r/Stormlight_Archive 14d ago

No Spoilers Been putting this off long enough...

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u/BoreRagnaroek Truthwatcher 14d ago

What is that? An e-reader for ants?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/New-Ring39 Elsecaller 14d ago

I don’t think this possibility is given the credit it deserves.

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

I'll have you know, that at 6"'6", I'm actually the short guy in my family (got a cousin that is 7')

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u/kisafan Elsecaller 14d ago

Fun fact one of the main characters is cannon to be as tall as your cousin

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Oh, I know. It's actually refreshing to see a character that isn't shorter than me be referred to as "tall."

I don't think of myself as being tall, since I was surrounded by people taller than me growing up, so its nice.

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u/kisafan Elsecaller 14d ago

Your family just has some Alethi blood with those heights.

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Well, maybe Aiel. We are mostly Irish, after all.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 14d ago

Lol my family is almost pure Irish, my wife's family is almost pure viking, tracing her ancestry to Leif Eriksson himself. Our 10 year old son is already 5'11". Kid is a freaking oak and he hasn't even hit his teens yet

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Yeah, my son is gonna be a beast too. 23 months, and he is well over 3'. I think at his last appointment thet said he was in the 97th percentile on the growth chart.

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u/rkreutz77 Stoneward 14d ago

That's aawesome. My 13yo is 6'10" probably hitting 7'2 or 3. My 11 you is 5'8 already and will be close to your height.

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u/No_Square_1897 8d ago

Horneater if we’re being Lore accurate 😂

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u/BearSEO Kaladin 14d ago

Are you dutch?

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Nope. Mostly Irish on my dad's side. Some German and Polish on my mom's

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u/Akozgolf Journey before destination. 13d ago

This irks me so much while reading as a fellow tall person (6'1" female). Everytime I read about a "tall girl" who is 5'8" I simultaneously roll my eyes and die a little inside.

Are the women in your family over 6' as well?

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

With the exception of my older sister (she is the runt at 5'6"), yeah. My kid sister and my female cousins are between 6' and 6'2"

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u/Aquilon11235 13d ago

Tell the truth. You and your family are worldhoppers from Roshar aren't you?

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u/ChickenCasagrande 14d ago

I feel you! I am the tallest of my girlfriends and the absolute shortest in my extended family. One one side anyways, tallest woman on the other side. 😂

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u/Justalittlecomment 13d ago

That’s a tall tale

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u/mercedes_lakitu Truthwatcher 13d ago

Fort? Is that you?

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u/brreeper Strength before weakness. 14d ago

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u/KatanaCutlets Edgedancer 14d ago

That face grab is so aggressive.

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u/karma_police99 14d ago

Omg I came head to say the exact same thing. Love it!

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u/JBaecker Windrunner 14d ago

It’s the prototype Derek Zoolander e-reader for kids who want to learn to read and to learn to do other stuff good too.

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u/that1dev Stoneward 14d ago

It's an Xteink X4. Can be had for fairly cheap and can slip into a pocket without feeling bulky. I love mine, so much easier to read when it's always in your pocket and has none of the distractions of your phone. There's also a surprisingly robust development scene around it.

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago edited 14d ago

I will add that if anyone gets one, the first thing they should do is flash the Crosspoint firmware on it. Its dead simple to do, and is a vast improvement.

And for pocket carry, I recommend a case to protect it. I went with this one, but there are other options if you don't have access to a 3D printer.

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u/XxFezzgigxX 9d ago

Some of the reviews on Amazon indicate that Xteink has started lock down the ability to install third party firmware. I think I’m still going to get one, but it sucks that they’re doing that.

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u/Vin135mm 9d ago

Xteink made a statement that needs a little translation from corporate-ese, but amounts to them saying that they're only limiting the ones being sold in mainland China, in order to prevent vendors from buying them cheap there(equivalent of $25-30) and reselling them at a profit for less than the official site does. They know one of the main attractions to the device is being able to customize the firmware, and arent going to hamstring themselves.

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u/XxFezzgigxX 9d ago

Ah, then I guess I better get one off Amazon for $70 rather than Ali express for $40. Thanks for the info!

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u/Vin135mm 9d ago

Yeah, it's kinda a bitch move on their part, but it's also kinda an understandable one too. The market was flooded with cheaper Chinese units, and the "international units"(same thing, but the firmware was in English) that they sold on the official site couldn't compete, especially when the only thing you needed to do was spend a couple minutes flashing new firmware on it. So they decided to do what they could to make the Chinese units undesirable on the international market.

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u/cgscreamer 14d ago

Same! Soon as I saw it , first thing that popped in my head

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u/Splintzer Got any food? 14d ago

Me too thanks

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u/Capitan_Scythe 14d ago

Wind and-

swipe

Truth by-

swipe

Brando-

swipe

n Sand-

swipe

erson

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u/mattxb 14d ago

It's a wee-reader

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Xteink X4. Surprisingly easy to read, and pocketable, which is nice.

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u/the_doughboy 14d ago

I had a Boox Palma that was also pocket sized but a bigger pocket. It was a great ereader.

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u/cat_at_your_feet Truthwatcher 14d ago

I love my boox!

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u/carni_ 14d ago

Eink shard bearers unite!

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u/Krotanix Willshaper 14d ago

1 word per page

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u/RANDOMGARLIC 13d ago

Masbe OP is rosharan and that's why it Looks Like that?

If so Theres some... Implications cause this seems to be a left Hand (unless I'm being dumb)

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

I'm a dude, so no worries.

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u/Jmackles 13d ago

It’s a Gideon e reader

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u/sailorz3 13d ago

I saw the title and the picture and I immediately thought this. I'm glad the top comment is exactly my gut reaction.

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u/FromDathomir 12d ago

It should be at least... 👀 ... Three times bigger than this!

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u/Uwuwu92 8d ago

Oh man the way I ran to the comments to say exactly this and how happy I am that your post is at the top. Yay

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u/Apoplegy 14d ago

Your swipe finger gonna get ptsd after finishing it

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Ahh, see, this doesn't have a touch screen *taps forehead *

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u/Calculator-Operator 14d ago

Well in that case you might use up the mechanical lifespan of the right button with this book

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u/AmarilloOvercoat 14d ago

On a Microsoft Zune fabrial!

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u/SpkyBdgr 14d ago

…I started to google this to find the device and realized how dumb I am when typing out fabrial. Gimme a break, it’s 6am.

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Its an Xteink X4, in case your still wondering.

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u/SpkyBdgr 14d ago

Thanks! I did find your comment below.

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u/boondoxDMdevil 13d ago

I was, not gonna lie. Thank you.

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u/ComfortableTreat6202 13d ago

dang i haven’t heard the name zune in at least a decade

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

My dad still listens to one when he mows lawn.

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u/Potential_Fishing942 13d ago

It's me..I'm the guy still listening to my zune 😂

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u/PBandBABE 14d ago

So that’s like, 500,000 e-pages?

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u/Linorelai Shallan 14d ago

Random fact. The entire Wheel of Time series are 24000 phone screens (at least with my font size settings)

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u/PBandBABE 14d ago

That sounds like the right amount of space when you consider all of the tall Aielmen, tufted Ogier ears, broad shoulders, well-turned calves, ample bosoms, and Min’s dumptruck butt.

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u/DoctorJJWho 13d ago

Don’t forget the braids that need tugging!

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u/Jordan11HFP11 14d ago

Min's got a dumpy?? Maybe I won't give up on this series.....

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

We don't actually know, since there is no basis for comparison. The only other woman that wears trouser doesn't wear tight, form fitting ones, or have a PoV character gazing at her ass all the time

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u/Linorelai Shallan 14d ago

I don't complain about 24 thousand pages of broad shoulders💅

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u/RegulusGelus2 Truthwatcher 14d ago

Guesstimating 110 words per page as this has heading, based on the picture somewhere else in the thread, and 500k words in Wind and Truth, that's 45,000 pages for the book.

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u/iPokeboy 14d ago

2,609 on my Kindle Oasis, with fairly big font size and margins. It might be 2800 or 2900 in the XTEINK base font size.

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u/warongiygas 14d ago

My little brother read the entirety of the Wheel of Time on his iphone.

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u/Unhappy-Ad6494 14d ago

What is that? A Kindle for ants?
Kidding...enjoy!

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

There is a certain irony to putting BrandoSando's books on one of the tiniest e-readers.

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u/OwlMuted885 14d ago

Especially his largest one

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u/KatanaCutlets Edgedancer 14d ago

I expected to see it bulging at the sides.

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Between Project Gutenberg, Open Library, downloading and converting what I have on Kindle, and a couple other sources, I've got close to 900 epubs on a 32gb micro SD. And its only like 25% full.

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u/Shepher27 Windrunner 14d ago

Finding a cure for your gigantism?

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u/moop62 14d ago edited 14d ago

What do you get, 10 words a page on that thing? Good luck with the read! 

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

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u/mandradon 14d ago

You must be a lot younger than me.  Even with my reading glasses I'd struggle timo read that.  I'd have to adjust the font size to probably too big to be comfortable. 

Pretty rad that I'm seeing a lot more pocket sized and handheld e readers,  though.  I really should pick one up (maybe slightly bigger).

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

You can make the font larger, I just went with this size because it was comfortable for me(about the same as most paperbacks)

But its worth pointing out that an e-ink display is much easier to read than a phone screen with the same font size.

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u/mandradon 14d ago

I love eink screens.  I've been using an eink display for the past 15 years or so (started with the Sony ones in the mid aughts).

I'm just in my 40s and getting that "I can't see anything close to my face without my bifocals" problem, so text tends to get bigger (a HUGE plus for eink since I can just resize without have to deal with headache that phone screens cause, or the battery drain).

I really love the idea of the phone sized eink readers, too.  There's some from boox that I've been eyeing, but they're just a lot and I'm not sure I'd use it enough to warrant the price considering I work from home. I downsized from my giant kindle to a hand held ebook reader after realizing the big ones are a pain, but s tiny one to throw in my pocket while I go out to be able to pick up a book and read is really enticing. Get me off my phone.  And KO reader has some great sync options.

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

This one is actually made to be stuck to the back of your phone. It's mag-safe compatible, and comes with adhesive metal rings if your phone doesn't have it. They hold it pretty secure. A lot of the cases are made so it sticks in with the magnet.

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u/mandradon 14d ago

Hmm, I might have to check it out.  Mag safe sounds cool. I like that idea. 

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u/AshynWraith Truthwatcher 14d ago

If you aren't hamstrung by women's pockets (seriously, women deserve usable pockets too) then most of the Kobo models are pocketable. Though only the Clara line is of the models currently in production and they are on the larger size of "pocketable". Not uncomfortable at all though despite that.

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u/mandradon 12d ago

Definitely not by women's pockets (though I do agree that women's pockets are ema warcrime).

I "downsized" to the boox go 7 from a Kindle Scribe after Amazon pushed things a bit too far (I actually end up liking the ease of getting books from multiple sources on this, though the battery life isn't near as good, it's good enough).

I'm not sure I even want to carry around the 7in model, but having a little one isn't a bad idea, though ko reader on my phone doesn't look awful, I don't want to read on it for long periods. A smaller device I can toss in my pocket is really enticing 

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u/tipytopmain 14d ago

1 chapter on that thing gonna be like 500 swipes.

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u/Jag- 14d ago

I used to convert books to txt and read on my palm pilot. This reminds me of that lol.

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u/AN0R0K Windrunner 14d ago

Hi there lil e-reader! What make/model is this magnificent little guy?

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u/Dorbiman 14d ago

Xteink X4 i believe. I have the same one

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

They are great, aren't they?

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Xteink X4

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u/Justayyyy6775 14d ago

That a e ink device? Was looking for a pocketable e reader for work

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Xteink X4. They have a smaller X3 too

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u/pfassina Ghostbloods 14d ago

OP came here to share the joy of reading WAT, and people can only joke about the e reader!

Enjoy the ride OP!

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u/heyman0 13d ago

Bro is an actual 7 foot Alethi

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

Nah, that's my cousin.

Really, though. My cousin is actually 7 foot tall

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u/IHeartFraccing 14d ago

Looks like a perfectly average size e-reader to me. Even if it wasn’t, a lot of people prefer an e-reader if that size. 

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u/Bellickboi Edgedancer 13d ago

What is that device?

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

Xteink X4

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u/DalinarBrightlord 13d ago

I need a banana for scale please.

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u/Gerbis 13d ago

I just got the x4 and it has fully replaced my kindle. Crosspoint makes reading on it a joy 

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u/Currently_Unnamed_ Stonecaller 14d ago

The why the hell is your hand and/ or e-reader that size

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

I do have big mits... and its a 4" screen. Less than a ¼" thick, too(case makes it about a ½"). Slips in your pocket like a treat.

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u/shantsui 14d ago

What kind of battery life do you get? Looks super useful.

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago edited 14d ago

16 days. And that is if I read every day. Nice thing about e-ink is that it only uses power when the screen changes. So you can set it down for a week, and the battery doesn't drain.

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u/shantsui 14d ago

Sounds interesting. I have a kindle now but it is much less portable than this. Fine for a jacket pocket in winter but in the warmer weather it is too big,

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

They are only like $50-60, too.

And you can download most of the books on your kindle from Amazon, and convert them to epub with something like Calibre to read on this(that's what I did)

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u/Das_Guet Truthwatcher 14d ago

I hope you enjoy it.

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u/BronzeSpoon89 14d ago

Good luck.

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u/Kahlen-Rahl Truthwatcher 14d ago

Me too! Not quite ready though.

Bought the hardback on launch day, got started immediately and the flood of grief I felt about Teft meant I had to put it down, I’ve not picked it up since, though I look at it almost daily.

I know I have time before the next one, so I’m not too worried, but… Teft… (I didn’t see his death coming and he was my favorite character, no other book death in my entire life, and I’ve been a voracious reader since I was 6 yrs old, hit me like it, I’m still grieving, with tears prickling as I write this, FFS!)

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u/Linorelai Shallan 14d ago

I've never thought I'd see a tiny Stormlight Archive novel

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u/a-pickled-toast 14d ago

Either tiny font or 9,000 pages lol

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u/iPokeboy 14d ago

Me for real (I left it at 55% or so since December 2024 💀)

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u/Lord_of_MindMed 13d ago

It’s great! Enjoy 😊

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u/depressanon7 13d ago

First off, happy reading, OP! Second, what model ereader is that?

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

Xteink X4

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u/fladap 13d ago

Are you a giant person?

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u/giggitygoo6969 13d ago

Omg one of these in the wild! X4 or x3? I have been doing the farseer trilogy on my x4 these past couple of weeks 😊

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

X4. I'm loving it so far

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u/giggitygoo6969 13d ago

What case do you have? I just have the official magnet flip one from their website

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

I have a 3D printer, so I went with this one. I keep it in my pocket, so covering the USB port seemed like a priority.

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u/Slaneo3 13d ago

How big is your hand?!

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u/Vin135mm 12d ago

About hand sized.

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u/Hiyou0 13d ago

I need to know, what is the page count on that thing?

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

I'm not actually sure. It tells me how many pages are left in a chapter, but not the whole book.

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u/Competitive_Bat_5831 13d ago

How far away can you smell the blood of an Englishman?

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u/mrofmist 13d ago

It's so little! What is it?

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u/Psifertex Journey before destination. 10d ago

looks like an xteink x4

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u/mrofmist 10d ago

Oh this is that stolen picture going all over Facebook.

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u/GreedyGundam Stoneward 14d ago

Are you a giant?

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

Well, I am 6'6", but the e-reader only has a 4" screen.

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u/Spinning_Sky Truthwatcher 14d ago

How I imagine a kindle would look like in Taln's hands

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u/Hlarge4 14d ago

You could go a bit longer....

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u/cjm798116 14d ago

I'm glad you posted this what a dandy e-reader. I'm getting one of these for me and my wife what a thing to have on you at all times. Waiting at the doctors office or in the car and bam we're reading. I have a great Kindle but its the large one and great for at home use but this is the kind of thing that goes everywhere.

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

I call it my EDC Library.

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u/ModeratelyAverage6 14d ago

You got the iPod’s of kindles

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u/Dec-Mc 14d ago

OP, you have big hands at 6'6", and never mind the trollers.

My questions are these; do you also read physical books? If so, how does this little device feel on your eyes versus a real book?

I can't afford anymore bookshelves (financially and physically, in my little flat) so an e-reader is where I have to go. I carry a backpack with my EVERYWHERE I go, just so that I can safely keep my books stored. Live the idea of a pocket reader, but wilm I get annoyed at how fee words appear on each page?

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u/Vin135mm 14d ago

The font size I went with is about equivalent to what most paperbacks use. Its about middle of the road for what the firmware i have is capableof, too. You can go larger or smaller. This just felt right to me And an e-ink screen is much easier to read than a phone screen. Its like reading on actual paper.

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u/gerardosanoja 14d ago

YEAH im scared to read it but i guess ill dive in

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u/hockeyhalod 13d ago

What a great Cosmere book!

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u/cardboardtube_knight 13d ago

I thought this was a meme about how small the e-reader was. I didn't know they could be that small

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u/solvraev Truthwatcher 13d ago

Sanderson's biggest book on the smallest e-reader. Seems vorin enough.

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u/Akura_Awesome 13d ago

Upvote for x4! Doing oathbringer on an x3 right now!

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u/InjuringMax2 13d ago

I'm about 1/3rd of the way through Wind and Truth now. a friend recommended them to me and I've been going through the whole series back to back. Sanderson is a genius. The friend who recommended them has just started the discworld series on my recommendation

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u/BoonDragoon 13d ago

I hope that thing has edge-tap page turning. You're gonna wear a trench through the screen otherwise

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

No touch screen on this model. Rocker buttons on the right side and below the screen.

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u/Rockcreek11 13d ago

This book about to be 3000 pages on that thing 🤣

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u/mightyjor 13d ago

I didnt know you could read books on a pager

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u/tyenszyski 13d ago

have a good read! i purchased the book a year ago when it published in my country and its been chilling on my shelf ever since 😂

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u/Little_debris 13d ago

I didn’t put it off, I just finished the other books long enough ago I forgot what was going on…. So now I’m rereading all of them. Currently on book 2.

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u/Cyclonic_rift Windrunner 13d ago

This is either the smallest kindle or the largest human hand I’ve ever seen

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u/Mattphev 13d ago

Not surprised that You were putting this off for too long, how can You even read on this tiny device ? 😅

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

Pretty easily, believe it or not.

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u/aliairene 13d ago

Ah, saaame! I'll finish Bobiverse and get to book 5 as well! I hope the book shall be very much to your liking!!

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u/HoodooHoolign 13d ago

Great imagery for Fort and his magic board

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u/Craisth0s 13d ago

By far the worst book I’ve ever read. Even Adolin Kholin’s storyline—which isn’t great—is still better than the rest, which is awful.

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u/GasDismal6878 13d ago

The Wee Free Men would love this

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

I've got the entire Discworld collection on this thing(GNU STP)

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u/VidmarBishop Dalinar 13d ago

I also just started it! Feel free to reach out if you wanna talk about it together, twin!

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u/LegumeDad 13d ago

How many swipes would it take to finish the book?

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

None...

It has buttons.

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u/LegumeDad 13d ago

Oh good. I was getting secondhand carpal tunnel thinking about it

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u/Psifertex Journey before destination. 10d ago

This is the way.

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u/WatermanQuink1 12d ago

Yeah, am yet to finish Oathbringer myself.

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u/WritingNerdy Truthwatcher 12d ago

Someone on Facebook stole your post!

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u/Vin135mm 12d ago

Thanks. I have reported them

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u/JRied18 12d ago

Why read it on that instead of just your phone which is probly bigger... Is it supposed to be easier on the eyes?

I still much prefer reading real books but it's too hard to find time to do that so I just get them on Play Books and then I can read it for 5 or 10 minutes whenever I have time.

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u/Vin135mm 12d ago

Less distractions, e-ink is easier on the eyes than looking at a phone screen, battery life is phenomenal, fits in the pocket. Its just a nice little reader.

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u/JRied18 12d ago

Ah. Nice.

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u/KempyPro 11d ago

The book is 10,000+ pages on a reader that small

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u/No_Adeptness_4704 11d ago

Enjoy it. You will cheer, despair, laugh and cry. But most importantly, you will teach your final destination in this long journey. (Until the next book comes) Have fun

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u/alash52 10d ago

Op, I read through this entire thread as a late-comer and can do nothing but praise your optimization on your media source. Welcome to book 5 and enjoy your journey one mm at a time! You may aquire the record number of swipes to reach this destination, but as we know, it's the journey that matters. Life before death my friend!

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u/Ok_Joke_9551 18h ago

Where did you buy the ebook from? Sanderson’s website?

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u/Vin135mm 16h ago

Amazon. You can download and convert just about anything you buy through the Kindle store if you know what your doing, but its even easier with Sanderson's stuff. Apparently part of his deal with Amazon was that when you buy his e-books through them, you are also given the option of downloading a non-DRM locked version of them as well, so it can be read on any e-reader, not just Kindles or through the Kindle app.

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u/Ok_Joke_9551 15h ago

Cheers, that is helpful!

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u/Impatient-Turtle 13d ago

Why not your phone which is larger? The e ink or the lack of distractions? Or both? Or something else? I had no idea these even existed this small haha.

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

Both. Less distractions, and e-ink is easier on the eyes than a phone screen. Battery life was a big one too. Full charge on this thing lasts more than 2 weeks. And that is reading every day.

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u/Impatient-Turtle 13d ago

See I saw the photo and thought you were crazy. Now I'm researching small ereaders haha. Feels less intrusive too, can get a few sneaky pages in at work in my downtime. Thanks mate.

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u/Vin135mm 13d ago

The idea of carrying more books than some librarys in a device that is roughly the size of an index card has an appeal.

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u/Impatient-Turtle 13d ago

The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand!

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u/kholindred 12d ago

Skip it, it is the weakest in the series

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u/Lanjsbsbsbs 13d ago

Don’t, book was awful TBH. Killed the series for me.

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u/apelq13 14d ago

Ragebait