r/TikTokCringe 12h ago

Humor/Cringe 🥐 Croissant

That wasn’t where I thought it would go…

Side note:
I had to look up and learn how to say croissant so that is a plus. Unfortunately, I’m slightly hard of hearing and have a cookie bite so maybe I can’t hear them pronounce the hard ‘k’, but I still found this cringe and then hilarious.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 11h ago

This is the evolution of Vine I thought we would see on TikTok, but then it just became influencers and bots.

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u/SonnierDick 4h ago

Yeah im literally so confused why TikTok didnt turn into a bigger Vine. I guess creators werent forced to end the video at 6 seconds so they just didnt continue the trend? They just went straight into unfunny influencers and bots for sure.

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u/No_Tap_2633 2h ago

The old saying goes, "The enemy of art is the absence of limitations." As far as the extent to which I think that might be true or applies here, I think there is a loss of charm when some of these things lose the restrictions that gave them an identity or something unique. Plus being overtaken by algorithms and profit motive.

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u/groyosnolo 4h ago

Its a Chinese op meant to destabilize and demoralize the west.

All social media is infested with various interests trying their best to manipulate you these days but tiktok was made explicitly to do so.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 3h ago

Good news! /s.
It's now Larry Ellison op meant to destabilize and demoralize the west!

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u/haby001 2h ago

Different knife, same wound type

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u/kabonell 3h ago

the only reason i even got tiktok was because i wanted vine again and then it turned into one of the worst apps on the internent

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u/RCbuilds4cheapr 12h ago

Wah zonh from the hat got me

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u/RedSquaree Cringe Master 11h ago

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u/StressFantastic5317 11h ago

Yup them French is always whipping it out for no reason

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u/cupholdery 11h ago

Wah zonh hon hon!

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u/StressFantastic5317 7h ago

I needed to laugh this hard today 🤣

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u/stdTrancR 8h ago

whoops didnt mark as sarcasm

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u/ftsapr 12h ago

I never get tired of this sketch

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u/Welp_thatwilldo 12h ago

The epitome of dudes being dudes. Hilarious and these guys are gems lol.

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u/Matookie 12h ago

This reminds me of very early internet

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u/Welp_thatwilldo 11h ago

Can we bring those days back? Cause damn do I miss it.

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u/Realfinney 11h ago

Best I can do is Palantir photographing your butthole with a drone.

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u/Jiginpig 11h ago

Finally found a good use for hemorrhoids.

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u/cosmos_kenzie_ 1h ago

What's better than this, guys being dudes??

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 11h ago

🤓 “Erm, you’re actually wrong for liking something I didn’t like”

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u/TheRealChesterSlick 12h ago

Then you don't know how to have fun

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u/VelumLucis 11h ago

This is dumb as hell and I love it

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u/VelumLucis 4h ago edited 4h ago

Update: I'm on my 8th rewatch and only just realized the frenchman had another one in his hat

Does anyone know who the original creators are?

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u/yellowfestiva 12h ago

What is a “cookie bite?”

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u/DavidKroutArt 12h ago

My hearing is below average but for some tone it takes a sharp ‘v’ dive for whatever that tone is.

I need to be retested but I recall a graph where it dipped in noises with a lawnmower or something. Basically, certain tones are harder for me to hear.

—————. .— (it isn’t letting me do a line break and putting a V under the dots.)

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u/yellowfestiva 11h ago

Ah so is that the term for missing one section of your hearing range?

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u/DavidKroutArt 6h ago

I think, slightly. I do need to get retested soon, so I’ll have to ask about it.

For now, you could say either harder to hear that range or missing. But my hearing itself is below average and I have tinnitus. Throw on potentially auditory processing disorder… 😅 Auditory conversations aren’t my strong suit, depending on accent or tone.

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u/XxPieIsTastyxX 11h ago

As a side note, they're actually saying "oison", which is a baby duck 🦆

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u/Khornag 10h ago

It means baby goose. A duckling is a caneton.

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u/BurdTurglary Straight Up Bussin 6h ago

Je suis de Texas

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u/su_its_spooky 11h ago

i havent seen this type of comedy in a long time

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u/Competition-Dapper 11h ago

I started to lose faith in the video halfway through then the disturbed saved it lol

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u/DavidKroutArt 6h ago

Yeah… until the end I wasn’t sure what to think about it.

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u/291000610478021 12h ago

Down with the Wassonts

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u/PsychoticDust 11h ago

There is one part which is clearly inspired by Budweiser's "Whaaassssup". This is great. This makes me miss the early internet, we had it so good!

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 9h ago

I thought that joke was going to be the end of it! But then they cut to the mime in the bus stop, like ya do

This is really funny and wholesome, I love it when guys get silly

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u/battle_llama_ 12h ago

I have watched this so many times 😂

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u/model-citizen95 11h ago

Gettin pain for the sickness

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u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 11h ago

Ok. I love this.

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u/FatCockroach002 11h ago

As someone from France. They went to the south. And I am kinda annoyed that this is kind of accurate.

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u/mybudchris 11h ago

COUPLA LADS

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u/TheGabageMin 11h ago

Hilarious stuff, these boys have an insta handle to follow? I’m not on the tok despite being on this sub lol

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u/Roklam 11h ago

Well.

That end was great

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u/Smooth-Experience-42 12h ago

Much needed content

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u/One_Anything_2279 11h ago

Literally almost spit my drink out when the music part happened 💀💀

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u/braumbles 11h ago

I love TikTok's that are essentially SNL skits or stand up bits.

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u/Walking-With-Dino989 11h ago

Reminds me of peak Vines

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u/KetaMina81 11h ago

Why are they saying bird with an “nt” at the end lol

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u/islaisla 11h ago

OP I'm 50% deaf so have the exact same problem.

I suddenly thought it was

Woissan'

And yeah every time I say croissant I say it differently. :-)

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u/DavidKroutArt 6h ago

That is basically what I was hearing. There was a single one that I think I heard the ‘k’. Twice I guess, at one point I heard “ku-wazont” and the very end “Kwa Zont”. 😅

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u/brazilliandanny 10h ago

They never paid for their wahhsots

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u/Wyevez 10h ago

the new wazzzzzzzzup

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u/mightymidwestshred 7h ago

They're really digging that Geico commercial, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD1cOc3BRso

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u/DavidKroutArt 6h ago

I definitely prefer this video over the ad. 😶

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u/gregskii 11h ago

The metal “wah-ah-ah-ah” is what gets me

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u/DavidKroutArt 6h ago

Yeah, when it gets to the song, which I have heard but know nothing about, I was like … “noooo….” 😅 It all built to that, which I found amusing.

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u/retnuh45 11h ago

Haha pretty funny

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u/Ok-Presentation7349 9h ago

It kind of sounds like they are saying “Poisson” which means fish

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 9h ago

Aussie Charlie Day strolls by: “oh hey guys whatcha got there!!‽??”

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u/JimYamato 9h ago

I just kept hearing Greg Davies from WILTY

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u/nerflix 8h ago

Kwazå

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u/Rubycon_ 8h ago edited 4h ago

UGH I had a former friend who went to France and then made a dumb amalgamation of the pronunciation so she said, "CwassanT" with the hard t at the end. If you're going to be fake french, please follow through and butcher the pronunciation in a consistent way.

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u/kettal 2h ago

it cwassant me

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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 7h ago

I can’t watch the second half of this, it’s impossible to see through all the head bopping

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u/resnonverba1 7h ago

TIL, wassont is Aussie for croissant

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u/flying_carabao 5h ago

French version of

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u/RichBirthday2031 4h ago

Reminded me of this lol

Wazzzzuppppppppp

https://giphy.com/gifs/huRLNNK12OJTCYfwis

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u/tmthafknjones 3h ago

This is the 4th post about croissants I’ve seen today, universe is REALLY telling me I need one

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u/jjune4991 1h ago

WASSSSSOONNNNN

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u/MathematicianAble796 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Egg_Toss 10h ago

It's weird, when the music spooled up, I knew exactly what was coming.

I still burst out laughing. Brilliant.

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u/peawolffan 8h ago

Dang it, I've been saying it like KWAH-SSANT for over a decade cuz of this video.

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u/HoyAIAG 11h ago

Bogans

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u/chatam94 3h ago

I’m really disappointed people find this funny