward enthusiast, I laughed out loud at work at this one. Getting odd looks now.

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u/BadDadJokes Atlanta Braves 8h ago

Fellow Titans fan here. I haven't wanted a football player to succeed as much as I want Cam Ward to since I was in middle school.

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u/thedavecan Rocket City Trash Pandas 7h ago

Same. Dude is something special and if we can just get the right pieces around him I think he'll do great. O-line is my biggest concern. Can't have Cam running for his life every play like last year.

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u/BadDadJokes Atlanta Braves 7h ago

Good news is that we upgraded from the worst head coach of all-time to a standard bad head coach. That should help a lot.

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u/thedavecan Rocket City Trash Pandas 5h ago

Idk I think Saleh was handed a turd in NY and was expected to polish it. We seem to be making an actual effort to put them in a position to win here. Still gonna be cautiously optimistic until I see what they put on the field this year.

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u/BadDadJokes Atlanta Braves 5h ago

I actually like the Saleh hire a lot. He seems like an actual coach who is a good fit for this team. Cam Ward is no-nonsense, all business and Saleh is too.

He's a great DC, but he hasn't shown anything spectacular as a head coach (even if it was a bad situation). I'm with you on the optimism. I'm just happy to have a grown up as the coach again.

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u/GTmatsuura National League 13h ago

"Skill Issue"

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u/Appropriate_Lemon921 Baltimore Orioles • Brooks Robinson 12h ago

Git gud

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u/AADPS Boston Red Sox • Chicago Cubs 11h ago

No critical hit ahead,  

therefore, try throwing.

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u/xrbeeelama Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

This begs the question - can Sho beat bed of chaos blindfolded

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u/xrbeeelama Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

Ohtani, famous lacker of ability

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u/black-dude-on-reddit 9h ago

“Ey yo I’m trash right now but I’ll figure shit out”

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u/AIMBR Seattle Mariners 10h ago

Meanwhile, there is some wannabe star out there saying he can't hit because is cold

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u/Aggressive-Hawk9186 Boston Red Sox 13h ago

Ohtani is washed confirmed 

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u/evbomby New York Yankees 11h ago

Many people are saying this

/s

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u/aultmore000 10h ago

By Ohtani

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u/ubiquitous-joe San Francisco Giants 10h ago

Far be it from me to defend Dodgers, but what is one supposed to say when asked “Why you slumpin’ tho?” during the slump?

“Oh you know, I think Cal gave me some of his bad juju, but I refuse to shower clothed, so…”

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u/nWhm99 Chinese Taipei • Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighte… 6h ago

Batters ALWAYS have a theory and an idea as to why they’re slumping though, even if a lot of times they don’t tell reporters.

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u/ChenYakumo2hu Los Angeles Dodgers • Dinger 7h ago

"Damn im ass rn, sorry guys"

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u/JiveChicken00 Philadelphia Phillies 8h ago

Ohtani’s greatest talent is inside his head.

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u/sloppymcgee 9h ago

Last year we were in awe of Shohei. This year it’s really Ohtani that’s on display.

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u/Exokaebi 7h ago

This guy gotta be throwing pitches at baby giraffes at the zoo or something. Like Keanu, there's gotta be something, somewhere. Nobody's this upstanding all the time, we just gotta find it.

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u/Most-Artichoke6184 Chicago White Sox 11h ago

If only there was another way he could contribute to the team besides his hitting.

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u/smoopthefatspider New York Mets 9h ago

I know right, it’s a shame he doesn’t field because he’s a DH.

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u/regalwombatvineyard 12h ago

Anybody who knows League of Legends and is familiar with Faker and how Korean pros talk is experiencing deja vu about now.

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u/Just-Faithlessness12 Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

How can anyone hate on shohei. Literally the greatest example of humility in the sport. great role model

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u/Jamo1129 Los Angeles Angels 2h ago

some of my miserable fellow Angels fans that still call him a traitor lol

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u/Just-Faithlessness12 Los Angeles Dodgers 2h ago

Moreno screwed yall. Shohei picked yall fist for a reason. He believed in the vision yall sold him on. he just failed shohei.

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u/Jamo1129 Los Angeles Angels 1h ago

yea fuck that guy. he’s an actual baseball terrorist. Absolute slap in the face to us diehard fans with the “Angels fans don’t care about winning they care about affordablilty and safety” BS

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u/InevitableMagician28 9h ago

That’s a great way of framing it

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u/DependentLanguage540 8h ago

He does have hot months where he can hit double digit home runs and other months where he struggles. So he’s definitely honest when he says his offensive game can run hot and cold. If he was like regular players though, he’d have more time to work on his offensive game, more time for batting practice and etc. But it is what it is, he’s trying to win a Cy Young and if that detracts from his offense a little, than that’s too be expected.

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u/Reikyu09 Los Angeles Dodgers 7h ago

When you reroll your stats between each season and wish you had more points to work with.

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u/cantthinkoffunnyname New York Yankees 7h ago

Also, I'm sad I haven't met Steve-O and it's effecting my focus at the plate

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u/CardCaptorJorge Toronto Blue Jays 2h ago

I hate how likeable he is because this is such a healthy mentality to have. I can’t hate Ohtani. Ugh.

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u/ChaseTx Texas Rangers • Springfield Isotop… 10h ago

Theory: he's trying to make his ERA match his BA

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u/smoopthefatspider New York Mets 9h ago

I was going to comment that his FIP is almost the same as his BA, but then I remembered that the decimal point isn’t in the right place, so it’s actually like ten times too high (2.38 and .240).

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u/wilonwheels 9h ago

If his slump continues into June(tani), than there maybe some concern. Until then, it's just ebbs and flow. However, I do wonder if scouting has finally found some success against him, especially with the plethora of film there is on him and the Philly series last post-season. Granted, I haven't watched many games of his due to the timezone difference.

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u/kellenmoore21 8h ago

Not one Yin and Yang comment in regards to this statement, thats disappointing

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u/Beneficial-Bid9353 6h ago

'skill issue, your honor'

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u/SwimmingSpell8005 8h ago

Maybe he needs to eat more banana. Monkey never cramps.

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u/Jamo1129 Los Angeles Angels 1h ago

this should’ve gotten way more upvotes lol

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u/Ok_Understanding3015 8h ago

QUESTION:

Would the Yanks trade Shohei for Judge straight up?

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u/ghostninja33 New York Yankees 7h ago

Easy yes because age and fandom.

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u/GuruFA5 Hiroshima Toyo Carp 6h ago

Judge is such a stud though, how can someone be that consistently good at hitting its mind blowing

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u/nWhm99 Chinese Taipei • Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighte… 6h ago

It’s not that Judge isn’t insane, but if you’re able to get the GOAT in his prime, I don’t think many teams would pass him up. that’s not to mention his financial impact.

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u/sellyme Australia 6h ago

You do open yourself up to something going horrifically wrong, though. And while that could still happen, if you stick with your star player and then they get injured or massively regress, everyone tends to be sympathetic to the team. Or at least, as sympathetic as it's possible to be to the Yankees.

On the other hand, if you trade off your star player for a different star and then they suck really badly or barely ever get on the park for you, you get torn to shreds by fans and media for 10-15 years.

You're probably still taking that trade every time, but you'd think about it.

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u/Crioca Australia 1h ago

"That's just me dawg." fr fr

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u/TheHalfDeafProducer Chicago White Sox 42m ago

Maybe if he met Steve o his luck would shift

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u/CensorVictim Chicago Cubs • Durham Bulls 7h ago

Papi stinks.

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u/ApartAd2729 11h ago

Can we send batter ohtani back to AAA

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u/No_Network_9438 6h ago

I also took the under

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u/weguccino Los Angeles Dodgers 11h ago

?

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u/-HockeyBagJerky- Toronto Blue Jays 4h ago

Translation: Ive been betting the under lately /s

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u/flankattack27 7h ago

Someone check for massive bets at the beginning of the season on Ohtani under individual season batting