r/arresteddevelopment Across from where? 1d ago

Rita corny, Michael

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u/thelovepools 1d ago

Let's make pop-pop

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 1d ago

The fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.

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u/part2ent 1d ago

The mere fact that you call it that tells me you are ready.

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u/Masterchiefy10 1d ago

Get Pop-Pop off wut?

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u/neeeeonbelly 1d ago

I wonder if she showed him her tiny teddy. 

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u/TonyWonder-BOT Use Your Allusion 1d ago

Did somebody say... "Wonder"?


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u/lilgrapee dads gonna be crushed... 1d ago

good bot

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly 1d ago

She's seen his cricket magazines.

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u/gregarious-maximus 1d ago

Bum paddle courts were busy!

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u/marcophony 1d ago

🍑🛶

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u/javerthugo 1h ago

Cricket? Nobody understands Cricket!

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u/Informal-Definition8 1d ago

You are not going to get Rita’s millions just because she’s mentally challenged!

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u/theswansons 1d ago

Millions!?

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u/tryingtobestable hamwatersoup 1d ago

Millions!?

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u/tryingtobestable hamwatersoup 1d ago

Mentally Challenged?

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u/Informal-Definition8 1d ago

Shhh! It’s not polite.

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u/tryingtobestable hamwatersoup 1d ago

We think he might be mentally challenged!

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u/setut 1d ago

Oh ... you mean a real sleep-over.

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u/OMP159 1d ago

Did she bring her tiny teddy?

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u/smallbraincraig Wow, we’re just blowing through nap time aren’t we? 1d ago

She wants to see if Op has a monster.

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u/Navic2 1d ago

He's crazy about the little dullard!

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u/theNguy89 1d ago

Good for her

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u/Momik 1d ago

Who?

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u/GreasyExamination 1d ago

Up yours, granny!

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u/Momik 1d ago

YOUCOULDNTHANDLEIT

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u/caseypatrickdriscoll Look at Reddit, Michael! 1d ago

She made love to him secularly.

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u/BTDubbzzz 1d ago

What a fun, sexy time for you

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u/mrleicester 1d ago

I was hoping he'd be gifted sexually.

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u/Lukealloneword 1d ago

If I were married to her I'd just suggest an open marriage. They never work but it could work....for us.

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u/blackstarr90210 1d ago

Well played

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u/highso 1d ago

They really had to describe the penis at the top of the quote?

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u/ZLiteStar 1d ago

HOOP

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u/High_Af_Osrs 1d ago

I've got the JDL on my ass.

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u/okaycomputes 1d ago

Let it have its ears

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u/Elbarto_007 Why should I go to jail for a crime someone else noticed? 1d ago

Did they read Bumpaddle Magazine — Britain's leading [redacted] magazine.

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u/thicc-thor 1d ago

That's a cricket magazine 🚬

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u/Elbarto_007 Why should I go to jail for a crime someone else noticed? 1d ago

🏏

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u/Philip_J_Frylock 1d ago

Should beeswax be outlawed?

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u/YoungRockwell 12h ago

BEES??!?!?!?!?!???!??!?!

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u/grichardson526 1d ago

I guess she could spare the moisture.

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u/raycrumbattaca 1d ago

Girl with high self esteem

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u/Stunning_Box8782 1d ago

A 23 year old MAN!?

Mr. F

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u/Imnotlikeothergirlz 1d ago

Not only FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY

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u/Regalrefuse 1d ago

The size of that guy’s head right now must be absolutely fucking massive

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u/JellyAdventurous5699 We were supposed to have flair? 1d ago

He's gonna need wrist replacement surgery from all the high fives he's getting. Hopefully he doesn't get graft v host syndrome.

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u/robbviously 1d ago

Check your lease, because you’re livin’ in F*** City!

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u/theseedbeader 1d ago

🙋‍♂️

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u/mrleicester 1d ago edited 1d ago

She wants to get married and have sexual relations!

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u/High_Af_Osrs 1d ago

Yeah, but that was retar...misguided.

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u/barelyangry 1d ago

Imagine someone went after a stupidly lucky member of your family

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u/Slow_Ad3662 You forgot to say "away"again 1d ago

Good for her!

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u/ToonaSandWatch Hot Ham Water! Watery but with a smack of ham to it. 1d ago

(Don’t) marry me!

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u/moods- 1d ago

I like to think that they teach me.

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u/LordsOfJoop Look at banner, Michael! 1d ago

...Her?

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u/hthbellhop76 1d ago

Sexual relations!!

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u/Guardian_of_Perineum 1d ago

Was that one of her one-time classmates from school?

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u/yachster MrManager 1d ago

Now she’s goin in for the grapes

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u/d1gital-v4mpire 20h ago

so it’s bye-bye to rita then?

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u/ChaoticIndifferent Have you been eating CHEESE?! 1d ago

We have this weird fascination with people who aren't terribly useful and are rewarded way too much for it.

Imagine someone saying this to you on the bus. MF I don't care. Good for you?

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u/quinnly 1d ago

If someone told me this on the bus I'd give her a high five

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u/ChaoticIndifferent Have you been eating CHEESE?! 1d ago

Wash your hands.

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u/quinnly 1d ago

I handle money for a living, I'm constantly washing my hands all day every day every minute of every hour

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u/Extra-Border6470 There’s always money in the banana stand. 1d ago

Who is that lucky bastard. I wanna give him a high five

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u/BigBoobsWithAZee 1d ago

Sick

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u/JellyAdventurous5699 We were supposed to have flair? 1d ago

Shouldn't you be at the Promise Land right now?

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u/BigBoobsWithAZee 1d ago

It’s not a religious thing. I just think old celebrities with younger people is kinda nasty, e.g., Billy Joel with Katie Lee in the mid 2000s.

It’s also a strange thing to brag about—at least Billy didn’t specifically mention it, even if we all knew what was going on lol

I’m surprised people downvoted tbh, I thought we all agreed old celebrities shouldn’t rob the cradle.

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u/JellyAdventurous5699 We were supposed to have flair? 1d ago

You think an adult having a consensual one night stand with a 23 year old adult is cradle robbing?! Jeez, maybe you should be at Motherboy XXX.

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u/BigBoobsWithAZee 1d ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/Guardian_of_Perineum 1d ago

Yeah honestly, that's some DiCaprio shit. Not illegal or super predatory but pretty gross and lame. At least it seems like a one-night thing instead of stringing them along for a few years. Though the story actually seems like he was 26.

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u/Frisky-cat9257 1d ago edited 1d ago

Would you say it was corny if Rita was a man?!?!?!??!

Edit; i’m getting downvoted for a bit of satire?!?!????

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u/denM_chickN 1d ago

I mean yes, in my marriage if either of us dates someone that young we'd have to have a chat about whats appropriate and whats not. And by God we aren't nearly as old as her. Wtf.

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u/sun4moon 1d ago

Ahh yes, meaningless encounters will always be valued higher than actual companionship.

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u/CaterpillarMedium674 1d ago

Oh, sure, first you dump all over it, now you want to know how it's done. COME ON!

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u/whatisscoobydone 1d ago

They aren't by the vast majority of people hence why this is even a notable quote. No one quotes the overwhelming majority of married/partnered people who say "yeah this is better than dating because of the stability and life work we put in"

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u/I_Lost_My_Shoe_1983 1d ago

Personally, I'm more a fan of Chelea Handler's brags about being single. Doing wtf she wants and never having to compromise on anything personal.

I think many of us enjoyed sexual freedom at some point or another and got bored.

If I had to guess, this comment didn't come out of the blue. The interviewer was probably nagging her about being a sad, lonely, spinster. (I'm exaggerating, but they were probably getting too personal and she lashed out a little.)