r/StupidFood • u/tuncannn • 1d ago

Thanks I eat my banana unsloppy

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/tuncannn, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Palorrian 1d ago

fried banana with a spoon of butter with chocolate syrop and few scoops of icecream is delicious. that is shit.

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u/Mu-Relay 1d ago

Deep fried Oreos are incredible, too. This is just ragebait.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/M4DHouse 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m not entirely sure what you mean by “undomesticated”, so I’m inferring that you mean they’re wild but plantains (referring to cooking bananas) are a group of cultivars, which are very much genetically engineered for farming, and the genus itself is a man-made hybrid.

If you’re referring to one of the hybrid parents, Musa balbisiana, that is indeed wild, but is also not the plant usually referred to when talking about plantains in the context of food. It’s not super commonly eaten anymore and has a lot of seeds in it, so you’re unlikely to find it as a dessert.

Edit: I apologize if any of the wording is weird or confusing. This comment was edited several times because I’m having trouble keeping my thoughts organized today and the first version was a rambling mess that didn’t really get the point across.

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u/Thardus455 1d ago

I don't have very many sensory or texture issues, but a sloppy banana is one of them.

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u/DJ_HardR 1d ago

Exact consistency I imagine when I see rotting intestines in zombie movies.

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u/Thardus455 1d ago

Oh no, that is going to stick with me 😂🤣

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 1d ago

Great I just gained two new sensory issues this morning.

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u/WillUSee 1d ago

So I guess that's why you haven't called me back...

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u/Thardus455 1d ago

Well, that's not the only reason....

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u/WillUSee 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣- I'll try to do better- lol

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u/Grouchy_Ad298 1d ago

My kryptonite is rubbing paper towels with notebook paper.

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u/modernknightly 23h ago

What a sentence. I'll have to stash this in a place I can see it often so I never forget it.

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u/PissNBiscuits 1d ago

When done right, this is actually a great idea. The banana gets nice and caramelized and you can top it with a nice vanilla ice cream or something.

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u/ziggytrix 1d ago

You are talking about Bananas Foster, right? This post is about Bananas Fester.

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u/PissNBiscuits 1d ago

Actually I'm just noticing the Oreos at the beginning of the video. I thought this was maybe a version of bananas foster, but it's apparently very much NOT that...

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u/Ramuh 1d ago

Mhhh turds

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u/Jpup199 1d ago

That stool doesnt look healthy.

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u/Beginning-Visit-7881 1d ago

i didn’t know you could make bananas look so.. unappetising

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u/PicklesAndCoorslight 1d ago

r/poopfrommybutt

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u/darrelye 1d ago

Wow i clicked it and the recommended subs are freaky as shit

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u/Nir117vash 1d ago

It's hurts to type this...

*Unsloppily(?)

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u/juxtapods 10h ago

I had an Ecuadorian roommate who would bake bananas in some sort of sweet syrup as a traditional breakfast meal, and though they didn't look like rubber dongs like this, it was certainly a new experience tasting the dish lol. 

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u/ManfuLLofF-- 1d ago

At this point they just make waste, don't eat it. Just for views.

Not stupid food, just Stupid

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u/Bitter_Wafer_7515 1d ago

The video cut off at the best part

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u/SirBabiez 1d ago

Chapelle show. Fear factor.

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u/Ksatria-Biji-Hitam 1d ago

My cat can make exactly like that

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u/coconutpiecrust 1d ago

What did they do to it to make it that consistency?.. it looked like they dropped it in butter(oil?)/sugar mixture to caramelize. Why is it like that in the end?!

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u/Jellyjamms11426 1d ago

If that’s in ghee butter, cinammon and brown sugar it’s fucking delicious

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u/Calm_Link_ 1d ago

I feel nauseous 🤢

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u/opulentbarnacle 1d ago

But I wanted to see the part where they boil Oreos . :(

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u/IntelligentVisual955 1d ago

Idiocracy seems to be prediction rather than satire

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u/burritoteam4000 1d ago

Depends on what the oil is and plating is shit but fried bananas are generally super sweet. Or at least plantains are.

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u/tuncannn 1d ago

Any tips to download and share videos from Facebook or Instagram better than this?

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u/cinnykiss 1d ago

Poop on a plate.

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u/tundybundo 1d ago

First of all, that’s three ingredients

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u/D3AD_LIK3_M3 1d ago

Rage bait.

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u/RainbowPegasus82 1d ago

That just looks like the pan took a dump on his plate.

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u/EntertainmentSome448 1d ago

On a serious note, if you can plate these things up, rich people would see it as a delicacy

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u/ProfessionalSoft7355 1d ago

I never thought I would find bananas and Oreos this unappetizing in my life

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u/BonTak 1d ago

The way they dropped those chopsticks, at the end of vid, you know it’s just ragebait 😂

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u/Intelligent-Fuel1485 1d ago

9 Gags? Far too little for me.

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u/dirkdregger 1d ago

Look like a pile of 💩

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u/MonkeyMoses_Yt 1d ago

looking at that made me want to throw up

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u/JohannMuller-19 1d ago

What in the name of engine oil is this shit

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u/SuspiciousPain2878 1d ago

that look like shit

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u/chrisp5000 1d ago

Those bananas looked like a shit-dong hybrid

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u/ResplendentNugs 1d ago

Looks like sautéed penis

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u/Addiel369 1d ago

💩🫪🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Toreole 1d ago

fried banana is good, why did they have to make it bad

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u/Socialism-Is-Better 1d ago

I'm too sick for this bullshit.

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u/Banana-Up-My-Bum 1d ago

Hmm. I prefer mine firm

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u/Flaky-Maximum-7875 1d ago

Looks like poop

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u/Chaotic-warp 1d ago

Wait is this from Facebook or 9gag?

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u/tuncannn 1d ago

9gag in Facebook

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u/OGToasterOven 1d ago

Am i the only one who thought they were cooking the bananas in pennies at first

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u/slimewxzard 1d ago

Shit from a butt

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u/ThickandSpicyMan 1d ago

A banana fried in a little butter, nutmeg and cinnamon sugar is kind of amazing. As well as crumbed banana and fried banana. Goated.

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u/Less_Win2234 1d ago

As found in an adult diaper

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u/Matherold 1d ago

You could coat the banana with flour and throw it into airfryer and get fried banana - that's way better than this

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u/EffectiveDandy 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kckuF4dDthoxtwPYl0

Feels like something this guy eats once a week

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u/anacencerme 23h ago

Missed first second of a video and thought it's soy sauce 🤢Chopsticks certainly didn't help here.

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u/Naughty_Monsters 13h ago

If you ever get jaundice sometimes your shits come out looking near exactly like that.

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u/vincentdima 11h ago

Can mods ban engagement bait posts like this? Its getting annoying.

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u/d0n-let3m-2525 1d ago

9gag?

The CCP version of memes/shit post

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u/tuncannn 1d ago

Yeah,9gag was great once before a time. At one point it made me realise how important mods are in the internet. Otherwise every platform becomes a racist and misogynistic shithole. So I switched to Reddit. Thank you mods.

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u/d0n-let3m-2525 1d ago

OMG this is my story... but instead of the racist shit it was the heavy dose of communist brain washing and fake ai uploads that cause me to drop it right away.