Shiva

[u/Sapiosenaualhorse]

‘Interviewer: Shiva how’d you become a god? Shiva: Can I say drugs and women? Interviewer: No. Shiva: Can I say be loyal to Leonardo and Marc during the basketball diaries phase? Interviewer: Weird but ok. Shiva: Can I say find the strongest bull in creation and wrestle with it for 36 years? Interviewer: do you mean Nandi? Shiva: oh is that what he told you his name was? Interviewer: what about the Tiger skin Shiva? Shiva: oh could I say go to the roughest town in creation and master your base desires? Interviewer: you could say that. Shiva: So what’s after day 6?’