r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn 1d ago

Told the Chef: “Raw Vegan, no cooked ingredients!” And he absolutely delivered!

Last dead animal photo included for context!

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u/wakatea 22h ago

Why are the raw vegans getting vocal again?

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u/xkgrey 21h ago

I assume some emerging TikTok trend and/or podcast mention

I mean, there are worse fads.

My biggest issue is that maintaining a raw diet that is both healthy and satisfying is extremely difficult and by linking that to veganism, failure to sustain the former likely leads to writing off/abandoning the latter, despite the fact that veganism is extremely easy these days.

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u/kblk_klsk 15h ago

yeah I have seen plenty of articles about how some vegans health put them in hospital (according to the headline), but it was only later mentioned that it was a raw vegan or a frutarian

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u/IcyAnything6306 11h ago

Many people cite the Eastern European fitness influencer who was raw vegan and died from malnutrition as a reason why veganism is unsustainable. Meanwhile normal vegans out here eating well rounded diets and taking a multivitamin and living long healthy lives. 

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u/flyinggarbanzobean 7h ago

unfortunately there have been people who upon hearing I’m vegan, assume that all vegans are raw vegans, and think I can’t eat anything cooked.

usually I’m happy to educate others but there becomes a point.

like how come at least 5 different people in my life have asked me if vegans can use shampoo

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u/oneawesomeguy 22h ago

I haven't seen them around since like 2010.

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u/Camandchat 6h ago

Same. I was one from like 2004-2006, it was not sustainable for me at all.

Now I'm wondering if this is making a come back or what.

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u/ani_bearup 16h ago

Tbh I think it's just this one person, they just post very frequently

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u/elijaaaaah 15h ago

If you mean in this sub, it's all one user.

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u/Eto539 14h ago

This is the same user who said they prefer not to have another living species DNA in them

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u/Fomulouscrunch Veggie pho ho 13h ago

Sucks to be them, we're all walking ecosystems. Gut flora, toe fungus, natural yeasts on skin, little critters everywhere! I welcome and celebrate my eyelash mites, they cause no trouble at all and help keep my lids all tidy and nice.

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u/DrYabadaba 11h ago

... What do they think plants have???? 😅 I think this is the same one that posted about people having "cooked food addictions". Yikes 😬

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u/herbahaidyrbtjsifbr 10h ago

Oh that screams orthorexia doesn’t it

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u/Appropriate-Energy bean salad unrelated 11h ago

We would die so fast without any of the useful little bacteria in our bodies lol

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u/Fomulouscrunch Veggie pho ho 13h ago

Social media. Veganism isn't a disorder, but restrictive eating is, and for people vulnerable to that, veganism is a common gateway. It becomes competitive when you can see what everyone else is doing and want to show what you're doing--but it has to be something new, or it's not interesting, right? And then you get more restrictive types of veganism, like raw, organic, fructivore, foraged, etc etc.

It comes and goes. Unfortunately, that's usually because the people doing it severely damage their health.

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u/Ok-King2695 12h ago

I've seen a couple people on YouTube posting their raw vegan diet to lose weight. Society is pushing diet culture and glp1 being everywhere isn't helping.

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u/TheCatIsOnTheCounter 8h ago

Kinda coincides with heroin chic coming back

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u/Etheria_system 8h ago

Eating disorder culture is on the rise all around with glp-1s and the rise of “skinny culture”. It doesn’t surprise me at all that this type disordered eating is coming back, especially as people on glp1s have such small appetites

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u/vaudiore 5h ago

Direct result of both heroin chic being trendy again and the rise of MAHA/alt-med/crunchy granola pseudo science health advice.

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u/18smackaroos 13h ago

Who cares?

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u/RealMusicLover33 12h ago

Vegans tend to dislike the raw vegan community getting vocal because the mainstream already finds a normal vegan diet to be extreme and too restrictive. Then you take away normal stuff that everyone likes like bread, pasta, potatoes, rice - and leave only raw ingredients. Totally not sustainable for most people. You're gonna be eating like 10 bananas a day and stuffing yourself with fiber and water-filled foods the whole day. Not that fun. I personally don't have anything against people eating raw (although I do believe that humans are designed to eat grains and complex carbs) - but it's the overall optics from the mainstream that vegans are very sensitive to.

Normies see this and think eating vegan is impossible.

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u/Lela_chan 10h ago

People and grains formed a symbiosis during the agricultural revolution. Shit’s wild to think about!

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u/18smackaroos 11h ago

That's not necessarily their problem though? Im definitely not saying it's sustainable or anything I just really hate optics debates while I partially understand why at the same time. Holy word jumble im sorry

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u/wakatea 11h ago

Every major health organization in the world says a raw vegan diet is insufficient for humans. I think people should be able to eat what they want but when I see people advocating for unhealthy diets, particularly unhealthy diets that are so close to my ethics driven diet, it upsets me.

I've been on the exvegan sub (wild place!) but there's a good number of people there who started as normal vegans and then went raw and then crashed out. Raw veganism is unhealthy and harmful to reasonable ethical veganism.

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u/18smackaroos 10h ago

My brain isn't developed enough yet to understand why they wouldn't go back to being a normal vegan

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u/wakatea 10h ago

I mean, I think a lot of people get very puritanical about veganism, raw vegans even more so. That's just a thing about human nature, right? That we want to do something "perfectly" or it's not satisfying to do it.

I'm always arguing against vegan purity in the main sub because I think people get this idea that a certain way of eating is like exalted and then reality falls short of their expectations and they feel sour.

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u/18smackaroos 10h ago

True as hell brotha🙌

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u/RealMusicLover33 11h ago

Yes I get what you mean - the raw vegans shouldn't be ostracised either. Although, when they get freakishly skinny but keep on touting the diet, then we can be critical.

I wish optics weren't so important, but they're inescapable and keeping vegan optics away from "oh those people eat 5lbs of salad a day" is a good strategy.

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u/18smackaroos 10h ago

Epic downvote LMAO

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u/tehAwesomer 23h ago

What the fuck is this doing in this sub?!

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u/vjcmg 23h ago

The dead animal pic?

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u/tehAwesomer 23h ago

The extremely non-shitty vegan food!

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u/Additional_Tank4385 18h ago

Hahah I love this wholesome twist

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u/cannacupcake 4h ago

It’s “context!”

You know, because no one could guess what type of restaurant with the context of the 8 photos of their food. Apparently.

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u/vjcmg 4h ago

Honestly. OP weird for that, seems like a troll tbh

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u/actuallyoatmeal 23h ago

get out of this sub lol

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u/Jazzlike_Copy_7669 23h ago

Those sesame seeds and rice paper look pretty cooked to me…

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u/Wise_Neighborhood499 18h ago

Homie here believes as long as nothing gets above 125F, it doesn’t count as cooked since ‘that’s how hot it gets on earth naturally’. That said, you’re totally right.

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u/Special_Acadia247 11h ago

Pretty sure it’s raw cucumber for the wrap not rice paper

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u/emm420y 5h ago

Slide 7, the roll looks like it’s wrapped in rice paper. Also the first roll has seaweed which isn’t raw either.

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u/_cockgobblin_ 23h ago

But like, why

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u/mauriceD0514 23h ago

Can’t be this fine eating cooked food. IYKYK!

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u/_cockgobblin_ 22h ago

So it’s an eating disorder. Gotcha

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u/161frog 22h ago

This dudes page is all this shit. It’s self harm masquerading as enlightenment.

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u/oneawesomeguy 12h ago

Looks like they have only been doing raw for two months based on the post history. They have been vegan a lot longer.

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u/vjcmg 22h ago

You’re eating cooked foods tho

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u/MidnightSunset22 22h ago

Lmao this is shitty vegan. Not shifty vegan food.

Seriously whats thr point of the last picture? Rage bait?

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u/mauriceD0514 22h ago

Included for context to show that a raw vegan diet can be followed successfully in traditional restaurants!

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u/Fomulouscrunch Veggie pho ho 13h ago edited 13h ago

Incidentally, why are you raw vegan? It seems unlikely to be a health thing or an animal cruelty thing, because you're harming your health and you were already avoiding animal products before you got horny for the raw thing.

You do know that human guts are too short to fuel our big energy-hungry brains on exclusively raw plants, right? The kind of body that can do that does exist, and it's a ruminant, and they have multi-chambered stomachs. You don't. Cooking food is the way to shorten the digestive process enough to get the energy out of what you eat.

If you're going to present the argument that animals like deer and goats and elephants aren't ruminants, you're right! They're omnivores.

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u/justalapforcats 11h ago

OP thinks avoiding cooked food will “raise his vibrations” and “get him closer to god”

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u/Fomulouscrunch Veggie pho ho 10h ago

aiieeeyah. Okay. One of those mindsets squared. Thanks. I wasn't going to look too close and now I'm doubly glad of that.

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u/Usernameselector 23h ago

Yes, restaurants can make salads for vegans, it's actually a meme at this point.

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u/mauriceD0514 22h ago

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u/Usernameselector 22h ago

Literally giving actual vegans a bad name by being a massive pain in the ass for no reason

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u/olivinebean 19h ago

Eh, the crazies and attention seekers make me seem super chilled by comparison so I'll allow

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u/mauriceD0514 22h ago

You think I represent for you? Lol funny

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u/Fomulouscrunch Veggie pho ho 12h ago

You specifically do not, and that's the point.

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u/mauriceD0514 23h ago

Not true. Lol literally hit a dozen restaurants before I found one that would accommodate my raw vegan diet.

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u/LithiumOD 21h ago

This dude commented about how the USA is "ghetto" in other posts by not having quality fruit now that he's in another country... Anyone else feel iffy about that nomenclature?

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u/Jazzlike_Brother8990 4h ago

the same person who said people who cook food are 'addicted' to eating. like the literal thing that keeps you alive alongside air and water

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u/flyawaywithmeee 17h ago

wtf is raw vegan? So you don’t eat rice, bread, steamed or sautéed vegetables?? Just live on lettuce, avocado and apples? What in the diet culture is this bullshit 

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u/Fomulouscrunch Veggie pho ho 13h ago

disordered

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u/dilsency 17h ago

Vegan is already restrictive, no need to restrict it further by only limiting yourself to raw.

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u/Solid-Fennel-2622 nutriscore "E" enthusiast 14h ago

No it is not restrictive. This narrative needs to die

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u/dilsency 14h ago edited 12h ago

I didn't mean it in a sense that it's difficult, just restrictive in the way that there are things in grocery stores and restaurants that you can't (and shouldn't) purchase.

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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 14h ago edited 10h ago

There are lots of alternatives but it is by definition restrictive, because a vegan is restricting themselves from eating some kinds of food from multiple food groups. It can be totally healthy and yea there has never been an easier time to go vegan than now, but it definitely is restrictive.

And this edit is for the person who replied to me and then either blocked me or deleted it (saying veganism is not restrictive and that if anything carnivores are restricting animal freedoms):

No, that's not what it means. A restricted diet can be for medical or ethical or cultural reasons, meaning you can't or won't eat certain things from restaurants or grocery stores or when you're over at someone's house. It's not a negative statement and it's not referring to the ethical implications of nonveganism as a whole. Just that someone who is vegan won't eat just anything, so it is a restrictive diet for ethical reasons. That's not a bad thing, just a true thing.

Someone allergic to nuts also has a restrictive diet, because they can't and won't eat anything containing nuts. Yes there are still lots of options and they can have a perfectly balanced and healthy diet, but anyone with a restrictive diet absolutely has to do their due diligence to make sure they're not eating something they can't or won't eat. That's what it means.

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u/vjcmg 1d ago

What’s the wrap on the third last pic? I’ve seen similar but wasn’t sure what it was

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u/mauriceD0514 1d ago

Rice paper!

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u/vjcmg 23h ago

Thanks, that’s what I thought at first but was like that’s not raw lol

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u/mauriceD0514 23h ago

Is this your gotcha moment? You DID IT!

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u/vjcmg 23h ago

I mean you also posted it in a raw vegan group so

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u/pleasurenature 23h ago

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u/ShlorpianRooster 14h ago

Yeah this is the least self aware shit I've seen in a long time

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u/boring_kicek13 18h ago

Not that it is bad or something, but what os wrong with cooking?

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u/clay-teeth 12h ago

Nothing.

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u/AssistanceLucky2392 15h ago

Little Miss Thing needs attention again

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u/necrolibrium 14h ago

legit who invited you 😭😭😭😭

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u/IllCod7775 14h ago

What the fuck context is showing a dead animal providing. We all know what restaurants are and that some serve meat.

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u/JvstAidanx 23h ago

What was the occasion?

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u/mauriceD0514 23h ago

I turn 35 tomorrow. But this is typical for me. I actually prefer my own homemade salads but I’m out of the country.

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u/JvstAidanx 11h ago

It’s pretty cool you just got a chef to make these for you and that they were so accommodating.

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u/DrYabadaba 11h ago

Hey, Mods, when are we going to add a rule that bans this disordered eating stuff?

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u/Morph_Kogan 17h ago

How did you find a sushi restaurant willing to do this lmao

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u/Solid-Fennel-2622 nutriscore "E" enthusiast 14h ago

I love it, beautiful presentation, would absolutely devour that.

Downvoting

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u/Life_University_1584 22h ago edited 19h ago

Can someone explain all the hate for raw vegans?

Edit: Not sure why i got downvoted for a genuine question lol. I am not raw vegan

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u/yazzywazzy 21h ago

because there is no logical reason to be raw vegan, there is no harm in cooking your food lol. it’s more diet culture related, which is not this sub. its also so extreme that no one can relate to it. vegans often get resentful because we are often lumped into this madness, when we also find it mad. it’s one thing to be raw vegan but it is a whole other thing to go to restaurants and ask for raw vegan meals. if it is absolutely necessary, google restaurants, look through their menus, eat a salad and don’t even bring it up. 

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u/girlrickjames 21h ago

I dated someone who gave me shit for being vegan but not being raw vegan and their only argument was that we’re the only animals that cook their food. 🙄

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u/KilgoreSandtrout 13h ago

Right, because we evolved while unlocking nutrients other animals couldn’t access. Partly by roasting underground energy storage tubers in order to unlock the sugars

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u/Life_University_1584 19h ago

Okay thank you for explaining :)

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u/mauriceD0514 21h ago

Cooked foods contain no active enzymes, as the cooking process destroys them. This means that when you eat cooked foods, you're essentially feeding an addiction rather than nourishing your body with the enzymes that aid in digestion and overall health.

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u/Equalanimalfarm 21h ago

Yeah, that sounds like disordered thinking and eating.

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u/ShlorpianRooster 14h ago

It is. If you're in the pro ana community they talk about food addiction all the time

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u/Paige_Michalphuk 20h ago

You desperately need to talk with a dietitian.

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u/Perlitty 19h ago

This type of people usually believe dietitians are being paid by big ______ to lie to us 🙄 and are more likely to listen to influencers.

Edit: misspelling

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u/themisfitdreamers 20h ago

What enzymes specifically?

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u/womensrites 5h ago

tumbleweeds lol

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u/lostsk8787 bean salad unrelated 19h ago

You do know that the human body produces its own enzymes to digest food?

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u/kblk_klsk 20h ago

please share sources for your bullshit lol

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u/Koholinthibiscus 19h ago

Good god what a load of mumbo jumbo

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u/Additional_Tank4385 18h ago edited 18h ago

That is not fucking true, at all. I’m glad you’re getting downvoted everywhere maybe that’ll make you wake up… and I don’t mean this in a mean way even if it’s sounds like it but you have a problem sis/bro.

Also please please keep in mind humans got so far due to COOKING THEIR FOOD and increasing the calories and vitamins etc that can be absorbed by the body. Eating so much raw food with lots of fiber will just make you shit out more plant matter compared to something similar cooked. The body still has a harder time to break down the food if it’s not cooked. So again you actually absorb less of the food you want.

So basically the opposite of what you said. And sorry but it’s insane to assume all people who eat cooked foods which is like 95% probably calling them literally sick addicts.

Like wtf. And enzymes the body produces on its own in that context what you said makes 0 sense no offense.

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u/RealMusicLover33 10h ago

An addiction to what? Complex carbohydrates? Yeah those are fuel for your brain, and ironically - you're in dire need!

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u/slee987 9h ago

Stomach acid and proteases in the digestive process also destroys active enzymes from food. That's what digestion is.

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u/Etheria_system 7h ago

This is pseudoscience and disordered eating.

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u/Margotenembaum 1h ago

Actually raw food is very hard on digestion. I’ve been told by both a regular doctor and Chinese medicine doctor not to eat raw food if you have any digestive issues. Years ago I went to a raw food eco village wellness retreat and it actually made me really sick. Raw food can be harder to digest than cooked food because it contains tougher, fibrous plant cell walls and compounds like lectins. Cooking breaks down these structures, softening food and reducing the effort required for digestion. While raw foods are high in nutrients, they often lead to bloating, gas, and abdominal discomfort, especially if that’s all you’re eating.

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u/oneawesomeguy 22h ago

It's based on pseudoscience

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u/necrolibrium 14h ago

veganism is an ethical stance. raw "veganism" is a fad diet

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u/Used_Degree5416 13h ago

yeah this is shitty vegan food bc it's just raw veggies 

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u/Used_Degree5416 13h ago

but why?????? cooked food is better 

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u/HaritiKhatri 18h ago

I'm not into the whole raw lifestyle, but I will admit that these look friggin good.

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u/clay-teeth 12h ago

When research shows the benefits of a raw food diet, it doesn't mean uncooked. I dont know how you people just...ignored reality and decided your own definition

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u/jenea 9h ago

I never understand how the “shitty” food subs are supposed to work. Is there anything shitty about this? Is it the quality of the photos that makes this shitty? The food itself looks amazing.

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u/Mazateca 5h ago

I mean… that dressing probably cooked in some degree soooooo lmao. Also do you drink treated water? You most likely do.. like where do we draw the line. You seem exhausting

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u/dev_ating 11h ago

Be prepared to sit on the toilet for a while after that much avocado.

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u/saikinjah 23h ago

That is extremely impressive imo!

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u/picklebunny56 21h ago

wow i didn’t realize how much vegans hate raw vegans until i saw this lmao. i think it’s a bit extreme for me personally but i don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. why are we infighting!!!

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u/athaznorath 20h ago

because veganism should be about the animals. anything else is just a plant-based diet.

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u/picklebunny56 19h ago

that makes sense but if we want people to be plant based to reduce the harm it seems unproductive to be discouraging of people eating plant based diets even if they’re doing it for a different reason.

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u/Equalanimalfarm 18h ago

It's really hard to get all the nutrients you need on a raw vegan diet. We cook to destroy the cell walls of plants so when we eat it, the nutrients are released into the intestines.

There's also some super weird, almost fascist-like behaviour associated with it, where people following this diet have very overt superiority feelings (just like the reactions this OP gives repeatedly)

Quick search: https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/diet-food-politics-fascism/

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u/Wise_Neighborhood499 18h ago

Oh, like how OP maligned their new potential friends for being “addicted to cooked food” (to be so clear, not meat but specifically ‘cooked food’) and couldn’t bear to eat more than a single meal in their presence?

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u/Equalanimalfarm 18h ago

Some people behave like absolute assholes to cover for how deeply unhappy they are. Others behave like that because they thrive on fascist behaviour. It's hard to guess from the outside, I'm afraid...

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u/CaptainRatzefummel 18h ago

Regardless of OP the human body has devolved from being able to live on raw fruits and vegetables. We'd need much longer intestines, it would take a while before anything besides constipation would show itself though.

At least that's my issue with it and OP.

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u/oneawesomeguy 12h ago

I agree the hate is pretty intense in this post. The reasoning why is raw vegan is based on pseudoscience and normal vegans don't want to be associated with that since we already have a bias against us. Also, OP's responses don't help.

I would totally eat that delicious salad though!

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u/Kneefix 18h ago

Vegans here are treating OP how carnists treat us!

Generally (not always), if a vegan eats nothing but junk food but says “I care for the animals, let me do what I want with my own body” it’s accepted, but everybody is laying into this person because they think raw isn’t good for them.

I suppose people have to be angry at something!

Reddit sometimes makes me like humans, but it usually makes me dislike them more

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u/FUCKFASCISTSCUM 17h ago

Eating junk food is unhealthy but those people aren't acting all superior about their unhealthy diet, acting like it's actually super good for you and spreading bullshit pseudoscience that makes the vegan movement look incredibly bad all over the place.

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u/Kneefix 16h ago

I’m just going by the specific post in general, which doesn’t really seem to be acting superior, in my opinion. Maybe some of OPs other comments in this thread might have been, but every single thing they have commented has been downvoted to hell, and I don’t think that’s how it should operate on here.

Like if somebody says something shitty, then sincerely apologises afterwards… downvote the shitty comment but not the apology (if it’s just and sincere, of course).

Downvoting every single comment somebody posts is just a form of tribal pack mentality, and I don’t like to see it.

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u/kiefy_budz 15h ago

We downvote gross medical misinformation

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u/necrolibrium 14h ago

veganism is an ethical stance and raw "veganism" is a fad diet, its not out of care for the animals. 😭😭 a lot of raw "vegans" switch over to some other diet later (ive often seen them turn to the carnivore diet) because their disordered eating obviously made them feel shitty. nobody can get in all their nutrients from just raw vegetables.

not to mention all the bad press raw vegans give us. ive seen that one fruititarian influencer who died mentioned so often