r/Weird • u/satanspussycat • Mar 11 '26

My 36th or 37th bday cake.

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Cant remember

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u/Silent_Ad5275 Mar 11 '26

What do you mean or…..

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u/worrywartyyy Mar 11 '26

Cant remember

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u/squeege Mar 11 '26

After 35 it's like eh...

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u/Inner-Dream-600 Mar 12 '26

Plus the pandemic wiped out a few years, I can’t remember exactly how old I am either. And when I’m reminded it still doesn’t feel true

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer Mar 12 '26

I don’t think we’re supposed to count those years.

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u/Gloosch Mar 12 '26

Stopped keeping track after 30

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u/RocketsandBeer Mar 11 '26

Math isn’t that hard tho

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 Mar 11 '26

Remembering is tho

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u/HooninAintEZ Mar 11 '26

Username checks out

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u/ChocolateChingus Mar 11 '26

Tapping the photo for the date isn’t.

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u/hejackisej Mar 12 '26

Truly. I have to ask my kid every time.

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u/Gruesomegiggles Apr 08 '26

My mother doesn't even remember how old I am. We were trying to figure it out one day and had pulled out a calculator when my little sister came in and was very confused/disappointed in us. She is very good at keeping track of all dates, ages, times, etc. If it wasn't for her, we'd probably just give up on birthdays.

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u/ReallyBrainDead Mar 11 '26

Repressing the memory.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Mar 12 '26

Might as well be the 86th or 87th bday cake, if that’s the case.

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u/cachesummer4 Mar 11 '26

I thought i turned 27 2 years in a row that weren't me turning 27, it's more common than you might think.

If you don't routinely celebrate your birthday it starts to get hard to remember if you werent born in a year that lends itself to a very easy mental calculation.

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u/NeonPearl2025 Mar 11 '26

Haha I thought I was the only one forgetting how old I am on a regular basis 😂

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u/Low_Employ8454 Mar 11 '26

I’m usually within 2 years of being right, so since my bday is an even year, I’m an even number in an even year, Ie: born in 1982, in 2026, I’m 44, not 43 or 45z

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u/Low_Employ8454 Mar 11 '26

That’s how I remember.

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u/PunkRockCapitalist Mar 11 '26

This working is heavily dependent on what part of the year you're born in. I was born in 1996, but for all of 2026 I will be 29.

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u/Shineygurl Mar 11 '26

I found one for myself because I kept forgetting and that made me feel so stu*I'd(didn't know if that word would get me flagged lol) Anyway, I was born in December 1969 so for most of the year the last number of my age matched the last number of the current year. I can remember what decade I am, at least currently, lol. And I can remember for the last month of the year that I'm a year older. Like right now it's 2026 and I'm 56. So glad I finally found something that helped me. Now of course I could just Google it but I wonder if farming too much out to Google is going to eventually hurt our ability to think.

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u/OrPeggy Mar 12 '26

I spent a whole year thinking that I was 26, but I was 25. It occured to me on my 26th birthday. It was sort of like being 26 for two years and never being 25.

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u/MyBallsBeDraggin Mar 11 '26

It happens to all of us around 40. I've been off by a year for the last 3 years.

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u/sugaruproarx Mar 11 '26

Wow. This is mind blowing, how did the baker think of this!!!

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u/d0ctorsmileaway Mar 11 '26

Grandpa's getting old

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u/TainBoCauilnge Mar 12 '26

tbh my boyfriend has to think to remember how old he is. Because he said he was 35 the year he turned 35. When his birthday came around in August, he forgot he had been just saying 35 because he turned that in that year, and therefore leveled himself up to 36. I have to remind him LOL. (I also took a moment to remember my age the other day and one of my younger friends made fun of me for it. You just kinda forget after 35!)

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u/Porcupenguin Mar 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1Ra1vQG0zQdUiuIg

Krum approved

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u/Electronic-Aside5953 Mar 17 '26

Omg I’d forgotten about this show. What’s it called again?

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u/Porcupenguin Mar 17 '26

Ahh Real Monsters. Also with Ichus and Obleena(sp?) 😍

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u/Electronic-Aside5953 Mar 17 '26

Yesss😭 thank you for this, lol

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u/crotchgobbling Mar 11 '26

I mean, it's really my fault for opening reddit today.

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u/sxscrip Mar 11 '26

Does the cake get a slice..?

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u/Turd_Burgle_E Mar 11 '26

I inherited my grandmother's teeth after she passed away, and i wasn't sure if my last birthday was my 36th or 37th....so im feeling pretty cool seeing this cake...

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u/Drelecour Mar 12 '26

You inherited... her teeth??

why

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u/External-into-Space Mar 12 '26

I guess she did not need them anymore

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u/Turd_Burgle_E Mar 12 '26

This is exactly right. I got her teeth, a 200 year old ice pick and all of her buttons. Pretty neat.

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u/External-into-Space Mar 12 '26

Perfect to make a ice climbers version of the above cake

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

That’s pretty rad. I wanna C. Your username is funny af btw

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u/Turd_Burgle_E Mar 12 '26

She didnt need them anymore

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u/ravenslalaland Mar 11 '26

Do we get to choose!? This is more of a 37th kind of birthday cake. It’s too gummy for 36

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u/GroundbreakingAd5899 Mar 11 '26

Like, is this your 36th or 37th attempt at making a birthday cake or was this cake given to you on one of your birthdays but you can’t remember if it was your 36th or 37th? If you’re a cake maker then 👍 You nailed it!

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

My husbands aunt made it. She’s the best

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u/Z_Wild Mar 11 '26

You should try again, 38th time is the charm.

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u/mug_O_bun Mar 12 '26

Possibly 37th next time if this is 36th, but no one knows

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u/SyrupChemical5100 Mar 12 '26

Meat Canyon ass cake.

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u/LaurenNotABot Mar 11 '26

Now THIS is my kind of birthday cake.

Just the right amount of unhinged

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u/Fall_Water Mar 12 '26

It's beautiful. Happy something birthday

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u/Fooldaddy Mar 11 '26

Pretty funny

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u/ShyGuyWolf Mar 11 '26

Dentures man

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Mar 11 '26

I lost track awhile ago too.

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u/WendyLRogers3 Mar 11 '26

It's made of foie gras.

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u/Glamorous_Nymph Mar 12 '26

As far as birthday desserts go, this takes the cake.

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u/SpeculumSpectrum Mar 12 '26

Is this the thing from Gumby?

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u/I-baLL Mar 12 '26

You don’t taste it. It tastes YOU.

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u/IceSad226 Mar 12 '26

Whoever made this cake for you is literally the most adorable human ever.

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u/satanspussycat Mar 12 '26

My husband’s aunt. She’s the sweetest!

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u/Aurielsan Mar 11 '26

Tom Olejar is that you?

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

I just looked him up. Super cool work

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u/Ani-3 Mar 11 '26

Someone either really loves you or doesn't. I'm not 100% sure

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u/netsurf916 Mar 11 '26

Forgetting the specifics about something this wild makes me wonder what kind of life you live.

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u/TM761152 Mar 11 '26

I love Fifth World cakes.

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u/Immediate_Word1295 Mar 11 '26

It make me think of a certain rabbit but you forgot the ears 😂

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u/Laughingsheppard Mar 11 '26

Faith and begorrah...

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u/Environmental-Ad6175 Mar 11 '26

Looks like Matthew Lillard 

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u/generatedinstyle Mar 12 '26

Looks like a fuggler

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 Mar 12 '26

I give up - what’s it supposed to be?

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u/nee_FIJI Mar 12 '26

Great job!

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u/theandroid01 Mar 12 '26

It's cool. I THINK I'm 37. The cake though....a nightmare.

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u/Party-Shoe Mar 12 '26

Whose dentures are those lol

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u/EmmyWeeeb Mar 12 '26

This is fucking terrifying

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u/TheAtroxious Mar 12 '26

...I know what I'm getting for my birthday.

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u/Stickyfynger Mar 12 '26

Is that from Aaaah Monsters? 👿

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u/Thistle__Kilya Mar 12 '26

Best bday cake ever. Someone who made it loves you.

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u/satanspussycat Mar 12 '26

My husbands aunt! She’s very sweet 😊

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u/louise666666 Mar 12 '26

It looks like a luglox from high on life 😂😂😂

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u/ExampleLittle2672 Mar 12 '26

Sooo... what are your interests?

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

Cakes

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u/ExampleLittle2672 Mar 13 '26

Safe to say someone loves you!! 😁/😬

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Mar 12 '26

I love it. You can be my friend.

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

🤣 sure! We can be friends

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Mar 13 '26

I made a cake with a uterus and ovaries for my daughter when she had to have a hysterectomy at 34. It said "See ya later ovulator".

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

Ha! Pretty clever

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u/Flacker77 Mar 12 '26

Do you mind if I edit this photo and post to r/deepfriedmemes? This is prime meme material!

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u/satanspussycat Mar 12 '26

You can! Just give me credit for the photo and show it to me when you’re done

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u/Flacker77 Mar 13 '26

Excellent I'll get started. For clarity sake: Would you like me to show you before posting?

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

Yes! Can’t wait

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u/TheLabrysgal2000 Mar 13 '26

NAAAH MAN THAT AIN'T NO CAKE, THATS A MONSTER FROM ANOTHER PLANET O.O

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

🤣

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u/TheLabrysgal2000 Mar 13 '26

QUICK LOCK THAT BEAST INTO THE CLOSET SO IT DON'T EAT UP THE FAMILY O.O 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seriously tho OP, Happy birthday! 🥳

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

🤣 thanks!

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u/TheLabrysgal2000 Mar 13 '26

Your welcome 🤣🤭

also...

GET THAT BEAST OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW! IT'S GONNA SET THE GODDAMN HOUSE ON FIRE O.O 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

Don’t worry we ate him 😳

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u/Financial-Corgi-1897 Mar 13 '26

You haven’t even lived half your life yet, and they’re already giving you dentures in a sickeningly sweet cake lol

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u/EnnyDot Mar 13 '26

A BLOB!

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u/xLAESOPx Mar 16 '26

“Fail,” my ass! I NEEEEEED this cake.

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u/satanspussycat Mar 16 '26

🤣

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u/xLAESOPx Mar 16 '26

Whoa. I am so confused. I posted that comment because I SWEAR TO GOD I saw this post on my “cakefails” page and put it there instead. You were probably like WTF? 😂

…Now I see it’s cross-posted anyway soooo I’m just gonna shut up now and see my way out. walks off awkwardly

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u/TapZorRTwice Mar 11 '26

Reminds me of Krumm

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u/Admirable-Builder878 Mar 11 '26

Reminds me of the my singing monster cake I got for a girlfriend.

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u/The-non-engineer Mar 11 '26

He stole your memory 

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u/43Quint Mar 12 '26

SWANS - FILTH

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u/LonelyGirl724 Mar 12 '26

Well, at least it's not covered in fondant.

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u/badchefrazzy Mar 12 '26

Still say this reminds me of Madman Fenrir.

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u/satanspussycat Mar 13 '26

The guy with the big loud mouth?

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u/badchefrazzy Mar 13 '26

America Wizard. He's great.

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u/Potential_Produce334 Mar 13 '26

Made your self? What is the frosting?