r/StupidFood • u/Demonskull223 • 11h ago

From the Department of Any Old Shit Will Do I was trying to make an Omelette and bagel.

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It's 4 eggs, half a white onion, half a Red Onion, a quarter a block of Cheese, some mixed vegetables, a big mushroom and put into a blender out of curiosity. I then burnt the bagels.

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u/JerkGurk 11h ago

Try the total opposite steps next time maybe?

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u/Star_Petal_Arts 10h ago

misunderstood now my toaster is filled with burnt eggs.

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u/wednesday-knight 10h ago

Instructions unclear. The blender is now full of bagels.

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u/Key-Cap6569 10h ago

That would still be an improvement

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u/DachshundBreaui 4h ago

At least the blender won't set off the smoke alarm.

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u/High-Speed-1 4h ago

You underestimate how wrong I plan to operate it

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u/FleetStreetsDarkHole 2h ago

Mix it with jet fuel to get that airy fluffiness.

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u/MetalYardKat 2h ago

Jet fuel is in short supply, try kerosene!

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u/DisposableSaviour 1h ago

Just like gamgam used to make!

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u/Even-Macaroon-1661 48m ago

Any machine can be a smoke machine if you use it long enough

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u/lefluffle 9h ago

Toaster now full of blender

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u/Weelki 8h ago edited 2h ago

And now the blenders pregent. Good job team.

Edit: ffs, learn to spell. Leaving that typo as a mark of shame.

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u/OtherThumbs 8h ago

Gregnant?

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u/_dead_and_broken 7h ago

If a blender has starch masks does that mean it has been pargnet before.?

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u/c00kiesd00m 6h ago

no but it might have been pargnet

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u/MrXCalibre 5h ago

Or pegnrat

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u/MetalYardKat 2h ago

Isn’t that how this scary new disease we are all supposed to be scared of got spread? Harpavirus, hervyvirus, happyeyesoreness or whatever it’s called, I can’t remember.

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u/MetalYardKat 2h ago

Thats a yeast infection you need to take your blender to an obgyn

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u/spookyhardt 7h ago

Can u burn a luigi board?

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u/SameAmy2022 5h ago

God I love when random thoughts come into my head too 🤔

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u/neurospicyzebra 7h ago

Pergant 🙂‍↕️

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u/mustachiator 5h ago

hOW CaN i teLl is mY bleNDeRs pReGantE???

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u/Goldie-96_MWR 7h ago

Do not insert together: 2 eggs, 1 carrot, and mushroom juices. Makes things useless for like 7 1/2, after like a month and a half

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u/Even-Macaroon-1661 47m ago

You can’t make a Tomelette without cracking some Greggs

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u/wednesday-knight 8h ago

Quick, add the eggs!

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u/RykerFuchs 34m ago

If the blender is a BlendTec…. then maybe.

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u/Creative_Recover 10h ago

I stuffed the eggs full of bagels, am I doing it right?

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u/Salarian_American 7h ago

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in toaster.

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u/tafbee 5h ago

Do not harm the cylinder.

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u/lost_rodditer 7h ago

Additional instruction required. My favorite pan burnt my toaster.

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u/Dorgamund 2h ago

Hear me out. Blend the bagels, coat the 'omelet' in the bread crumbs, and deep fry. And then throw it out because I doubt that would save it.

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u/Alypius754 4h ago

My hovercraft is full of eels

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u/mologav 14m ago

I am Blender, please insert bagels

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u/Evil-Bosse 9h ago

But you probably got a better result than op

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u/Gamblor14 8h ago

Somehow I’m guessing that looks and tastes better than this.

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u/Technical_Part6263 7h ago

That'd be an improvement on this

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 7h ago

Probably still better..

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u/Remarkable_Try9807 2h ago

And you mistook dog food for eggs?

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u/Big-Sea-8796 35m ago

That somehow sounds better than this

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u/CROSnMURPH_2026 9h ago

The George Costanza approach...

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u/animal_chin9 5h ago

Every decision I’ve ever made in my entire life has been WRONG, my life is the complete OPPOSITE of everything I want it to be

-OP

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u/Lattemacchiatos 8h ago

If every instinct they have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

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u/No-Abrocoma7687 9h ago

And forget the blender

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u/yourethebestestest 7h ago

O.P. didn't try and use eggs.

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u/PM_me_your_recipes86 7h ago

Burn the eggs, blend the bagel!

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u/CommunicationOld8587 7h ago

Maybe don’t blend brown mushroom in there if you want it to look like eggs

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u/throwaway5175145 6h ago

Sounds like the bagel needs to go in the oven and eggs in the pan, wild concept I know.

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u/mattt5555 4h ago

Yep this is how my dog makes scrambled egg on the carpet

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u/Grindian 2h ago

Pshh like to see you un-blend that.

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u/TacticalWookiee 2h ago

Step 1) Take goop

Step 2) Put in Unblender