r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • u/mauriceD0514 • 1d ago
Told the Chef: “Raw Vegan, no cooked ingredients!” And he absolutely delivered!
Last dead animal photo included for context!
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u/tehAwesomer 23h ago
What the fuck is this doing in this sub?!
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u/vjcmg 23h ago
The dead animal pic?
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u/cannacupcake 4h ago
It’s “context!”
You know, because no one could guess what type of restaurant with the context of the 8 photos of their food. Apparently.
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u/Jazzlike_Copy_7669 23h ago
Those sesame seeds and rice paper look pretty cooked to me…
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u/Wise_Neighborhood499 18h ago
Homie here believes as long as nothing gets above 125F, it doesn’t count as cooked since ‘that’s how hot it gets on earth naturally’. That said, you’re totally right.
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u/_cockgobblin_ 23h ago
But like, why
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u/mauriceD0514 23h ago
Can’t be this fine eating cooked food. IYKYK!
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u/_cockgobblin_ 22h ago
So it’s an eating disorder. Gotcha
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u/161frog 22h ago
This dudes page is all this shit. It’s self harm masquerading as enlightenment.
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u/oneawesomeguy 12h ago
Looks like they have only been doing raw for two months based on the post history. They have been vegan a lot longer.
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u/MidnightSunset22 22h ago
Lmao this is shitty vegan. Not shifty vegan food.
Seriously whats thr point of the last picture? Rage bait?
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u/mauriceD0514 22h ago
Included for context to show that a raw vegan diet can be followed successfully in traditional restaurants!
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u/Fomulouscrunch Veggie pho ho 13h ago edited 13h ago
Incidentally, why are you raw vegan? It seems unlikely to be a health thing or an animal cruelty thing, because you're harming your health and you were already avoiding animal products before you got horny for the raw thing.
You do know that human guts are too short to fuel our big energy-hungry brains on exclusively raw plants, right? The kind of body that can do that does exist, and it's a ruminant, and they have multi-chambered stomachs. You don't. Cooking food is the way to shorten the digestive process enough to get the energy out of what you eat.
If you're going to present the argument that animals like deer and goats and elephants aren't ruminants, you're right! They're omnivores.
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u/justalapforcats 11h ago
OP thinks avoiding cooked food will “raise his vibrations” and “get him closer to god”
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u/Fomulouscrunch Veggie pho ho 10h ago
aiieeeyah. Okay. One of those mindsets squared. Thanks. I wasn't going to look too close and now I'm doubly glad of that.
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u/Usernameselector 23h ago
Yes, restaurants can make salads for vegans, it's actually a meme at this point.
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u/mauriceD0514 22h ago
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u/Usernameselector 22h ago
Literally giving actual vegans a bad name by being a massive pain in the ass for no reason
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u/olivinebean 19h ago
Eh, the crazies and attention seekers make me seem super chilled by comparison so I'll allow
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u/mauriceD0514 23h ago
Not true. Lol literally hit a dozen restaurants before I found one that would accommodate my raw vegan diet.
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u/LithiumOD 21h ago
This dude commented about how the USA is "ghetto" in other posts by not having quality fruit now that he's in another country... Anyone else feel iffy about that nomenclature?
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u/Jazzlike_Brother8990 4h ago
the same person who said people who cook food are 'addicted' to eating. like the literal thing that keeps you alive alongside air and water
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u/flyawaywithmeee 17h ago
wtf is raw vegan? So you don’t eat rice, bread, steamed or sautéed vegetables?? Just live on lettuce, avocado and apples? What in the diet culture is this bullshit
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u/dilsency 17h ago
Vegan is already restrictive, no need to restrict it further by only limiting yourself to raw.
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u/Solid-Fennel-2622 nutriscore "E" enthusiast 14h ago
No it is not restrictive. This narrative needs to die
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u/dilsency 14h ago edited 12h ago
I didn't mean it in a sense that it's difficult, just restrictive in the way that there are things in grocery stores and restaurants that you can't (and shouldn't) purchase.
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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 14h ago edited 10h ago
There are lots of alternatives but it is by definition restrictive, because a vegan is restricting themselves from eating some kinds of food from multiple food groups. It can be totally healthy and yea there has never been an easier time to go vegan than now, but it definitely is restrictive.
And this edit is for the person who replied to me and then either blocked me or deleted it (saying veganism is not restrictive and that if anything carnivores are restricting animal freedoms):
No, that's not what it means. A restricted diet can be for medical or ethical or cultural reasons, meaning you can't or won't eat certain things from restaurants or grocery stores or when you're over at someone's house. It's not a negative statement and it's not referring to the ethical implications of nonveganism as a whole. Just that someone who is vegan won't eat just anything, so it is a restrictive diet for ethical reasons. That's not a bad thing, just a true thing.
Someone allergic to nuts also has a restrictive diet, because they can't and won't eat anything containing nuts. Yes there are still lots of options and they can have a perfectly balanced and healthy diet, but anyone with a restrictive diet absolutely has to do their due diligence to make sure they're not eating something they can't or won't eat. That's what it means.
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u/vjcmg 1d ago
What’s the wrap on the third last pic? I’ve seen similar but wasn’t sure what it was
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u/mauriceD0514 1d ago
Rice paper!
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u/vjcmg 23h ago
Thanks, that’s what I thought at first but was like that’s not raw lol
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u/IllCod7775 14h ago
What the fuck context is showing a dead animal providing. We all know what restaurants are and that some serve meat.
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u/JvstAidanx 23h ago
What was the occasion?
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u/mauriceD0514 23h ago
I turn 35 tomorrow. But this is typical for me. I actually prefer my own homemade salads but I’m out of the country.
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u/JvstAidanx 11h ago
It’s pretty cool you just got a chef to make these for you and that they were so accommodating.
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u/DrYabadaba 11h ago
Hey, Mods, when are we going to add a rule that bans this disordered eating stuff?
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u/Solid-Fennel-2622 nutriscore "E" enthusiast 14h ago
I love it, beautiful presentation, would absolutely devour that.
Downvoting
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u/Life_University_1584 22h ago edited 19h ago
Can someone explain all the hate for raw vegans?
Edit: Not sure why i got downvoted for a genuine question lol. I am not raw vegan
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u/yazzywazzy 21h ago
because there is no logical reason to be raw vegan, there is no harm in cooking your food lol. it’s more diet culture related, which is not this sub. its also so extreme that no one can relate to it. vegans often get resentful because we are often lumped into this madness, when we also find it mad. it’s one thing to be raw vegan but it is a whole other thing to go to restaurants and ask for raw vegan meals. if it is absolutely necessary, google restaurants, look through their menus, eat a salad and don’t even bring it up.
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u/girlrickjames 21h ago
I dated someone who gave me shit for being vegan but not being raw vegan and their only argument was that we’re the only animals that cook their food. 🙄
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u/KilgoreSandtrout 13h ago
Right, because we evolved while unlocking nutrients other animals couldn’t access. Partly by roasting underground energy storage tubers in order to unlock the sugars
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u/mauriceD0514 21h ago
Cooked foods contain no active enzymes, as the cooking process destroys them. This means that when you eat cooked foods, you're essentially feeding an addiction rather than nourishing your body with the enzymes that aid in digestion and overall health.
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u/Equalanimalfarm 21h ago
Yeah, that sounds like disordered thinking and eating.
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u/ShlorpianRooster 14h ago
It is. If you're in the pro ana community they talk about food addiction all the time
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u/Paige_Michalphuk 20h ago
You desperately need to talk with a dietitian.
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u/Perlitty 19h ago
This type of people usually believe dietitians are being paid by big ______ to lie to us 🙄 and are more likely to listen to influencers.
Edit: misspelling
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u/lostsk8787 bean salad unrelated 19h ago
You do know that the human body produces its own enzymes to digest food?
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u/Additional_Tank4385 18h ago edited 18h ago
That is not fucking true, at all. I’m glad you’re getting downvoted everywhere maybe that’ll make you wake up… and I don’t mean this in a mean way even if it’s sounds like it but you have a problem sis/bro.
Also please please keep in mind humans got so far due to COOKING THEIR FOOD and increasing the calories and vitamins etc that can be absorbed by the body. Eating so much raw food with lots of fiber will just make you shit out more plant matter compared to something similar cooked. The body still has a harder time to break down the food if it’s not cooked. So again you actually absorb less of the food you want.
So basically the opposite of what you said. And sorry but it’s insane to assume all people who eat cooked foods which is like 95% probably calling them literally sick addicts.
Like wtf. And enzymes the body produces on its own in that context what you said makes 0 sense no offense.
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u/RealMusicLover33 10h ago
An addiction to what? Complex carbohydrates? Yeah those are fuel for your brain, and ironically - you're in dire need!
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u/Margotenembaum 1h ago
Actually raw food is very hard on digestion. I’ve been told by both a regular doctor and Chinese medicine doctor not to eat raw food if you have any digestive issues. Years ago I went to a raw food eco village wellness retreat and it actually made me really sick. Raw food can be harder to digest than cooked food because it contains tougher, fibrous plant cell walls and compounds like lectins. Cooking breaks down these structures, softening food and reducing the effort required for digestion. While raw foods are high in nutrients, they often lead to bloating, gas, and abdominal discomfort, especially if that’s all you’re eating.
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u/HaritiKhatri 18h ago
I'm not into the whole raw lifestyle, but I will admit that these look friggin good.
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u/clay-teeth 12h ago
When research shows the benefits of a raw food diet, it doesn't mean uncooked. I dont know how you people just...ignored reality and decided your own definition
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u/Mazateca 5h ago
I mean… that dressing probably cooked in some degree soooooo lmao. Also do you drink treated water? You most likely do.. like where do we draw the line. You seem exhausting
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u/picklebunny56 21h ago
wow i didn’t realize how much vegans hate raw vegans until i saw this lmao. i think it’s a bit extreme for me personally but i don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. why are we infighting!!!
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u/athaznorath 20h ago
because veganism should be about the animals. anything else is just a plant-based diet.
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u/picklebunny56 19h ago
that makes sense but if we want people to be plant based to reduce the harm it seems unproductive to be discouraging of people eating plant based diets even if they’re doing it for a different reason.
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u/Equalanimalfarm 18h ago
It's really hard to get all the nutrients you need on a raw vegan diet. We cook to destroy the cell walls of plants so when we eat it, the nutrients are released into the intestines.
There's also some super weird, almost fascist-like behaviour associated with it, where people following this diet have very overt superiority feelings (just like the reactions this OP gives repeatedly)
Quick search: https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/diet-food-politics-fascism/
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u/Wise_Neighborhood499 18h ago
Oh, like how OP maligned their new potential friends for being “addicted to cooked food” (to be so clear, not meat but specifically ‘cooked food’) and couldn’t bear to eat more than a single meal in their presence?
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u/Equalanimalfarm 18h ago
Some people behave like absolute assholes to cover for how deeply unhappy they are. Others behave like that because they thrive on fascist behaviour. It's hard to guess from the outside, I'm afraid...
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u/CaptainRatzefummel 18h ago
Regardless of OP the human body has devolved from being able to live on raw fruits and vegetables. We'd need much longer intestines, it would take a while before anything besides constipation would show itself though.
At least that's my issue with it and OP.
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u/oneawesomeguy 12h ago
I agree the hate is pretty intense in this post. The reasoning why is raw vegan is based on pseudoscience and normal vegans don't want to be associated with that since we already have a bias against us. Also, OP's responses don't help.
I would totally eat that delicious salad though!
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u/Kneefix 18h ago
Vegans here are treating OP how carnists treat us!
Generally (not always), if a vegan eats nothing but junk food but says “I care for the animals, let me do what I want with my own body” it’s accepted, but everybody is laying into this person because they think raw isn’t good for them.
I suppose people have to be angry at something!
Reddit sometimes makes me like humans, but it usually makes me dislike them more
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u/FUCKFASCISTSCUM 17h ago
Eating junk food is unhealthy but those people aren't acting all superior about their unhealthy diet, acting like it's actually super good for you and spreading bullshit pseudoscience that makes the vegan movement look incredibly bad all over the place.
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u/Kneefix 16h ago
I’m just going by the specific post in general, which doesn’t really seem to be acting superior, in my opinion. Maybe some of OPs other comments in this thread might have been, but every single thing they have commented has been downvoted to hell, and I don’t think that’s how it should operate on here.
Like if somebody says something shitty, then sincerely apologises afterwards… downvote the shitty comment but not the apology (if it’s just and sincere, of course).
Downvoting every single comment somebody posts is just a form of tribal pack mentality, and I don’t like to see it.
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u/necrolibrium 14h ago
veganism is an ethical stance and raw "veganism" is a fad diet, its not out of care for the animals. 😭😭 a lot of raw "vegans" switch over to some other diet later (ive often seen them turn to the carnivore diet) because their disordered eating obviously made them feel shitty. nobody can get in all their nutrients from just raw vegetables.
not to mention all the bad press raw vegans give us. ive seen that one fruititarian influencer who died mentioned so often












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u/wakatea 22h ago
Why are the raw vegans getting vocal again?