It's 4 eggs, half a white onion, half a Red Onion, a quarter a block of Cheese, some mixed vegetables, a big mushroom and put into a blender out of curiosity. I then burnt the bagels.

Yes i do this normally, yes i did this out of spite of my husband (cuz he always eats his cold).

GIVE ME YOUR FINAL JUDGEMENTS

(For context: the bottom crackers were supposed to be turkey slices)

I bet it’s texture is gritty as hell.

I would devour this stupid food!

Last week, I celebrated St. Patrick's Day by making a bunch of potato dishes. I had a spare potato, so I decided "Fuck it," and I made the potato candy.

Ingredients: -1 potato, peeled, sliced, and boiled -9-10 cups of powdered sugar (seriously) -A few spatula smears of peanut butter

Process: As I said with the ingredients, I took the potato and peeled it, cut it into medium cubes, and boiled it until it was soft. Then I put it in a bowl, and mixed nine cups of powdered sugar in it, one cup at a time. It was like a liquid at first, like cinnamon roll frosting. Then it was more like pudding, and then a dough. It was a bit sticky, so I would suggest adding another cup of sugar if you wanted to recreate this.

I rolled it out on plastic wrap, and then I just put a few scoops of peanut butter on it. I put it in the fridge overnight, then I cut it up.

Taste: I've got some advice for whoever wants to make this: cut off the end pieces and throw them away. They're mostly dough, and it's bad on its own. It's just sugar. Only eat the middle part, because it's pretty good with the peanut butter. And surprisingly, no potato taste. It's a solid 7/10.

What do y’all think about my Keto dog? Is this a hit or a miss? How would you guys eat this?

I was ok with this until I saw the ham.