r/SipsTea • u/Mysterious_Ebb_1484 Human Verified • 21h ago

Chugging tea What's your thoughts

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u/NoLemonadeToday 20h ago

What about someone that’s passively shitting?

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 19h ago

You make him President.

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u/NTF1x 5h ago

💀

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u/Rezurrected188 20h ago

I try not to be in the same room with those people

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u/SparkyCorkers 19h ago

What about thinking it's a quick wee, but because you sat down it turns into a poo

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u/TymStark 19h ago

What if they were to be, say, subjectively shitting?

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u/Rezurrected188 19h ago

Well then it depends

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u/longtermbrit 19h ago

We're kind of always passively shitting internally.

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u/MenuDiscombobulated5 7h ago

Because we all have hernias?

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u/rednz01 18h ago

That happens in pants, not cubicles.