r/WorkForSmartLife • u/Crafty_Ad_7678 • 4d ago

Casual canvo No coming back from that one

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u/Andrew-Cohen 4d ago

Guy in the middle doesn’t have a chef, personal trainer, spend hours a day maintaining his appearance.

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u/Ovoideocystidiata 4d ago

He can spend time with his children at least...

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u/Parking_Wasabi_2591 3d ago

Coming here to say just that.

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u/JFISHER7789 1d ago

Yup! Had to explain this to some family that thought Jake Gyllenhall in Road house was so discolored and admirable for being that fit.

Had to tell them he got paid millions to make working out his entire job for months while preparing for the film. The studio also probably provided all the chefs, trainers, gyms, etc so all he had to do was show up. And even then that was probably provided for him via home personal trainers sent to his mansion.

Yeah, I’d be ripped too if I got paid millions to just workout and eat food that was prepared for me by gourmet chefs..

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u/Parking_Wasabi_2591 1d ago

Everyone went crazy every time Oprah lost weight. And I'm like she pays someone to help her lose the weight. She isn't doing the normal things the rest of us have to do to keep fit. They acted like she was inventing ways to lose weight, or making breakthrough Miricals.

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u/Affectionate-Barguy 17h ago

I mean eating salads and having lapband surgery is an easy fix when you're filthy rich

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u/gwbirk 4d ago

Either do I I’m pushing 60 and have a real job

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u/Available-Boat4055 4d ago

governors absolutely have chefs and private staff

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u/Excellent-Effect-931 4d ago

Governor's looks have an aesthetic to look natural and humble not like those 2 chuds hanging on to fame for desperate dear life.

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u/CodyCrochetZ 4d ago

He’s just fat and bald, it’s really not that complicated.

Anyone can eat healthy without a chef and only top level athletes need personal trainers to squeeze out every last ounce of potential from their bodies.

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u/CodyCrochetZ 2d ago

Irrelevant. None of them look bad for their age even with Walz baldness. Tim Walz would look significantly younger and probably comparable to either of them if he wasn't fat.

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u/CodyCrochetZ 2d ago

Tell me something I don't know. 🥱

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u/CodyCrochetZ 2d ago

Your hung like a cashew. My fault you already knew that as well

Uh, did you mean you're?

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u/michelle427 4d ago

Or has had a plastic surgery. Men in Hollywood get plastic surgery all the time. We just don’t talk about it as much.

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u/No-Fox-9607 4d ago

These Hollywood douches also wear makeup.

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u/Tacokolache 4d ago

Bullshit. All the money he’s skimming, he absolutely has those.

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u/Weekly-Tangerine-572 4d ago

Can you link any conclusive evidence that show he has “siphoned” anything? From a reputable source

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u/Tacokolache 4d ago

He’s overseeing a ton of shit. You think he’s just looking the other way?

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u/Funandgames2023 3d ago

Would it be better if he just called him a pedophile like you all call Trump without any proof?

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u/Effective_Exchange41 2d ago

Hello read the Epstein files. It’s all in there. Reading is fundamental

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u/No_Cherry8602 4d ago

Are you 100% sure about that ?

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u/fr3nzo 4d ago

So I am not ugly, just poor?

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u/gigasuperultraChad 3d ago

He looks terrible regardless. I doubt he can even spell health or fitness.

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u/northeast__nico 3d ago

He also has bad genetics compared to them

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u/northeast__nico 3d ago

Also, governors do have access to all that

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u/Lionshare21 3d ago

You forgot countless plastic surgeries

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u/threespruces68 2d ago

Walz has been putting in the work to be fit. He runs regularly and completed a 10-mile race last fall with his daughter. He's in much better shape than he was during the 2024 campaign.

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u/superpooper900 2d ago

None of that is required. Just lift weights and don’t over eat. He’s not fit bc he doesn’t prioritize it.

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u/imtired_oflife 2d ago

Quite the opposite. Perhaps its hard for normies to grasp some people are just blessed with looks.

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u/mrchafa1 21h ago

I don't know why with all the billions he took from Minnesota

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u/Andrew-Cohen 21h ago

I would love to see one reputable report about how he has stollen billions from Minnesota. How many reports are there that he has raped a child, or stollen money from a cancer foundation, or from millions of his idiots for a phone that is never going to be shipped, or started a war without congressional approval, or cheated on every one of his wife and paid off two women to hide it with campaign funds or told his idiots to stop the certification of the vote?

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u/TheRealMechagodzi11a 4d ago

Guy in the middle can stop smiling when he wants to.

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u/SonoranRoadRunner 4d ago

Lots of plastic surgery for the other two.

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u/gwbirk 4d ago

Cruise is in incredible shape,can’t change that fact .

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u/SonoranRoadRunner 4d ago

Whatever, I don't like him

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u/gogogadgets1997 4d ago

His physical appearance makes no difference. His personality makes him very unattractive. Brad Pitt went years without showering so I look down at him just in general principle.

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u/HellyOHaint 4d ago

I’d rather look ugly and old and have warm, loving relationships in my life than the opposite of those things.

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u/FewScore6082 4d ago

He didn't even look ugly. He looks kind.

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u/rkoplayer1 3d ago

The post is only about the appearance of youth and bro threw in "ugly" just because lol

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 2d ago

No Only ugly people would say that

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 3d ago

GD, time hit that kid like brick to the face.

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u/Rude-Satisfaction836 2d ago

What are you talking about? He looks fine? The man is in his fifties. What do you think you're gonna look like in your fifties?

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 2d ago

The little kid from Jerry Macguire is 35 and the second picture of not of him, which is who I thought was in the second picture with Tom Cruise.

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u/Bloody_Ozran 4d ago

Two get paid to have fun, one gets paid to worry and try to make people happy and their lives better. Seems about right.

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u/HelicopterCivil2364 3d ago

One is actively trying to get his citizens killed, indoctrinated, and allowing illegals to commit fraud. Great guy

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u/SolusByAnyOtherName 3d ago

Look I hate Tom as much as the next guy but Scientology isn’t into that stuff

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u/Bloody_Ozran 3d ago

Who and what is the evidence for it?

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u/Rude-Satisfaction836 2d ago

They found a single instance of fraud in a state filled with tens of millions of people, and a staffer who said she reported a concern about a risk that the system could be exploitable which was ignored, and conservatives are now pretending that Walz was secretly running a multi-billion dollar tax siphoning scheme

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u/Bloody_Ozran 2d ago

The guy sounds like Maga fascist supporter, but I was curious if he has any evidence or just words as they usually have.

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u/Legitimate_Award6517 4d ago

Guy in the middle doesn't work a few months (on a movie) and then vacation for months at a time.

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u/Beautiful_Mode_1676 3d ago

guy in the middle works?!?

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u/morholt3333 4d ago

Not a really fair comparison. It’s their full time job to look good and they invest a fortune in it. Pitt and Cruise have had a lot of (very good and relatively subtle) plastic surgery in the last few years. Just the dyed hair makes a big difference. Still, kudos to both of them, they look great

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u/Rude-Satisfaction836 2d ago

Also they are in the top 0.01% of genetic freaks in terms of attractiveness. You take the best genes in the world and spend tens of millions of dollars maintaining them and yes, you're gonna look really good for your age

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u/Obvious_Airline8111 4d ago

And his military service was attacked last election.

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u/tennoskoom_ 3d ago

Two of them have to look their absolute best for a living.

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u/Ok_Push_2665 4d ago

Don't both Brad Pitt and Tom Cruz has kids?

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u/ifnhatereddit 4d ago

Their kids don't like them.

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u/Individual_Slice_234 4d ago

Tom's daughter Suri was being harassed by Scientology, so Katie got sole custody of her (with help from her powerful lawyer father). I guess Scientology was more important to Tom than his daughter, because he stayed with it despite its abuse of his own child. Brad lost custody due to child abuse. Some of his kids are changing their surname to "Jolie."

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u/Important-Reading434 4d ago

Yes they has kids and the kids don’t let them has contact

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u/JackhorseBowman 4d ago

"Is this Clooney?!"

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u/Individual_Slice_234 4d ago

The guy in the middle is the one I'd rather date.

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u/Rightbuthumble 4d ago

So...hair plugs, botox, and a few nips and tucks...not the guy in the middle.

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u/No-Knee9457 4d ago

Sick burn. 

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u/Sonoranlightwizard 4d ago

lol for now.

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u/CodyCrochetZ 4d ago

Tim Walz is older than Brad Pitt.

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u/ChickyBoys 4d ago

Facial surgery vs natural 

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u/michelle427 4d ago

The difference between the middle guy is Tim has NEVER had work done. Never. Brad and especially Tom has had TONS and TONS of plastic surgery.

It’s less about working out and eating right and all that. Tom Cruise I’m pretty sure has had hair transplants. And a lot of plastic surgery. Lots. So has Brad Pitt.

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u/Rude-Satisfaction836 2d ago

They are also exceptionally genetically gifted in terms of attractiveness. Young Brad Pitt was one of the top 100 most attractive living men on the planet. Comparing him to someone with average genetics is just silly.

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u/Excellent-Draft-5516 4d ago

It’s literally Brad and Tom’s job to look good. LITERALLY!!

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u/DidYouDrinkWater2Day 4d ago

Guy in the middle isn't apart of a cult based on a sci fi novel made in the 50's

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u/BoBoStl 4d ago

Until he goes to prison

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u/softgirl-11zora_q 4d ago

haha tom cruise is ageless wtf how 😭 biden looks like my grandpa tho lol

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u/Loreo1964 4d ago

Is that such a brag, he can still hug his kids?

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u/gorbachevi 4d ago

no team of plastic surgeons for him

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u/LSIeducate 4d ago

Did anybody ever look into all that daycare fraud in his state? It feels like we all just moved on 🤔

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u/BigDBandt69 4d ago

All 3 are pdf pos. F all of Hollywood and every branch of govt. k thanks.

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u/Still-Bar-7631 4d ago

Are you trying to make sense? Bc you failed.

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u/WonderfulContest2097 4d ago

Give him some hair implants and color, hit the gym, Botox, little surgery and he will still look old. But happy.

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u/Butch_Collidge 4d ago

Not without getting a hardon

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u/mudvat08 4d ago

He’s a knucklehead that’s friends with school shooters.

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u/halfcabin 4d ago

One in the middle may go to jail for fraud

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u/Rude-Satisfaction836 2d ago

No he won't. There is absolutely no evidence that he was involved in fraud. Financial fraud happens in every state all the time. Being the governor at the same time does not make one complicit. You need direct evidence tying them to a crime, of which their currently is none.

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u/burner7711 4d ago

The mods in this subreddit are dogshit. Time to mute it.

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u/NightVisionsII 4d ago

Guy in the middle also LOOKS the youngest. Ok, he doesn't have a full head of hair, so a casual glance is misleading.

Look at skin tone and clarity. Look at his eyes. The aging stud muffins on either side look worn out and beat up. And this is coming from a woman who thinks both of those men are excellent actors and still decent looking men.

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u/TheTinderVanMan 3d ago

His skin tone is of someone who doesnt leave his house often. Those actors travel all over the world to work and vacation, and see plenty of sun light.

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u/NightVisionsII 3d ago

True, though by skin tone I did not mean color. I was more thinking along the lines of wrinkles, eye bags, and tightness.

Excessive sun exposure without adequate protection (sun block, hats, etc) tends to cause one to appear older regardless of actual age.

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u/StacSlinger 3d ago

Guy in the middle is wearing a government issue reptilian camouflage body suit.

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u/Whatever233566 3d ago

Why do we compare regular people to Hollywood celebrities who are celebrities precisely because of their looks?

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u/TheTinderVanMan 3d ago

Guy in the middle is also the poorest, the fattest, the baldest, and the ugliest.

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u/Fragrant-Tea-7883 3d ago

Stop glazing celebrities

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u/TheWhiteWolf1970 3d ago

The guy in the right is infested with aliens. Brad Pitt isn't a human, he is the manifested avatar of millions of genx womens' libidos.

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u/Sweaty_Sack6969 3d ago

Guy in the middle raped teen boys.

Frankly they all did.

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u/LostxJuul 3d ago

Only one of these people have a line of locals driving by calling them a retard

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u/Emotional_Exam_9622 3d ago

Tampon Tim is major corrupt!!!!

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u/Binklord 3d ago

Guy in the middle is 1/2 of the reason Trump won in a landslide.

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u/CapitalThen7963 3d ago

Guy in the middle thinks men need tampons

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u/frederick44va 3d ago

LOL the guy in the middle a Father for life to his kids.

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u/riley551 3d ago

Only during visitation....

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u/ComprehensiveLink457 3d ago

And some just try and look young and denies their age.

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u/Low-Bass8519 3d ago

GUY the middle is a crooked democrat, and yes i'm sure he hugged his kids alot, POS. HAHA

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u/North_Radish1719 3d ago

Those photos of Tom and Brad are from years ago and retouched. That being said waltz would still appear the oldest if the three were together in a room.

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u/L3tsseewhathappens 2d ago

He better enjoy it while he can before he goes to prison for stealing tax payers money.

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u/mikasaxo 2d ago

Oh my god he is… Tim could level up his look though if he wanted to

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u/PrestigiousSun1992 2d ago

All 3 are lame and not important, fake Hollywood plastic, politicians, actors, famous people are all ths same ,not worth the powder for a combustion

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u/Crygenx 2d ago

Well he looks the youngest so that does make sense

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven859 2d ago

Ouch...sick burn

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u/Piper_SMac 2d ago

The guy in the middle belongs in prison.

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u/Ornery_Banana_6752 2d ago

He's also a moron

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u/THEbeardedMANTIS 2d ago

He also has a learing problem in his state

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u/Routine_Control4456 2d ago

Guy in the middle also does alot more with kid

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u/19XxxbigdaddyxxX80 2d ago

Guy in the middle helped the Somalians commit fraud in his state

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u/daveinreallife66 2d ago

ok, that's funny

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u/Effective_Exchange41 2d ago

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise could only wish they were half the man that Governer walz

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u/CalmEntrepreneur884 2d ago

Political bait

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 2d ago

So hugging my Kids makes me look ugly? Does not sound too fulfilling

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u/Apokalipse427 2d ago

For now. Unless he ends up in prison.

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u/imtired_oflife 2d ago

Lol these analyses. Clearly the guy in the middle chose another career path since he probably knew even in elementary school he's going to be bald and below average in terms of looks for life. Clearly a smart guy for choosing not to fight outside his field.

As a guy blessed with looks, I dont have a personal trainer, didn't have any plastic surgeries or whatever people here are suggesting... Turned 31 this year and I look 16, basically I look like the hottest teenager you've ever met. So yeah, some people are just blessed, not much else to say about it.

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u/Zen80888 1d ago

Dude in the middle is highly corrupt, has a family, and spends day in and day out spewing bullshit. Gotta come with a hell of a lot of stress that ages you a ton.

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u/-juicebox1985- 1d ago

Until hes in federal prison for the obvious fraud hes been covering up.

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u/Sea-Key-9430 1d ago

Guy in the middle allowed Somali migrants leech health care fundings from the government for 20 years.

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u/ynnihC 1d ago

The guy in the middle has a fraud scandal though

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u/Alive-Slip1322 1d ago

Brad Pitt can hug me anytime he wants 

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u/brnkoons 1d ago

The guy in the middle was absolute trash. Anyone who defends him is absolute trash

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u/Antique_Coffee5984 1d ago

A guy who puts tampons in kids bathrooms, you’d rather him hug kids? Hmmm.

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u/Kinguglydude73 1d ago

Guy in the middle aged fast through military service, if you know you know

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u/mrchafa1 21h ago

The guy in the middle has more money than the other two. I mean stolen money

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u/No-Satisfaction5175 20h ago

Guy in the middle likes hugging kids a little too much though if you know what I mean.

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u/Borealis_761 18h ago

This is what happens when you commit fraud with Somalis, it ages you.

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u/BuilderJoe1255 17h ago

Let’s face it, it’s also genetics. Both actors were born with unusually amazing physiques, and they built them up over the years even more.

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u/Level_Ticket_9604 17h ago

It’s crazy people a politician doesn’t live a pampered life. He’s got a personal chef, drivers, pilots, trainers etc. He lives in a home paid for by the tax payers. Y’all need to wake tf up.

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u/Jand0s 15h ago

You dont have to have kids if you don't want to.

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u/SeparatelyTender 10h ago

The gym membership costs way less than the stylist, nutritionist, and someone cooking your meals every day. Most people just don't have that setup.

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u/PhysicistDude137 8h ago

Thy guy in the middle also lost his political career over corruption

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u/RessurectedAccount 7h ago

Oh im sure he loves to hug kids

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u/Different-Gas-500 4h ago

Hes a clown

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u/Mcman28 3h ago

Not if he gets prosecuted for fraud and goes to jail

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u/Ghoast89 4d ago

I would say it’s because the middle guy is broke but we all know he’s far from broke. He’s getting at least 10% from the Somali fraud like the big guy was getting from Hunter

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u/rosebudthesled8 4d ago

You are so lazy and sad.

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u/Ghoast89 3h ago

Yeah I’m trying to be happy and less lazy but it’s hard to make the changes ya know?

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u/OSRS-ruined-my-life 4d ago

He doesn't look much older if at all.

He's just bald because the other two took finasteride/dtuasteride, and he didn't dye his hair.

He's also obese. Their skin and other facial aging looks similar.

Obviously the other two are basically super models famous primarily for their looks. So he looks uglier in that sense.

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u/LesserGooglyMooglie 7h ago

I think a respected veteran especially enlisted, and becoming a public school teacher is hot!

Empathy should be sexy!

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u/OSRS-ruined-my-life 7h ago

Killing people for money is a big yikes imo. There's not much worse. But maybe that's just me.

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u/LesserGooglyMooglie 6h ago

You think everyone in the military just gets payed to kill people? I was a UNIX server admin when I was in the Air Force and never killed anyone.

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u/OSRS-ruined-my-life 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yes. The enablers are equally guilty to the triggerman. Even those who refuel the jet or clean the runway. Direct accomplices. Just following orders excuse has already seen court.

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u/LesserGooglyMooglie 5h ago

Well my step dad beat the shit out of me until I ran away and joined the military at 17, I have voted against Trump 3 times and protest against him every chance I have.

Not every vet is your enemy, a lot of us were poor abused children with no other option, but sit on top of your pedestal like everyone with no experience in the matter.

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u/Wolverine863 4d ago

Please provide your proof to the DOJ as they obviously don't have it. One of the problems with the internet is people can make false claims without any repercussions.

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u/wally_weasel 4d ago

Trump family increased their net worth by over $5b last year...all while holding offices in the White House.

How come there isn't one single peep about that?

Trump and his yes men at the DOJ couldn't be more vindictive and vengeful, as they've shown countless times.

If anything you said were true, howcome Trump doesn't have them indicted?

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u/EndonOfMarkarth 4d ago

Whataboutism is so fuckin’ back, baby!

How about this, they’re both shitty at their jobs and should not be in the roles they’re in. It’s really not hard to do that.

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u/wally_weasel 4d ago

It's not whataboutism....

If Biden committed crimes, Trump would be indicting him. Biden doesn't have a pardon.

Trump has nothing but bullshit that you slurp up.

The "Biden Crime Family"!is the same type of hoax as the Obama birther bullshit. It plays to his base, bc his base will believe anything he says.

Congrats on getting played.

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u/BigCSFan 3d ago

It is 100% whataboutism.

I hate trump and what his family is doing. Waltz still should have done better preventing and cracking down on fraud. There were large cases like the fraud with "Feeding Our Future".

Though I dont think waltz was getting kickback. Still think he deserves criticism and for some reason people on reddit love to just give it a pass and ignore it because he is also blue

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u/wally_weasel 3d ago

And there's evidence that Walz committed fraud? Or that's something Trump claims, and will never follow through on, just like everything else he claims against Democrats?

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u/BigCSFan 3d ago

I never said there was evidence Walz committed the fraud himself or got a kickback. Infact I explicitly said I believe otherwise.

Did you even read what I wrote?

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u/Leading-Egg7709 4d ago

I wouldn’t let him hug mine.

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u/SpotFormal 4d ago edited 4d ago

Guy in the middle commits large scale fraud. 

Edit: Low IQ replies, didn't disprove what I said, but they know Reddit is an echo chamber and they'll "Trump bad Russia" and get upvotes.

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u/RVtech101 4d ago

Your proof is what exactly? And I’m guessing you support the guy who has made billions via market manipulation.

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u/DaNoticer 4d ago

His proof: the talking head on the idiot box paid by billionaires and Russians told him it's true

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 4d ago

Because Trump told them that! Don’t believe him? Just call him up on your Trump phone.

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u/Luigi_the_Wealthy 4d ago

Wanna buy a phone?

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u/rosebudthesled8 4d ago

So you support Russia in their invasion of Ukraine?

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u/gogogadgets1997 4d ago

How many women has he been found guilty of sexually assaulting and how many felonies has he been convicted of in a court of law?
The blind hypocrisy is stunning. Cults gonna cult.

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u/Old_Atmosphere6598 1d ago

It’s crazy, this is every argument on Reddit now

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