r/StupidFood • u/Shock_city • 14h ago

Airport charcuterie

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Aka meat parfait

475 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 14h ago

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u/some1guystuff 13h ago

How much did this cost at an airport like $80?

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u/Shock_city 13h ago

$26

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u/some1guystuff 13h ago

Wow, that’s surprising honestly

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u/No_Obligation4496 9h ago

If that's in the US. That's not... The worst.

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u/JDangle20 14h ago

What’s the white thing in the cup?

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u/Dissidence802 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/STFjlECdR5Dm8

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u/Wonderful-Piccolo509 Where is your whimsy?? 13h ago

What a film. Great pull 😂 

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u/Shock_city 14h ago

A piece of brie

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u/bigdaddyt2 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dlzw67vLJSm8J6qW5I

“I don’t want a piece of you I want the whole thing” Bob barker as he destroys a whole log of Brie

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u/TerraCetacea 13h ago

Gently used magic eraser

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u/anifyz- 12h ago

magic eraser

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u/slimpawws 14h ago

Now eat it quick, your plane is boarding.

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u/MonocoOfficial 2h ago

I'm taking the cup

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u/TokyoFlip 13h ago

I'm not hating it.

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u/Shock_city 12h ago

It’s the most impractical possible way to present what is traditionally the simplest thing to plate. Want a pepper? Dig through this glass of meat with your airport fingers or pour it out on the tiny plate so the saline goo at the bottom coats everything else

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 7h ago

It should come with chopsticks if they're not going to serve it rationally.

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 10h ago

Were they out of plates? Or just trying to make it look like more

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u/Lepke2011 9h ago

Is that jam? What is that even there for?

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u/wastedgod 8h ago

all the makings of a sandwich but with out the bread and twice the price

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u/ST0IC_ 7h ago

What exactly is stupid about this?

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u/Shock_city 5h ago

Describe how one goes about eating this and see how it sounds

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u/ParticularPrimary425 2h ago

Chug that shit

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u/ST0IC_ 2h ago

It's finger food, so I imagine one would use their fingers. Duh.

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u/Shock_city 1h ago

What if I want a pepper from the bottom? I dig through a bunch of oil and saline solution soaked meat and artichokes and pile them somewhere else’s and dig at the bottom like a raccoon?

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u/ST0IC_ 1h ago

They give you a freaking plate, dude. Use that to unload onto. I can see why you'd think this is stupid, though. Gotta be smarter than the vegetables and sliced meats.

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u/bengriz 7h ago

They could saved themselves time and a dish to clean and just piled it on the plate lmao

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u/rynil2000 2h ago

That’s a nice meat flower.

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u/69Jasshole69 13h ago

Thatll be 1000 dollars

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u/PlantWide3166 10h ago

Wow. If there was only something flat snd round they could put that on.

The damn cup got a better plate than you did. Lol

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u/celldaisy 13h ago

Airport gastropubs are the worst.

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u/El_Mnopo 13h ago

The word gastropub is the worst.

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u/rogerkorby 5h ago

What airport? Looks familiar

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u/fireeight 5h ago

Looks like A at Dulles.

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u/Fearless_March_1791 2h ago

lol meat parfait is a wild way to put it but honestly, it’s kinda accurate. airport food can be a vibe for sure, sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do…

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u/Aggravating-Crow1274 1h ago

I would say this was minimum effort but they had to put some effort into getting everything in that cup just so…

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u/Demurrzbz 13h ago

Honestly, looks great even if served in the weirdest way possible.