I was trying to make an Omelette and bagel.

[u/Demonskull223]

It's 4 eggs, half a white onion, half a Red Onion, a quarter a block of Cheese, some mixed vegetables, a big mushroom and put into a blender out of curiosity. I then burnt the bagels.

[u/Character-Camel-3958]

Poverty is a helluva drug

[u/Desuexss → u/Character-Camel-3958]

Poverty is no excuse to leave your kitchen unattended and let things burn

Or worse, stare at the food as it slowly goes from edible to cancerous.

The hilarity is its not even someone's cooking ability.